Story
I wake up and it's 6:30. There's a weight by the front of my bed. I look up and my roommate is sitting there naked peeing in my hamper. I think I must be dreaming and I look around the room in complete shock. I'm waiting for him to turn and change ino some demon or some **** and try to kill me but he doesn't. After about what seemed like a minute i finally hear *drip drip drip*. He gets up, walks to the center of the room and puts his pants back on. I finally say something because I realize he was drunk.
Me: "Dude......what the hell?"
him: "what"
Me: "You just pissed in my hamper"
him: "no I didn't."
*I turn on a light and point*
Me: "Yeah...you did"
him: "oh sorry man. I'll do your laundry in the morning"
*he falls into bed*
*I stare at hamper and bed where the dripping occurred*
him: "what"
Me: "You just ****ing peed all over my clothes*
him *in a tired careless tone*: "I'll do your laundry in the morning"
I walked out of the room to the bathroom (irony) and call my parents because it was the only thing I though of and I had to tell somebody because of the time. Of course my mom's initial reaction is to tell the RA of the floor but my dad said no. I also think that I shouldn't tell him but next time something like this happens I will.