[WARNING] To all the ShamWow lovers out there...[GRAPHIC]

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05-01-2009, 01:29 AM
Jeff777

[WARNING] To all the ShamWow lovers out there...[GRAPHIC]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadiu...c_001_full.jpg http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/sham...d_victim#39316
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Soon to be known as the “ShamWow Hooker,” Sasha Harris is a 26-year-old Miami prostitute who got caught up in a ruck with Vince Shlomi - Mr. ShamWow (aka Mr. SlapChop).

Shlomi met Harris in a nightclub and they retired to his hotel room after she agreed to accept $1000 in cash to keep him company in that special way. According to the SlapChop hawker, he kissed her, she bit his tongue, she wouldn’t let go and he punched her numerous times to free himself. Both parties ended up bleeding after the 4am dust-up. Harris is now considering a lawsuit.

- TMZ

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If you feel compelled to change out your avatars, feel free to do so...you know who you are.

Goodbye Vince.
05-01-2009, 01:32 AM
Jeff777

Lol
05-01-2009, 01:49 AM
grasshoppa

Hahaha
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SHAMWOW
05-01-2009, 02:02 AM
suttsman

Apparently she didn't love Vince's nuts so he used his Slap chop.

Feh, not funny, Billy Mays will always be better.
05-01-2009, 02:11 AM
hellohihello

Lol they got owned. I mean what the heck, they seriously beat each other.
05-01-2009, 02:16 AM
Banana

yeah, billy mays owns vince.
05-01-2009, 02:18 AM
hellohihello

Contains language, lots of language but it's very suiting to this topic. I'll change my avatar in a bit, need to find a new one. I want Billy Mays!
05-01-2009, 02:21 AM
Jhony

Never heard of Shamwow, and I heard about it all around the interwebs.

Few minutes ago I checked up on my research and I lol'd on the jorney.
05-01-2009, 02:22 AM
Michael

Her left boob looks pretty rough. Damn! and her eyes are more red than the devils dick!

Btw, Billy mays is going to be in a scuba diving show about sharks... either that, or I was hallucinating when I saw the commercial.

They both just wanted some percocets.
05-01-2009, 02:43 AM
Keresztanya

Saw this awhile ago, my brother told me about it. I think it's hilarious.

I guess you could say she didn't love his nuts.

He's from Pittsburgh, which is kind of neat, because so am I.
05-01-2009, 05:04 AM
ClouD

If he had to actually punch her multiple times to get her to stop, then I think she got what she deserved, crazy psycho biter lady.
05-01-2009, 07:25 AM
hellohihello

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Originally Posted by ClouD

If he had to actually punch her multiple times to get her to stop, then I think she got what she deserved, crazy psycho biter lady.

I think she planned it to be honest. I mean I would take a punch.. err punches for a huge lawsuit.
05-01-2009, 07:37 AM
Michael

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

I think she planned it to be honest. I mean I would take a punch.. err punches for a huge lawsuit.

Agreed. She is a hooker. She is OBVIOUSLY out for money.

Drop in court, please. (maybe get fined for prostitution + add in court fees and lawer fees) Hopefully she winds up losing a lot of money.
05-01-2009, 07:40 AM
Jeff777

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Originally Posted by Michael

Agreed. She is a hooker. She is OBVIOUSLY out for money.

Drop in court, please. (maybe get fined for prostitution + add in court fees and lawer fees) Hopefully she winds up losing a lot of money.

This is Vince...the Shamwow guy...the only thing a hooker can get out of him is a lifetime supply of Shamwow cloths.
05-01-2009, 07:42 AM
Michael

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

This is Vince...the Shamwow guy...the only thing a hooker can get out of him is a lifetime supply of Shamwow cloths.

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.
05-01-2009, 07:51 AM
hellohihello

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Originally Posted by Michael

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.

She may have* been pretty before her face got destroyed. We may never know.
05-01-2009, 07:58 AM
Jeff777

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Originally Posted by Michael

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.

