Could I be any splendiferous than I am now? I don't understand the concept of calomine lotion....but someday, my friends, I will go to lawschool.
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Could I be any splendiferous than I am now? I don't understand the concept of calomine lotion....but someday, my friends, I will go to lawschool.
Legalities fall from Gwens statement, in a time no man can understand without the whim of a white rabbit to lead him forth. Into the darkness they fall without a chance in reaching the destination sought. Anything else would not work because it's but a fabrication of whatever the fuck is going to finish this sentence.
If you eats akuz you emptee
Jus ta fill you soul,
You be better stuffin plentee
Nuthin in yer hole.
Corn on the cob would be funnier if pronouced Carn on the cab....I don't think scrambled eggs will ever be the same if spaghetti doesn't kill the seamonster at hand.
pulstating carnivals traverse tehe solar body...face full of pins, and polished ivory grin. gypsies stagger a drunken dance of shiva, invisible strands electrifying punctures, and heating the spidery implements.
hark, and desist from your games ye miscreants, and be engulfed...the hand of god is thick with ripe, heavy laden rafts. and verily, storms of fury must proceed it.
your lands will be laid waste, in the basket of my stomach. your children will seep through my pores. your old men will see televisions, and your young phlegm will be beset with hollowed horns.
ash shall be your epidermis, and saline solutios will fail to hydrate.
cast your faces to the ground, bt stand up straight. hate those who love you without hate. bait your breathe with the incense of animal fat, and take hefty bites of george michael's lovehandles...
hahaha, i don't know where the hell that last line came from :mrgreen: this is fun...it makes me wan't to start creative writing again.
mwom mwom mwom....resonating lunker bass.....mwom mwom mowm
eat me.
choke on my bones, and caress my marrow with your pleasing wheezing.
oh how VERY pleasing.
erect a monument in your own harbour. the orbed barn of sicily was once the trojan horse. it now houses cows slathered in greek gruel. oh the maddening iron deficiency! the lackluster mustard seeds. the cracks in my fissures in my fractured chaos.
the sufficient turgor pressure...yo slit the stem so sexily...like a laced chimpanze on estrogen shots straddling a potted plant...
encyclapediodic porridge, curdled bilkers, and the hot to trot mottled 'mato juicer
I had fought for conglomeration. In the midst of insufficient consideration for error, fear breeds hope. The eye of the skinner is upon us.
Lol, this is some deep stuff! :muffin:Quote:
Originally posted by Asher
i'm into triple covalent bondage baby, and mannequin inspired leggings. blotting ink with the inside of your cheek results in fractal shrubbery, and toothsome monsoons ate mypoic mice. freak out!
Many of the people who frequent this Page could write ad infinitum and not approach the vicinity of any degree of discerning rationality, but, yes, if they only wrote for a brief spell, then the results would be less painful and tedious to read.Quote:
Originally posted by Unicorn
..... you shouldn't spend more than 30 secs writing it, otherwise there is a great chance it becomes rational....
Love is only an inadequecy in the world's life force, that no one will every appreciate. You have no idea what kind of letter this is, do you?
I tend to be shy when i decide to squeeze lemons, and even changing the order of letters make me feel different emotions at the same time. As if sunset and sunrise were ridiculous concepts of self-enhancement techniques. So next time, simply remember you shouldn't breathe when you drink, moka or chocolate??
You're right, i didn't think about it, Sometimes i have to stop because I feel i can write for many pages. But of course, i don't think many people would go through it, that's why 30 sec is a good thing! Readable, entertaining and concise.Quote:
Originally posted by Leo Volont
Many of the people who frequent this Page could write ad infinitum and not approach the vicinity of any degree of discerning rationality, but, yes, if they only wrote for a brief spell, then the results would be less painful and tedious to read.
that's exactly what my baby's heart beat sounded like in vitroQuote:
Originally posted by Asher
mwom mwom mwom....resonating lunker bass.....mwom mwom mowm
I'm hungry. Food. (Mind goes blank.)
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by mitzie_31
I'm hungry. Food. (Mind goes blank.)
did I just actually read thru this, incredibly out of thought, what time is it? almost noon, what to cook? where is the dog? I seem to ask alot, changing, leo made me thought about what? why am I writing? is it raining? mierda¡! alg something fell wohooo now I'm thinking rational bye!
Oh, my beautiful edifice, how does your eggshell grow? Oh, my heartless countenence, where does your wigwam blow?
Last time my doctor gave me birth pills, he told the main secondhand effect is anal leakage. So i went to the bathroom broken-hearted, but instead of having a great shit, i only farted.
Ok gonna try this again.
Sex. (Mind goes numb.) DAMNIT!
haha, i like this one. wigwam... :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Gwendolyn
Oh, my beautiful edifice, how does your eggshell grow? Oh, my heartless countenence, where does your wigwam blow?
How is it that my beautiful buzzerfly never knew what it takes to be a real chicken? If i keep buying everyone's time like this, i shall have a grrrrreat time watching you hear who's the real emancipator is, for I will teach a lesson to anyone who can't properly dance salsa in Tijuana without tripping on his neighbour's glasses La! LaLa! LaLaLaLa!
You could never tell me not to tap dance on the edge of a shooting star.....I make the rules, here and I plan to keep studying the fine arts of cannibalization.
Yes! i totally agree. "Actually" can never be translated by the french word "Actuellement", it's just wrong :shakehead2: because it means "right now". A more appropriate translation would be to clap your hands twice everytime you see a granny with fake teeth. Now that i got your attention, can I kiss you in the tongue?Quote:
Originally posted by Gwendolyn
You could never tell me not to tap dance on the edge of a shooting star.....I make the rules, here and I plan to keep studying the fine arts of cannibalization.
I don't understand how one would do such a thing. The tongue is a fine organ that defines all that is true in this harsh world.....If I wanted to go to school, I would have sent for a grahm cracker box.Quote:
Originally posted by Unicorn
Yes! i totally agree. "Actually" can never be translated by the french word "Actuellement", it's just wrong :shakehead2: because it means "right now". A more appropriate translation would be to clap your hands twice everytime you see a granny with fake teeth. Now that i got your attention, can I kiss you in the tongue?
i once knew a boxer with a glass jaw. he took blowing classes and shaped a slender chin,. whereupon calcium carbonate became ablution.
finely washed plumbers get nines out of tent, but hike only on lent.