Thread: Favorite The Simpsons' Quotes

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

And there's an audio clip for this one:
http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/s.../anymore19.mp3




[The BBQ Pig is rolling away on the cart and Homer and Bart are running after it. BBQ Pig goes through some bushes.]
Homer: It's just a little dirty! It's still good! It's still good!
[Pig lands into the river.]
Homer: It's just a little slimy! It's still good! It's still good!
[Pig gets stuck in dam intake but then shoots out the other side, taking flight.]
Homer: It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
Bart: It's gone, Dad.
Homer: I know.

[Later back at home, Homer is looking at the skies with binoculars]
Bart: Give it up Dad, Piggy ain't coming back.

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

And there's an audio clip for this one:
http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/s.../anymore19.mp3




[The BBQ Pig is rolling away on the cart and Homer and Bart are running after it. BBQ Pig goes through some bushes.]
Homer: It's just a little dirty! It's still good! It's still good!
[Pig lands into the river.]
Homer: It's just a little slimy! It's still good! It's still good!
[Pig gets stuck in dam intake but then shoots out the other side, taking flight.]
Homer: It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
Bart: It's gone, Dad.
Homer: I know.

[Later back at home, Homer is looking at the skies with binoculars]
Bart: Give it up Dad, Piggy ain't coming back.

Continuing from the above quote:

Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to an orphanage....

When pigs fly!

*Mr. Burns and Smithers laugh together, halted by the BBQ pig soaring past the window*

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?

Mr. Burns: No, I think not.

How could I have forgotten that one. xD

Homer: Save me Jebus!!!!

Homer on Fatherhood:
Fatherhood isn't easy as motherhood but I can handle anything. It's not easy juggling a wife and two daughters and a son who'll more than likely become a fat seedy male stripper called Bang Bang Bart. But somehow I manage to fit in eight hors of TV a day.

Homer: Evey time I learn somthing new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

Homer: Spider pig, Spider pig does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web? no he can't he's a pig, look out he is a spider pig.

Originally Posted by Hera

Homer: Evey time I learn somthing new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

To complete:

Homer: Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk.
Homer: And how.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

At a Tv convention where the crowd is saying how a guys voices sound like The Cowardly Lion and Ralph Kramdan.

Professor Frink - "And [character] sounds like Jerry Lious, with the stealing and lawsuit and the oh glivan!"


nothing? Oh you damn kids who don't know who Jerry Lious is.