Favorite The Simpsons' Quotes
The thread name says it all, I'll start: :D
Quote:
Marge : Have you noticed something about Bart?
Homer : New glasses?
Marge : No. It seems like something could be troubling him.
Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge : I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge : That's not what I meant.
Homer : Admit it Marge, it was.
Quote:
Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
Quote:
Ralph: Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
Quote:
Burns: [holding a small wooden airplane] Smithers, I've designed a new airplane. I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!
Smithers: That's quite a nice model, sir.
Burns: Model?
and later...
Burns: Now, to the Plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose. Hop in!
Smithers: But, sir --
Burns: [pointing a gun] I said, hop in.