I was in my grandma's house and became lucid. Then i look down and saw a beach ball. The thing was that it had a vagina! So i just kindo of let nature take its course...
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I was in my grandma's house and became lucid. Then i look down and saw a beach ball. The thing was that it had a vagina! So i just kindo of let nature take its course...
That wall never knew what hit it.
Wheelbarrow sex position, on the edge of a tall roof, downtown, to the cheers of hundreds of people on the street, below. :chuckle:
Then, there was that chick who seduced me into her dorm, got on top of me, got us both nice and hot...and then turned into a ghoulish cannibal, saying that she was about to eat me and spitting out the bloody organs of the guy who came before me, as proof. :?
Lol nice ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Emma Watson, on the floor of a flying stagecoach. Ohyess.
OH MY GOD, you guys are sick. xD
Why do I keep coming back to this thread to read the new posts?
I had a quickie on a bus with someone once, only because she was the first girl I saw when I was lucid.
A non erected sex with a fellow I know. The no erection made it seem better, so I thought that was pretty cool
When I was a virgin, I tried to have lucid dream sex, but it always felt like dry humping.
same for me wakingnomad, LOL
I had sex with my fiancé...
...on a staircase railing.
It was in a lucid dream too. The best part was that this was my best lucid dream so far and I'd gotten tired of having sex in my lucid dreams since it wasn't as pleasurable as in real life, so I instead focused on some basic lucid tasks and ended up changing the color of the walls while in cowgirl position. Oh yeah ;)
Last night I was having lucid sex :hump: with a very attractive women when out of the blue she turned into a giant half-hamster half-human creature.
I got really pissed and woke up...
Well, since you asked.
I was watching, IN A DREAM a porno with a chick wearing a strap on was nailing a dude in the butt. Then his kakken balls disappeared.
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Ok.... Am I weird or what?
That is great. :chuckle:
A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that Jeff777 and I save a girl from a kidnapper, while on a superpower-enhanced race/scavenger hunt. She turned out to be a plant and told us where the final location of the relic would be. After the last leg of the race, which consisted of flying and battling each other, DBZ style (and not being able to remember who won), I flew back to the house where we'd saved the girl, earlier, and ended up having some really intense, sloppy-wet sex with her.
Well, Ive never done that in a dream, but I've kissed a certain rock star in a dream....ain't tellin unless u guess!
Lucid or not, these happen every now and then for me.
My favourite was a friend of mine introducing me to a client of his, and when this fellow walked in the room he was wearing a denim shirt, distressed jeans, sunglasses and a bandana tied around his head. Not exactly the outfit that screamed "sex machine" but after serving them some coffee my friend left us alone. I remember there was a TV between some curtains that he was watching on a red leather couch, and he asked me to sit on his lap. I was in "little sister" mode so I did it without caring, but after staring and examining his face for a bit I pulled off his sunglasses and realized it was PATRICK FREAKING STEWART.
It didn't take long for that awful denim to come off and off we went. I don't even care that he's got some 30 years on me, it was brill.
I had sex in a church, right in front of everyone.
I've always dreamed of having a lucid dream in which I was able to have enough control to assume a female shape and have sex with myself (or possibly a look-a-like ; D).
I had sex with my girlfriend then tried to WILD in a nap right after. I did not succeed in my WILD attempt so I had sex again shortly after I woke up haha.
When I was younger I use to always have wet dreams. If I would have known I could be lucid in these dreams back then, I would be a better person today lmao.
Banana splits are a dream-sign that I am going to have sex. If I order a banana split or I see a girl eating a banana split I know I am going to get lucky. Another thing: the produce department in the supermarket on top of the displays of fruits or vegetables.
One time I made it underwater by a coral reef. One time through a forcefield with a goddess who had snakes around her arms and moving/changing 3D hieroglyphs floating from her heart to my heart.