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Pick up lines, while never useful strike me as humorous. Any one have some good ones? How ever korny, raunchy, or clever they may be, post em...
Baby, if we were squirrel's, I`d bust a nut in your hole
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Wanna get some pizza and a fuck? ..What, you don't like pizza?
Personally, I don't use pick-up lines. If some guy is hot, I just walk up to him and say "Hey, I think you're really attractive." Conversation usually picks up from there. Guys tend to like getting their egos stroked.
Hasn't really worked so far, but then again:
1. I'm not looking
2. Every guy I've thought was even a little bit hot is either
a. Not single
b. a complete asshole
or
c. gay
3. I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly
whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif
I personally dont like "pick up lines", the name itself indicates how much they suck, so unless you wanna be "picked up" I dont like em =P
Im not the kinda person that steps up to a random person to pick them up..rather, just start a convo about somethign that actually means sense at the point(if you wanna get to know that person)..and if you are dealing with somebody you know, be romantic, be creative =) At least, Im sensitive for that, a pretty rose does the trick. A lovely rose, for a lovely person I'd say..
A lovely rose for a lovely person, hey, you deserve a truckload of roses so lovely are you, and your much more beautiful then any rose this planet has ever produced, besides, your a sweet sugar heart ^_^ Which is much more important then looks, I fall for that easier then any kind of looks =)Quote:
I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly[/b]
Awww. ^_^ Paperdoll is my hero! Seriously, I don't even let it bother me anymore. I honestly don't give two shits whether some idiot I barely know thinks I'm ugly or not. No loss to me, just to him. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif
Oh, and I don't know if this is a joke or something or if someone really is trying to pick me up, but every now and then when I get out of work and go to my car, I'll see flowers tied to my mirror. I'm talking, like, carnations and lilies and roses and stuff. O_o I have no idea who is doing it and knowing the guys that I work with, I'm not sure that I want to know!
By the way, did anyone ever wonder where pick up lines came from? And whether or not they actually worked at one point in time?
Let's play war.. i'll just lie on the ground and you can blow the shit out of me
Stick the the rubric :mad: I know they are unsuccesful, but I still wanna here em...and I enjoyed that one, life.
edit: relatively sure they came from the introduction of swingers.
i've actually tried "if i told you that you had a beautiful body; would you hold it against me?"
i knew the girl so i wasn't just some creep.
she just shrugged it off as me trying to be cute. :mrgreen:
Is this cotton, cuz this must be felt *grope*
I just like chanting to the person "Baby, baby, baby, come to me, come to me!!!"...
And then I ask myself why I'm not with anyone at the time... :P
a few ive heard in the past/created on my own.
Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
If I slipped you a kiss, would you slip outta that dress?
If I let you milk my cow, can I milk you?
I just made one up for this thread specifically, I hope you don't all use it or it will loose its street cred...
"All women are seduced by my charms, come, jump into my arms!"
or
"All women have me on their mind, come, we'll do it from behind"
or
"Hey! Do you like Jazz? Come, I'll f*ck you in the ass!"
I almost wet my pants laughing at this when I thought about it...its just so stupid
Well there is also the ever famous:
"Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
~Corbin
OMG OMG OMG! *starts hyperventilating*Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
3. I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly
Never say that again! :( You make me sad.... and you made me use internet speak! :shock:
I remember your picture! *Points finger at lost soul*
You were attractive! *Starts shaking her* ATTRACTIVE!
.... *phew* Now that thats settled.
On the matter of pickup lines, I can remember one I heard;
"That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be coming too."
This is one that only Australian blokes can use.
"Have you heard of the Aussie kiss? It's just like a french kiss but down under!" :-P
;)
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Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif
good.
You'd have pretty much (if not all of) the whole forum backing you!Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif
I <3 LS!!!!!!
now that thats out in the open ;p
theres always those corny pick-up lines:
"did that hurt?" "what?" "when you fell from heaven..."
Wanna have a night of the most passionate mindblowingly orgasmic sex?
"no", "well, you can just lay there so I can".
Awwww... to both things. I think I'm just sappy enough to fall for that pick-up line. LOL.Quote:
Originally posted by WerBurN
I <3 LS!!!!!!
now that thats out in the open ;p
theres always those corny pick-up lines:
\"did that hurt?\" \"what?\" \"when you fell from heaven...\"
Simple is better when it comes to pick-up lines:
"Where are you going?"
"Where are you from?"
or simply "Hi."
You can buy 99.9% medical grade chloroform on eBay... :?Quote:
Originally posted by PSmolik90
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
:D It's been in the back of my mind for a little while to try and STAND UP against chloroform and try to not pass out. Impossible, I know.
- Can I get some fries with that shake? :wink:
- If I was Fred and you were Wilma, I'd make your bed rock! :D
- Did you spill Windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. ;)
If we were squirrels, could I crack a nut in your hole ?
If your left leg was christmas and right one was easter, could I meet up with you between the holidays?
If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together. ;)
If God made anything more beautiful than you girl, then I hope he kept it for himself. :D
I'm like a bicycle with the seat off . . . I'll get in your ass! 8)
btw, did you guys know that, apparently, 1 out of every 23 women will consent if you simply walked up and asked if they want to have sex...13 of them, however, will slap you, so build up those callouses! ;p
Wow that's cool, maybe I can use that as a dating tactic?
some people do...
i got a few...
girl your ass is like an onion, just makes me wanna cry
girl you look so good id drink yo bath water
*looks at the tag on the back of a shirt* just as i thought, made i heaven ;)
i dont use those when im actually tryin to pick a girl up, hey how you doin? is prolly the best realistic one, but these are just fun ones to say to friends and see what they say :)
I think the most realistic way to date is to inflate the other person's ego.
How's: "You remind me of my mother, wanna have a go?"
Yeah...I didn't think so, either
umm sorry but i must correct you on that last one...its supposed to beQuote:
Originally posted by Jin
- Can I get some fries with that shake? :wink:
- If I was Fred and you were Wilma, I'd make your bed rock! :D
- Did you spill Windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. ;)
"is there a mirror in your pocket because i can sure see myself in your pants"
I think there is room enough in this world for both lines...