I've never seen Family Guy so I still love them.
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I've never seen Family Guy so I still love them.
True, some episodes are still HILARIOUS though.
Just not all of them.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Homer: I do have a story about two other young marrieds. Now, the wife of this couple had an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
Mrs. Krabappel: We need names.
Homer: Well, er, let's just call them, uh, "Mr. X" and "Mrs. Y." So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson."
Marge: "Promise me you’ll try to behave?"
Bart: "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try."
I use that one with my wife whenever I feel I'm in need of a dirty look.
Lionel Hutz' voice actor was murdered in 1998. He also did the voice of Troy McClure, you might remember him from such episodes as "A fish called Selma" and "The Simpsons 138th episode spectacular".
Homer on the phone with marge: blip bleep bleep.
Marge: Homer! you already Dialed!
Homer: Ohhh!
an who could forget about the dental plan.