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You should go first.
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Please?
Anyways, I've already posted mine on the appropriate thread.
Okay I'll post my everyday butt
http://www.arisfm.gr/photos/nodes/full/hot-ass.jpg
awesome thread
Like this?
http://i.imgur.com/avrnI.jpg
Come on guys. She's beautiful and she seems more than reasonably smart. Plus this is an awesome thread. Let's humor her to keep her around.
Recycled from a few days ago but I don't have another one right now:
http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/z...93864055_n.jpg
lol I have no idea why I am doing this
http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/u...o/IMG_2961.jpg
I don't have any pics of my butt. This was all I could find...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QecE2...ature=youtu.be
I was afraid to click on this thread...and yet, oddly curious. It really is exactly what it says on the tin!
im going to rape all of you
e
very
last
one
@Nina- I have super respect for you!
*deleted* too sexy for dv <3 xaq
like 6 months old but I've only gotten more gorgeous
5 stars, this thread betta thrive!
You should make a contribution to help it along :D.
I don't have a picture of my buttocks readily available, at the moment, though.
no-name just get a fucking sex change already
let me violate you
rip and tear
draw ruby liquid
Spoiler for Oh yeah.........:
refreshing edit time >.>
This "Men's Asses" thread reminds me of the "Men in Their Underwear" thread. Nina jumped in and did positive things in both cases, but we need much more of a female element in here. Or else I'm going home.
Ode to a Butt
My butt aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My butt, as though of butts I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull butt to the drains
One minute past, and butt-wards had sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy butt,
But being too happy in thine buttiness,--
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the butts
In some melodious butt
Of beechen butt, and butts numberless,
Singest of butts in full-throated ease.
O, for a draught of butt! that hath been
Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved butt,
Tasting of butt and the country butt,
Dance, and Provençal butt, and sunburnt butt!
O for a beaker full of the warm butt,
Full of the true, the blushful butt,
With beaded butts winking at the brim,
And purple-stained butt;
That I might drink, and leave the butt unseen,
And with thee fade away into the butt dim:
Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
What thou among the butts hast never known,
The weariness, the fever, and the fret
Here, where butts sit and hear each other groan;
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray butts,
Where butt grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
Where but(t) to think is to be full of butts
And leaden-eyed butts,
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous butt,
Or butt Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.
Away! away! for I will butt to thee,
Not charioted by Buttchus and his butt,
But on the viewless butts of Poesy,
Though the dull butt perplexes and retards:
Already with thee! tender is the butt,
And haply the Queen-Butt is on her throne,
Cluster'd around by all her starry butts;
But here there is no butt,
Save what from butt is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy butts.
I cannot see what flowers are at my butt,
Nor what soft incense hangs upon the butts,
But(t), in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the seasonable butt endows
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-butt wild;
White hawthorn, and the pastoral butt;
Fast fading butts cover'd up in leaves;
And mid-May's eldest butt,
The coming musk-butt, full of dewy wine,
The murmurous haunt of flies on summer butts.
Buttling I listen; and, for many a butt
I have been half in love with easeful Butt,
Call'd him soft names in many a mused butt,
To take into the butt my quiet breath;
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the butt with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy butt abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have butts in vain--
To thy high requiem become a butt.
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Butt!
No hungry generations tread thee down;
The butt I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient butts by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same butt that found a path
Through the sad butt of Ruth, when, sick for butt,
She stood in tears amid the alien butt;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm'd butt casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous butts, in faery butts forlorn.
Forlorn! the very word is like a butt
To toll me back from thee to my sole butt!
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is fam'd to do, deceiving butt.
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive butt fades
Past the near butt, over the still butt,
Up the butt-side; and now 'tis buried deep
In the next butt-glades:
Was it a vision, or a waking butt?
Fled is that butt:--Do I wake or sleep?
Rocking the house Link. Now can we have some hotties?
Spoiler for *whistles*:
:bluesmile:
Spoiler for 'Tis not through envy of thy happy butt, But being too happy in thine buttiness,--:
Link is getting too happy here. Must be because Meeps praised his butt. And Meeps was really serious about opening this thread. :shock:
Link, there's another thread for posting your undies you know? :chuckle:
I saw that....:) :banana::banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopherstoned
Link: Where's the high five smiley? Well *high five!* *low five* *baby five* (I'm out) Oh wait this would work:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRN-ncblE7k
Here's my big ass stealing a lemon:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nice/ass-1.jpg
Scrumptious.
Note to self: Ask government organizations to saturate Belgium with lemon trees.
