[WARNING] To all the ShamWow lovers out there...[GRAPHIC]

**Jeff777** · 05-01-2009 01:29 AM

Soon to be known as the “ShamWow Hooker,” Sasha Harris is a 26-year-old Miami prostitute who got caught up in a ruck with Vince Shlomi - Mr. ShamWow (aka Mr. SlapChop).

Shlomi met Harris in a nightclub and they retired to his hotel room after she agreed to accept $1000 in cash to keep him company in that special way. According to the SlapChop hawker, he kissed her, she bit his tongue, she wouldn’t let go and he punched her numerous times to free himself. Both parties ended up bleeding after the 4am dust-up. Harris is now considering a lawsuit.

- TMZ

If you feel compelled to change out your avatars, feel free to do so...you know who you are.

Goodbye Vince.

**Jeff777** · 05-01-2009 01:32 AM

Lol

**grasshoppa** · 05-01-2009 01:49 AM

Hahaha
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SHAMWOW

**suttsman** · 05-01-2009 02:02 AM

Apparently she didn't love Vince's nuts so he used his Slap chop.

Feh, not funny, Billy Mays will always be better.

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 02:11 AM

Lol they got owned. I mean what the heck, they seriously beat each other.

**Banana** · 05-01-2009 02:16 AM

yeah, billy mays owns vince.

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 02:18 AM

Contains language, lots of language but it's very suiting to this topic. I'll change my avatar in a bit, need to find a new one. I want Billy Mays!

**Jhony** · 05-01-2009 02:21 AM

Never heard of Shamwow, and I heard about it all around the interwebs.

Few minutes ago I checked up on my research and I lol'd on the jorney.

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 02:22 AM

Her left boob looks pretty rough. Damn! and her eyes are more red than the devils dick!

Btw, Billy mays is going to be in a scuba diving show about sharks... either that, or I was hallucinating when I saw the commercial.

They both just wanted some percocets.

**Keresztanya** · 05-01-2009 02:43 AM

Saw this awhile ago, my brother told me about it. I think it's hilarious.

I guess you could say she didn't love his nuts.

He's from Pittsburgh, which is kind of neat, because so am I.

**ClouD** · 05-01-2009 05:04 AM

If he had to actually punch her multiple times to get her to stop, then I think she got what she deserved, crazy psycho biter lady.

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by ClouD

If he had to actually punch her multiple times to get her to stop, then I think she got what she deserved, crazy psycho biter lady.

I think she planned it to be honest. I mean I would take a punch.. err punches for a huge lawsuit.

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

I think she planned it to be honest. I mean I would take a punch.. err punches for a huge lawsuit.

Agreed. She is a hooker. She is OBVIOUSLY out for money.

Drop in court, please. (maybe get fined for prostitution + add in court fees and lawer fees) Hopefully she winds up losing a lot of money.

**Jeff777** · 05-01-2009 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Michael

Agreed. She is a hooker. She is OBVIOUSLY out for money.

Drop in court, please. (maybe get fined for prostitution + add in court fees and lawer fees) Hopefully she winds up losing a lot of money.

This is Vince...the Shamwow guy...the only thing a hooker can get out of him is a lifetime supply of Shamwow cloths.

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Jeff777

This is Vince...the Shamwow guy...the only thing a hooker can get out of him is a lifetime supply of Shamwow cloths.

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Michael

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.

She may have* been pretty before her face got destroyed. We may never know.

**Jeff777** · 05-01-2009 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Michael

Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch.

My bet is he auctioned off discount shamwow cloths from his "lifetime supply" on ebay.

Originally Posted by hellohihello

She may of been pretty before her face got destroyed. We may never know.

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 08:00 AM

Haha good one. Her face was decent, nothing impressive. Definately not worth $1000. I still think she did it for the money, or something. Although, I haven't researched the case...

ORRRRR this guy just bit his own tongue, and beat the shit out of her to make his $1000 worth the experience.

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 08:05 AM

She reminds me of my brother's old girl friend. She was so stupid. I give her the official stamp of [UGLY]

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

She reminds me of my brother's old girl friend. She was so stupid. I give her the official stamp of [UGLY]

She already got the official Tramp Stamp, by becoming widely known as a hooker from this incident. =P

**hellohihello** · 05-01-2009 08:09 AM

I do have a question. Who's blood is on Vince's face?

**Michael** · 05-01-2009 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

I do have a question. Who's blood is on Vince's face?

blood from the chicks vagina of course. he beat it up pretty impressively.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 05-01-2009 08:50 AM

I'm guessing from when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn't let go.

**Bearsy** · 05-01-2009 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

Saw this awhile ago, my brother told me about it. I think it's hilarious.

I guess you could say she didn't love his nuts.

He's from Pittsburgh, which is kind of neat, because so am I.

It's kind of neat that a woman beating loser who can't get pussy without spending $1K on it is from your town?