If any of you have a funny joke post it here
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If any of you have a funny joke post it here
Why did the cow win a nobel prize?
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Because he was out standing in his field!
What happened to the frog that broke down?
He got "toad" away!
Why did the chicken cross the road...
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Just... Because!
A pirate walks into a bar and says to the bartender "YAAARRRRR gimme a rum!!" And the bartender serves him and says "Sir do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants?" and the pirate replys "YAAARRRRR its driving me NUTS!!!"
Here's the other Post a Joke thread :)
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
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Originally Posted by DaDreamer
s'all in the delivery, Squall
comic timing, 'n all
you're just not reading them right
what is the difference between brockally and snot?
you cant get kids to eat brockally
what's the difference between a cadillac and pile of dead babies???
i don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Why did the ball stop rolling?
to look round.
D'oh, beaten like a redhead stepchild.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacobo
How do you make a dead baby float?
Add two scoops of ice cream.
I know it says something about my sick sense of humor, but I was laughing my ass off at this website. Warning: not for the squeamish.
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm
Why do blondes always get upset after a porn movie?
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Because they were expecting a wedding at the end.