Lol, I like how the image location album is "Yourmotherisnice."
I don't think parents would approve of such shenanigans! :P
Spoiler for blurry cluttered butt:
Just to preserve the beauty of these magnificent rears.
Is this worth it? :x
@Meeps, stretch for those lemons!!!!
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
Here's your high five, Meeps.
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3...jd6vo1_500.png
What?
I've seen a few sexy butts but I can't remember who it belongs to. :-?
Lol, guess it's just up to your imagination.
I like slim butts. :D
I like all of them, unless it's like.........as wide as a star. o.o
Spoiler for Link's Request:
Woohooo, Go limitless!!!!
So it's just the two of us posting in here? Come on people, butt is an interesting topic. :P
Just give it some time. :P
Oh, Limitless made a quicker gif.
Hahahahah I love this Link :D :D
I just wanted to say I approve of these butts. :I
I just looked through those butts again.
Link! You need a tighter underwear!
Lmao. Suddenly I've become the lapdog.
Well then...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nice/ass-1.jpg
:goodjob2:
I always do background checks before giving congrats for butt shots.
I'm not contributing, but the title cracks me up xD (What, no special occasion butts?)
Awww, I was getting excited! :(
http://www.dreamviews.com/f16/discus...ctures-130228/
I take that back, I love all butts! Females of course.
Don't start with me with this wide butt silliness, Kitties. :P
I'm sure your butt is perfectly curvaceous, and plump.
Brace yourselves, my butt is coming...
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Lmfao! Love this so much, and thank you link :) WoooHooo! to you also, LinkZelda
I clicked on the Naked Version spoiler before realising what I clicked. Oh well... :P
Actually, every pic thread does not need its own discussion thread, and will often end up in thread death, so, merged.
I looked through this whole thread and even posted. Butts say alot about people, not just the attractiveness of the opposite sex. I thought this would end up creepy butt it is actually legitimate.
I would very much like to know what butts say about people.
^^^
Well, my buttocks to me every day. It is often muffled because I'm sitting on it.
My butt doesn't play well with others.
everyone is anxiously browsing this thread in the vain hope that some dreamviews girl will be "teehee why not boys ;)" and post
thread reached its peak with nina video
there's not going to be anything else other than males "trolling"
http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/v...fs/5y3aohi.gif
Give it time.
It isn't "Hey Girls, Post Pictures of your Everyday ass and let guys fap at your bountiful booty" :|
Lying here is just
Phase One of the plan.
It's Phase Two that
gets me really excited.
It involves adjusting
the angle of my recline
and putting this hand
halfway down my pants.
Need moar butts.
Spoiler for just a butt:
DV's a weird place. .-.
Evo! You can do better than that!!! >:D
Tighter jeans plz!
I thought this at first too, but now I disagree because I don't go login to Dreamviews to look at porn. If I wanted to look at porn, there are far better places than DV, even with the sexy hawt females thread. So as far as I am concerned, this thread is the same as a "post pictures of your hand" thread. The underwear thread was too creepy for me. I see people of both genders fully clothed Butts all the time. Who doesn't. Yes, maybe your butt is very attractive, but guys see girls butts everyday without loosing control of themselves and jacking off. You would think that we would be able to restrain ourselves...
...and I present to you, for your consideration:
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Sorry to disappoint slayer. I'll make one some day
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3750677_n.jpg
Only picture I could find, a year old, in Paris.
joey, you're the coolest person on dv.
alright, but you do have glorious hair. for realz
I had glorious hair. Then I cut it.
It was a bad decision. I'm currently in the process of returning it to it's proper glory.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7094/6...f68cec78_z.jpg
Sorry my butt is wet, I just cleaned my hands on it. :chuckle:
On a serious tone, taking photos of your butt is harder than it seems...
I will never see you the same way again.
Never mind, lol. Don't take it as a bad thing. :P
I like Jim's and Limitless's the best.
I'd post mine, butt there's not enough room on this forum.
Damn it, my eyes were wide open when I saw you post here.
Ugh. :(
I guess we do not deserve to see. :P
Mine butt? :-?
This is an interesting place. :shadewink:
yeah I meant to say "I would post mine, butt the forum blah blah"
I missed the comma and it ruined my double entendre :cry:
it's ok though I fixed it :mrgreen:
Don't worry. We all want to see it, butt no one will get cracked up if you have to sit on this issue for a while.
*brain hurts*
twat did you say?
I'm sorry, I cun't hear you, I have an ear-infuksion.
Butt Ophelia...you have to!
tit's ok, you'll finger it out later
and stop rearing me into a corner!