My bet is he auctioned off discount shamwow cloths from his "lifetime supply" on ebay.

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

She may of been pretty before her face got destroyed. We may never know.

http://dailybail.com/storage/Sasha-H...hot-Photos.jpg
05-01-2009, 08:00 AM
Michael

Haha good one. Her face was decent, nothing impressive. Definately not worth $1000. I still think she did it for the money, or something. Although, I haven't researched the case...

ORRRRR this guy just bit his own tongue, and beat the shit out of her to make his $1000 worth the experience.
05-01-2009, 08:05 AM
hellohihello

She reminds me of my brother's old girl friend. She was so stupid. I give her the official stamp of [UGLY]
05-01-2009, 08:07 AM
Michael

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

She reminds me of my brother's old girl friend. She was so stupid. I give her the official stamp of [UGLY]

She already got the official Tramp Stamp, by becoming widely known as a hooker from this incident. =P
05-01-2009, 08:09 AM
hellohihello

I do have a question. Who's blood is on Vince's face?
05-01-2009, 08:11 AM
Michael

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellohihello

I do have a question. Who's blood is on Vince's face?

blood from the chicks vagina of course. he beat it up pretty impressively.
05-01-2009, 08:50 AM
CoLd BlooDed

I'm guessing from when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn't let go.
05-01-2009, 11:30 AM
Bearsy

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Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

Saw this awhile ago, my brother told me about it. I think it's hilarious.

I guess you could say she didn't love his nuts.

He's from Pittsburgh, which is kind of neat, because so am I.

It's kind of neat that a woman beating loser who can't get pussy without spending $1K on it is from your town?
05-01-2009, 12:13 PM
Keresztanya

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

It's kind of neat that a woman beating loser who can't get pussy without spending $1K on it is from your town?

Yeah. Billy Mays is from here, too.
05-01-2009, 12:46 PM
Rai Saix

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Originally Posted by Elis D.

It's kind of neat that a woman beating loser who can't get pussy without spending $1K on it is from your town?

Duh!
05-01-2009, 04:44 PM
Marvo
05-01-2009, 09:33 PM
Jeff777

That was hilarious Marvo. xD
05-01-2009, 11:00 PM
Bearsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

Yeah. Billy Mays is from here, too.

That's awesome...
06-12-2009, 01:45 AM
Thief

Wow Shamwow vince beat up a hooker...Big Deal. I might change my avatar to Shamwow vince and my costum user title to Shamwow Vince is my hero just to piss you guys off.
06-12-2009, 02:35 AM
Keresztanya

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Originally Posted by Thief

Wow Shamwow vince beat up a hooker...Big Deal. I might change my avatar to Shamwow vince and my costum user title to Shamwow Vince is my hero just to piss you guys off.

You had to bump this from a month ago?
06-12-2009, 02:58 AM
Thief

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Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

You had to bump this from a month ago?

Yes i did. Shamwow Vince is my hero and idol.
06-12-2009, 02:14 PM
Good as Gold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

Yeah. Billy Mays is from here, too.

BILLY MAYS WIFEBEATER FOR YOU!

INTRODUCING THE SOLVE ALL SOLUTION- SO YOU CAN GIVE HER CONTUSIONS!

GOT A HOE WHO WON'T GO? DON'T WORRY, WE'LL MAKE HER BLOOD FLOW!

BILLY MAYS WIFEBEATER- WE'LL MAKE HER PAY, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

Billy Mays will not actually beat your hooker. In fact, due to legal issues, we won't even touch her, just give you a hammer and brass knuckles and hope for the best. 99.99 plus shipping and handling other fees may apply.
06-12-2009, 11:37 PM
hisnameistyler

aha. oh man. im curious to see what becomes of this guy after this.
06-13-2009, 12:02 AM
guitarboy

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Originally Posted by Jeff777

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Goodbye Vince.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She lost a nail :'(