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Your dream is talking about the difficulty you've had adapting to the new culture you've found yourself in, and how you have a subconscious desire to play Galaga that you are not fulfilling.
Anthrophromorphic versions of my cats were doing helium shots that caused all three of them to develop gigantic pink veiny stomachs. Then Susie Derkins from Calvin and Hobbes appeared and informed me that she was making a movie about Aliens attacking while a Zombie Apocalypse occurred and said that the movie would be good because people had made both those kinds of movies but never one that had both zombies and aliens.
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Your time spent in the kitchen has shown that not only can strange shaped fruit and vegetables hold hidden meaning, but trying to explain them to family members is even more ridiculous, especially considering these same family members talk to their pets as if they are indeed human. This causes you not pain or anxiety, but rather an intense desire to apologize to inanimate objects when someone catches you thinking out loud. Classic sign of neurosis, and I highly suggest you get a colonoscopy asap.
Wake up, still in my dream, walk to the bathroom and piss in the sink. Then, I take a square of TP and place it gently on a single drop of urine that splashed out next to my toothbrush. I take that piece of TP and place it in my mouth, look into the mirror and whisper, "I still can't believe Affleck is the new Batman".
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Clearly, you are questioning wether or not Batman can 'go' in his suit. After all, he's supposed to have everything in his utility belt. You are now subconsciously considering becoming a supervillian and inventing a lemonade ray that will fill superheroes' bladders and you can take over the world while they're in the bathroom.
I witness a giant oak and willow tree with humanoid anatomy 'doing the deed'. The oak tree makes a pun about his 'wood'. I become lucid when I see the planet Saturn in the sky and use my dream control to clean up litter.
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You want to buy a new oak coffee table, as everyone knows oak is the sexiest of all the wood types. Saturn means you like it and you shoulda put a ring on it. The litter means you're bitter about being a quitter of using glitter on your babysitter.
I drop my phone in the middle of a grocery store, and some fat lady steps on it accidentally. Luckily, it's fine, but then I drop my smartwatch, and the same lady steps on it again and breaks the screen.
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Clearly you need to abandon your current pursuits and invest all your time in hybridizing the durability of an old Nokia phone with the utility of a fitbit, and marketing it with a campaign similar to the GoPro.
"You won't survive the crash when the parachute on your wingsuit fails to open, but your FitKia will."
I dreamed two nights in a row I was at a submerged amusement park and had gotten a job delivering pizzas to party boats filled with bikini-clad women via Jetski. On the first night got chased by a gigantic serpentine poodle with several sets of legs and got in trouble for splashing cold water over its eyes in an attempt to distract it. In the second nights dream it was nighttime and there were bioluminescent microbes in the water and I was trying to beat my highscore in Tetris on my phone.
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You clearly feel oppressed and unamused by your current job. It's time for a career change as a pizza delivery man, which will turn your suffocating life into a party.
The poodle meaning is obvious. It looks like an evil spidery snake because poodles can't be trusted. Ever.
You feel trapped and unable to beat your high score on Tetris. There is only a glimmer of hope.
People are playing games on an outdoor ice rink. Peanut butter is involved. I give someone a thumbs up because they’re doing a good job. Then they fall.
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This dream signifies to me that in a previous life, you were a labrador retriever who died from a severe peanut allergy after your owner (a former ice hockey star for the Pittsburgh Penguins) thought it would be funny to put peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. However, you have been reincarnated as a human, and the thing you appreciate the most about your new life is your opposable thumbs.
I'm filming a movie about how I, a secret undercover agent, manage to infiltrate a ring of medieval wizards and learn their spells in order to eventually arrest them for illicit drug possession.
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Perceived inadequacy plagues your waking life, insofar as arguing with friends and even strangers online about the most tribal BS. Assuming you're always right, as you've obviously dedicated your life to the ancient Sophists in the land of flowers...it seems the only intellectual argument worth a damn, is one with yourself.
Sitting on the back porch I notice front gate to my fence has been blown away by strong winds the previous night. A neighbor asks, "Where's your gate gotten off to?" I reply, "Did you slowly poison your husband, and is that the reason he doesn't bitch at me anymore for jogging around the neighborhood naked?"
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The gate signifies that you want to open yourself up to others, but you're afraid that they'll be blown away (literally) by your horrible night-time gas. You're also self-conscious about your body, though you're trying your best to get fit even if it means jogging around the neighborhood naked.
(May 16, 2017) Satan attacks a work luncheon, but I manage to take his sword and kill him with it. However, due to some supernatural law, I have to become the new Satan because I killed him. I'm given powers like flight and telekinesis, and I have an army of demons at my command, but I decide to just be a chill devil and tell them all to take the day off. The work luncheon continues, and during a meet-and-greet I introduce myself as "the new dark lord". (See "The Satan Clause" in theaters this Halloween, starring Tim Allen)