I get it. No need for a tongue-lashing.
I'll turn tail and twaddle back to the everyday life pics thread.
*TITTIES*
I understand.
Don't worry, I'm still your butty.
I'm your bosom butty, too. :)
Spoiler for Lalalaa:
:panic: I can't believe I did that.
:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
Horrible puns to the rescue of the ass thread! :P
I think Link's animated booty was to the rescue of the ass thread.
This is a nice thread. Not enough pics tho.
bump!
Oh lord, what crazy section of the internet have I stumpled upon.
*Stumbled*! Sorry Lt. Dan!
I didn't mean to have a Freudian Nip -SLIP. Freudian SLIP.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SWF9i3Vzpa...+Ice+Cream.gif
Omg thread revival!!! :D
:roll:
Spoiler for Um.. hi:
You'll regret this, you know it Zoe. Omg sexy butt. :drool:
Lol, thanks xD
I had that picture laying around for some reason... i thought, why not?
Butt as i see nobody really checks this thread anymore :P
Link used to have a fetish for this thread and he was overly enthusiastic. I think he forgot about it. :rolleyes:
^ Wut, lol :D
Likes the above photo because I see my name in it.
This. Why. :eek:
Spoiler for my butt:
I'm sure OP is having a good laugh about how fucking difficult it is to take a photo of your own posterior...
I love that you pointed us the way, just in case me missed it
Damnit! I was looking forward to seein gyour butt!!!
Yeah, a little drunk still.
And I thought I was fixin to see YOURS.
This whole thread is the biggest damn tease on DV to date.
No, Link tells me every other day that I'm the biggest tease, so it can't be this thread.
I might have a pic of my butt. I'm certainly not taking one now. I hate these shorts. Plus I'm too drunk to operate a cam,ers, but I can type well enoguh.
Ah, never mind.
My butt's honestly too big to be posted
I'm saddened that i only got 2 likes :P My butt must be fat :P
I have an idea. Let's start calling people's butts out!
If there's a high demand for someone's butt (lol), let's all spam them until they do it. xD
I call Ophelia. >:D
I have a great ass thank you very much.
melanieb.
The both of them have been on it for some time but still unwilling to show their butts.
Those in favor of Ophelia like my post.
Those in favor of melanieb like Carrot's.
You two can't escape, we'll have you both. :evil:
Spoiler for awkward-looking, soggy, muddy butt:
I agree with Max. It's surprisingly difficult to take a good photo of one's own butt.
You all get links instead of images. Click at your own risk.
The rear view.
The side view.
Oh yes, look at my glorious gut.
Why limitless, why did you change your decision of supporting me in my cause? T_T
If you saw my Video Dream journal you'd know I was the first person to ever show my butt on DreamViews ;)
I'm glad to see this thread still lives :D
I came to the internet with porn in mind, but I ended up here.
http://i49.tinypic.com/2mg6150.jpg
Your mind isn't dirty?
*cough* bullshit! *cough*
:D
Pardon me, had something stuck in my throat...
:D
Too much talk and not enough butts.
lol... i discovered leggings.
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Where did u get this pic from? Or is there a video for it?
I'm on the weird part of the internet again :S
I still remember when your user title was TexASS. As Oneironaut said, you'd better. ;-)
Homegrown. Throwing this pic atcha O-dog.
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-conte...tt-Picture.jpg
I found a photo of my butt when I was looking through some photos and I thought it looked good. :>
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7092/7...5da9a7fc_b.jpg
Spoiler for No Prize for Guessing Correctly:
:goodjob2::shadewink:
It still irks me a little that this photo was actually taken by a pervertic lecturer. But it is still comforting to know because he can sense I'm a lesbian, he has no interests in me.
Hope nina doesn't kill me.
EDIT: you might notice a few thousand pictures of Ophelia in that portion of the thread.
I kid Ophelia. :D
You know, something weird I noticed, alot of those posts' pictures mysteriously vanished. No broken link, just text and... *poof!* no photo.
Weirdness.
Some of those photos were posted in 2006. Something that far back isn't always likely to still be hosted.
http://i.imgur.com/6up2G.jpg
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I dun get it.... or it sucks on my phone. Either way, i dunno
oh niceee ass
LMFAO link...
Yah, that didnt show up as a video on my phone, it just showed up as a pic of two butts
wtf Link, she has no mouth, no nose, and only one eye.. wtf IS that?
Nice... so ur from canada eh? :P
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...5dzwo1_400.gif
http://i.imgur.com/vLDt2.png
Rikka Takanashi
She, not a that.
:nono: