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I have a habit it's a bittersweet habit...Before I sleep I masturbate...It gets me tired and such...but when I don't I keep getting erotic fantasies in my head...
what I do now is that I don't ejaculate...
It's kinda annoying...it's like I have to masturbate..
Anybody got a similar problem???
:lol:
Uhh how old r u?
Anyway mastrubation is all part of puberty.
That's all i can say.
But to help with your problem imagine a bunch of muffins the want to suduce you.
While they may be nothing wrong with mastubating before bedtime there may be a problem with the difficulty manifesting somthing interesting enough to ejaculate.
We are creatures of habit.
You could try and think of somthing other than erotic fantasies. Easier said than done. But it can be.
OMG dreamscape i thought that was the funniest thing i haev heard in a while.....mmmmm muffins.....
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"
A: You can sleep with a light on.
It's strange. I can use it to help me go to sleep... and also to wake me up in the mornings. *ponders for a bit* :|
bad for the eyes though. Can cause problesm later in life. And can cause cancer for women. THey need to sleep in dark fomr some reason, I forget. Ill post if I find a source on it, but Ive heard it more than once.
Hey I remember when I was 12, and started jerking off almost everyday... lol
One month later, for like 2 weeks or something I couldn't even ejaculate.
But now it's all good, I can feed all of you with my sweet sweet cum. hahaha.
Well, I think it is something that has to be done every 1-2 days. Sometimes I forget to because I am too busy then wake up in the morning with a little mess...
aww sick, man :barf:Quote:
Originally posted by Life
I can feed all of you with my sweet sweet cum.
a little disturbing... i'm truly at a loss for words here.
stupid corporal needs! hate waking up with mess in my boxers.
but in the other hand, wet dreams are the bomb when having them
He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender :P
For those who dont know, id like them to guess. :PQuote:
Originally posted by Finde
He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender :P
An orgasm releases a dose of natural drugs in your brain, so it really is a natural sleeping pill. But ya know if your really tired you'll probably be less likely to be mastubating.
Yeah, dude, if u jerk off before you LD it's probably going to be harder to do whatever you want in your dream. And yes i agree that every 1-2 days is a decent, 'healty' amount. Do things in moderation, rofl!
Try telling my dick that :)Quote:
Originally posted by Dracco2.5
But ya know if your really tired you'll probably be less likely to be mastubating.
I used to have this problem to with meditation. But, ya, there is nothing wrong with wackin off before going to sleep or meditating. Its perfectly normal, and many people do it.
:hrm: … oh, nevermind.Quote:
Originally posted by wer
there is nothing wrong with wackin off before […] meditating. […] many people do it.
Heh... He's at least got a gender and has told us that...Quote:
Originally posted by Dracco2.5+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dracco2.5)</div><!--QuoteBegin-AwakenQuote:
He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender[/b]
Try telling my dick that :)
WHEEEEEEEEEEE hehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! That was phunnie! I have a joke that kinda goes with it:Quote:
Originally posted by Soilent Green
Q: What's the difference between \"light\" and \"hard\"
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
ps: I fucking LOVE your name......."SOILENT GREEN............is made from.....PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am a male, I have a penis, and I beat it around when it asks me to.Quote:
Originally posted by Finde
Heh... He's at least got a gender and has told us that...
I know! Take a glass of ice cold water and put it by the side of my bed. Then when Mr. Hardy comes along you shouve Mr. Noodels in Mr. Water Glass! This then causes Mr. Hardy to flee in terror, leaving you alone with that sweet sweet water.
Err ...
I know! how about punching yourself really hard in the-- better idea; handcuff your hand above your head! Cause you see if your hands are all the way up there they can't reach down there.
On second thought, just forget I said anything.
:laughtillhurts: :rolllaugh: :laughtillhurts: :rolllaugh: :laughtillhurts: :rolllaugh:Quote:
Originally posted by Dracco2.5
I know! Take a glass of ice cold water and put it by the side of my bed. Then when Mr. Hardy comes along you shouve Mr. Noodels in Mr. Water Glass! This then causes Mr. Hardy to flee in terror, leaving you alone with that sweet sweet water.
Err ...
I know! how about punching yourself really hard in the-- better idea; handcuff....
this is a funny thread....lol.
*scared* Nooooooooo.....Quote:
Originally posted by Life
Hey I remember when I was 12, and started jerking off almost everyday... lol
One month later, for like 2 weeks or something I couldn't even ejaculate.
Good one Ophelia! (Get on msn so I can talk to you!!!)Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
*cough*PERVS*cough*
It's all good tho.
Ok folks how about this...
Simple tie a rubber band around it when it's a noodle and no more bone at night.
:!: But theres always the risk of it falling off at night :!:
*grabs crotch*
BAd idea
A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary :)
Morning woods are ok, it's just when someone comes in and wakes you up when you have a morning wood :|Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary :)
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand :-P I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though ;) That just doesn't sound healthy!
I hate mornin wood >.<
Usually I'm in a hurry for school and then I cant go to the toilet because my boy wont go down and relax >.< :|
*coughcoughbullshitcoughcoughcough* :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by gameover
bad for the eyes though. Can cause problesm later in life. And can cause cancer for women. THey need to sleep in dark fomr some reason, I forget. Ill post if I find a source on it, but Ive heard it more than once.
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This thread is hillarious... but insane.
it could be worse...Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep..
they could be your two little boy cousins. :lol:
Girls are allowed in my bed, boys would be scolded for trying :-PQuote:
Originally posted by Soilent Green
it could be worse...
they could be your two little boy cousins. :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand :-P I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though ;) That just doesn't sound healthy!
Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHQuote:
Originally posted by Awaken
Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment! :)
:o :o :o wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many "morning trobles"
:lol: :lol:
Yup mornings suck.Quote:
Originally posted by Shadows
:o * :o * :o wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many \"morning trobles\" *
:lol: *:lol:
Your from Ohio?