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      Some Surreal Thoughts

      Ok. The goal of this post is to write anything that comes into your mind, you may write any sentence you think of, ANYTHING that crosses your mind! regardless whether it makes sense or not, you shouldn't spend more than 30 secs writing it, otherwise there is a great chance it becomes rational. Also no need to say that posts editing aren't allowed.
      Dreams follow the same rule of Free Association, whether by semantic meaning (Cow-->Milk-->Breakfast-->School), or by the sound the words make (bear-->bare-->bored-->bride, etc.)

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      Ok, so here goes:

      Why do i have to worry about my hands? last time i had a moustache, i couldn't even drink milk!!!! I then tried to hide in my mom's wound, only to find my toys in the attic, so i started playing soccer with no shoes on...

      Whoah [/b]

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      Can crayons really breathe? I used to think crackerjacks were my friends, but now I cannot go to school without barfing. Can you help my best hedgehog?
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Tennis balls are really stupid, simply because yellow skies don't exist. Wilson, you're just ain't cool Buddy! Damn... The next time i see you, im gonna swim your teeth out in the bathroom.

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      Going to the bathtub on a hourly basis is not good for my grandfather clock. We all need some time to catch rainbows, but I cannot stand being a playwrite when it rains.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      I never said people who clap their hands backward were homophobic. In fact, Homophobia is just another fancy world for people who never shaved in the first place. But Okay, i might be wrong on this one, but just look at those underfed horses, what a pity!

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      lalalala alalalalaalalalal aalalalal alallala lalaalala lalalalal alalalala lalala lalala lalala lalalallalallalalalal lalalalalalal allalalaalalala lalalalalaallalal allalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalala ... mmh, tootie fruities....
      I may not be the tallest, the fastest or the strongest, but
      I ain't scared.

      98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature line.

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      I had some cancer with lunch and fries, then Mrs. johnson exploded into a rainfall of a thousand McBurgerkings and they all had some vaginal intercourse with bush's caddy's chipmunk on fire.

      Kindof more fun then I though
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume

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      whoah Just look at those eyebrows! Anger shoudn't necessarly be managed. But when you have a cowboy hat, it becomes interesting to notice how sexy Pocahontas is, just like john wayne, who btw, used to have great sex with a thousand indians. Westerns were basically just a lousy excuse for big gangbangs.. BANG! BANG!

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      It's been 63 days since I've smoked crack. Go me! <true fact btw>
      Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
      My pics

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      Couldn't I go to the cremetorium once without laughing? It seems every time I try to tye-dye your black eyed candy canes, they just keep giving birth to the world's ancestors. If I had time to go to the moon, I would spin a top a million times just to be on fire.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      What do whales drink? Like... do they have salt-filters or something? crazy.

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      I used to ride whales back in my heydays! it was really funky because each time i was in, the salt pressure would give me a huge craving for fries-out, which is weird, because i don't like ketchup in the first place!

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      Sometimes, when the skies tell the truth about eskimos, I write myself letters and forget that I was in fact a major league baseball player. I wish I had never been informed about lettuce, for fetal pigs though gross are actually quite fragrant.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Sometimes i want to laugh so hard that it becomes difficult to find my shirt I've lost when i was a kido. I used to sneak on my parents bedroom while they were eating dinner, and the funny thing was, they knew i was watching them, and did nothing to encourage me. Every pervert i know is just perfect, because they really don't mind wiping their eyes while doing oral exams.

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      The wegro on my leftarm needs some kind of luquid watery substance to maintain a perfect ecolobriation with the surrounding muscial compound of rather inventious milaciolity. Furtherore no need for abc, said the rake.
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume

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      I happen to think homeostasis is a hilarious concept. I couldn't live if I weren't in the grips of a peanut butter, ice cream soda right now. I cannot imagine why people would condemn the only cheese castle in existance.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Jean-Paul Sartre is a real bitch. I mean, it obviously doesn't take a long space to realize how toothless Mona Lisa is. And furthermore, no need to say that politicians help our society in a way that would put Mordor in a real shame. That's exactly why i've put my radio under pillow last night--> the results were mesmerizing: For the first time i was able to double-cross my virginity in the internet.

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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
      I love this.

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      I don't think anyone could live for two seconds without playing a game of air hockey in space. The canister of orange marmalade that I produced decayed at the beggining of the apocalypse.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Sad-faced queens should be slapped in the back so hard that they would smoke batties in the backyard, while laughing and dancing "Ehhhh! Maaacarena, Aaaye!" Unfortunatly for them, pink lipstick makes dinner look like tangerine hand-cream.

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      If only I had the sense to quit sniffing porcipines....I could rule the world with my mighty apostrophe. Drawing in the darkness invokes casualties if you live by the rules of the old wild west.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Everytime i pass a math test, everything becomes so vivid and blurry, as if nothing was really meant to be found on that paper sheet. I just run out of black ink and put a hockey mask on, as if genius temporarily meant not to throw up on your left neighbour. So instead of not throwing up, i just fingered him and never asked for forgiveness.

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      Originally posted by Gwendolyn
      I could rule the world with my mighty apostrophe.
      haha that made me laugh

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      i'm into triple covalent bondage baby, and mannequin inspired leggings. blotting ink with the inside of your cheek results in fractal shrubbery, and toothsome monsoons ate mypoic mice. freak out!


      “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
      George Bernard Shaw

      No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin

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