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Thread: Post Jokes Here
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12-13-2006 01:56 AM #1Member
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If any of you have a funny joke post it here
I want you to......BOW DOWN
U R my humble servant
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12-13-2006 02:02 AM #2Colloquial
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12-13-2006 02:10 AM #3Badass Member
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What happened to the frog that broke down?
He got "toad" away!
Adopted Megabenman although he disappeared a while ago.
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12-13-2006 02:13 AM #4Member
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Why did the chicken cross the road...
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Just... Because!"The universe doesnt exist without life to understand it..."
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12-13-2006 03:17 AM #5Member
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A pirate walks into a bar and says to the bartender "YAAARRRRR gimme a rum!!" And the bartender serves him and says "Sir do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants?" and the pirate replys "YAAARRRRR its driving me NUTS!!!"
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12-13-2006 03:19 AM #6Crazy Cat Lady
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Here's the other Post a Joke thread
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12-13-2006 05:16 AM #7FBI agent
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick(\_ _/)
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12-13-2006 05:57 AM #8Member Achievements:
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Originally Posted by DaDreamer
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12-13-2006 06:13 AM #9FBI agent
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s'all in the delivery, Squall
comic timing, 'n all
you're just not reading them right(\_ _/)
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12-13-2006 11:03 AM #10I *AM* Glyphs! Achievements:
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what is the difference between brockally and snot?
you cant get kids to eat brockally"There are people who say there is no God, but what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views." ~Albert Einstein
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12-13-2006 11:05 AM #11moderator emeritus
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what's the difference between a cadillac and pile of dead babies???
i don't have a cadillac in my garage.
clear eyes. strong hands.
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12-13-2006 11:27 AM #12Member Achievements:
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Why did the ball stop rolling?
to look round.
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12-15-2006 03:17 AM #13Member
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D'oh, beaten like a redhead stepchild. Originally Posted by jacobo
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12-16-2006 03:13 AM #14Member
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Add two scoops of ice cream.
I know it says something about my sick sense of humor, but I was laughing my ass off at this website. Warning: not for the squeamish.
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm
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12-16-2006 03:29 AM #15How do you do?
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Why do blondes always get upset after a porn movie?
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Because they were expecting a wedding at the end.
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