Thread: Some Surreal Thoughts

Can crayons really breathe? I used to think crackerjacks were my friends, but now I cannot go to school without barfing. Can you help my best hedgehog?

Tennis balls are really stupid, simply because yellow skies don't exist. Wilson, you're just ain't cool Buddy! Damn... The next time i see you, im gonna swim your teeth out in the bathroom.

Going to the bathtub on a hourly basis is not good for my grandfather clock. We all need some time to catch rainbows, but I cannot stand being a playwrite when it rains.

I never said people who clap their hands backward were homophobic. In fact, Homophobia is just another fancy world for people who never shaved in the first place. But Okay, i might be wrong on this one, but just look at those underfed horses, what a pity!

lalalala alalalalaalalalal aalalalal alallala lalaalala lalalalal alalalala lalala lalala lalala lalalallalallalalalal lalalalalalal allalalaalalala lalalalalaallalal allalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalala ... mmh, tootie fruities....

I had some cancer with lunch and fries, then Mrs. johnson exploded into a rainfall of a thousand McBurgerkings and they all had some vaginal intercourse with bush's caddy's chipmunk on fire.

Kindof more fun then I though

whoah Just look at those eyebrows! Anger shoudn't necessarly be managed. But when you have a cowboy hat, it becomes interesting to notice how sexy Pocahontas is, just like john wayne, who btw, used to have great sex with a thousand indians. Westerns were basically just a lousy excuse for big gangbangs.. BANG! BANG!

It's been 63 days since I've smoked crack. Go me! <true fact btw>

Couldn't I go to the cremetorium once without laughing? It seems every time I try to tye-dye your black eyed candy canes, they just keep giving birth to the world's ancestors. If I had time to go to the moon, I would spin a top a million times just to be on fire.

What do whales drink? Like... do they have salt-filters or something? crazy.

I used to ride whales back in my heydays! it was really funky because each time i was in, the salt pressure would give me a huge craving for fries-out, which is weird, because i don't like ketchup in the first place!

Sometimes, when the skies tell the truth about eskimos, I write myself letters and forget that I was in fact a major league baseball player. I wish I had never been informed about lettuce, for fetal pigs though gross are actually quite fragrant.

Sometimes i want to laugh so hard that it becomes difficult to find my shirt I've lost when i was a kido. I used to sneak on my parents bedroom while they were eating dinner, and the funny thing was, they knew i was watching them, and did nothing to encourage me. Every pervert i know is just perfect, because they really don't mind wiping their eyes while doing oral exams.

The wegro on my leftarm needs some kind of luquid watery substance to maintain a perfect ecolobriation with the surrounding muscial compound of rather inventious milaciolity. Furtherore no need for abc, said the rake.

I happen to think homeostasis is a hilarious concept. I couldn't live if I weren't in the grips of a peanut butter, ice cream soda right now. I cannot imagine why people would condemn the only cheese castle in existance.

Jean-Paul Sartre is a real bitch. I mean, it obviously doesn't take a long space to realize how toothless Mona Lisa is. And furthermore, no need to say that politicians help our society in a way that would put Mordor in a real shame. That's exactly why i've put my radio under pillow last night--> the results were mesmerizing: For the first time i was able to double-cross my virginity in the internet.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

I love this.

I don't think anyone could live for two seconds without playing a game of air hockey in space. The canister of orange marmalade that I produced decayed at the beggining of the apocalypse.

Sad-faced queens should be slapped in the back so hard that they would smoke batties in the backyard, while laughing and dancing "Ehhhh! Maaacarena, Aaaye!" Unfortunatly for them, pink lipstick makes dinner look like tangerine hand-cream.

If only I had the sense to quit sniffing porcipines....I could rule the world with my mighty apostrophe. Drawing in the darkness invokes casualties if you live by the rules of the old wild west.

Everytime i pass a math test, everything becomes so vivid and blurry, as if nothing was really meant to be found on that paper sheet. I just run out of black ink and put a hockey mask on, as if genius temporarily meant not to throw up on your left neighbour. So instead of not throwing up, i just fingered him and never asked for forgiveness.

Originally posted by Gwendolyn
I could rule the world with my mighty apostrophe.

haha that made me laugh

i'm into triple covalent bondage baby, and mannequin inspired leggings. blotting ink with the inside of your cheek results in fractal shrubbery, and toothsome monsoons ate mypoic mice. freak out!