S M O K E R S: post your favourite anti-smoking comments!
being a smoker, I get comments all the time from random people that are basically saying "smoking is bad, you should quit" (as if I'm going to drop my half smoked fag, and immediately trash my unfinished pack). in the course of about a year and a half of smoking, I've gotten everything from simple comments to long, drawn out speeches.
about a half a year ago when I was rolling my own, I got a LONG ASS speech from some random old skinny black guy, said he used to roll his own cos it's cheaper, went on about how addicted he was (said he'd collect butts he found on the street when he couldn't afford to buy tobacco) and how he quit after he found jesus or something.
couple months later, I was sitting on a bench under a carport in a designated smoking area, and some guy way across the parking lot pointed at me and shook his finger (like "shame on you"). NO IDEA who he was, I really don't think it was anyone I knew. that has to be the weirdest.
and just a few minutes ago I was outside smoking and some really old guy (had to of been like 85) said, jokingly, "those cigarettes will rot your insides!" that has to be my favourite so far, since he said "rot" referring to my insides.
anyway post your weirest, funniest, favouritest (:|) anti-smoking comments.