Ok. The goal of this post is to write anything that comes into your mind, you may write any sentence you think of, ANYTHING that crosses your mind! regardless whether it makes sense or not, you shouldn't spend more than 30 secs writing it, otherwise there is a great chance it becomes rational. Also no need to say that posts editing aren't allowed.
Dreams follow the same rule of Free Association, whether by semantic meaning (Cow-->Milk-->Breakfast-->School), or by the sound the words make (bear-->bare-->bored-->bride, etc.)

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Ok, so here goes:

Why do i have to worry about my hands? last time i had a moustache, i couldn't even drink milk!!!! I then tried to hide in my mom's wound, only to find my toys in the attic, so i started playing soccer with no shoes on...

Whoah [/b]