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09-22-2006, 05:05 AM
xxrepresentxx

Okay, I had kind of given the whole lucid dreaming thing up a while ago, but after last night I've decided to get back into it.

It wasn't a normal dream, or what I would expect a lucid dream to be, and you can say it's a bit embarassing.

Okay so I had anal sex with some random chick.

I remember it was just like the porn videos, went in slow then faster and faster lol.

It was about half way through when I realized holy crap I'm dreaming and this is fun (and feels pretty damn good).

It didn't last much longer after that, due to exitement? Not about the anal action I was getting from the stink hole but I guess that fact I had finally lucid dreampt!
09-22-2006, 07:22 AM
Pyrox

Uhhh...

Good job?
09-22-2006, 01:30 PM
Seeker

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?
09-22-2006, 01:59 PM
Marvo

Well, that's a pretty awkward way to become lucid, but congrats anyway :D
09-23-2006, 10:27 PM
Poison Apple

Nice first LD after you have a few more LDs , you will probably become more relaxed when you realise you are having one so you won't wake up...

Maybe you could start doing lots of reality checks
09-23-2006, 11:05 PM
xxrepresentxx

Yeah. I have sexual dreams a lot.

None of them are ever really "fun". Not like sexual dreams were you wake up with a suprise in the covers hah.

Like two others i remember. One I was having sex with a horribly obese woman. It all started when I was at a mall. It was a boy/girl bathroom. I go over and open the stall door and this MASSIVE woman is taking up the entire stall. We then proceed to have sex. Well, me and her rolls that is.

The second one I was having sex with a girl with no face. Seriously, it was like nothing there, just skin. No eyes, mouth, nose.. Just blank.

As we had sex a brown liquid began to pour out of her vagina lol. I kept going (couldn't stop myself), and basically her entire vagina was a mess of brown liquid and blood by the time I was finished.

More or less a nightmare I suppose.
09-24-2006, 01:48 AM
Marvo

That's nasty :D
09-24-2006, 02:36 AM
theyearthreethousand

I bet you had a moustache, too.
09-24-2006, 08:01 PM
Slyde

oh man, I kill this in terms of wierd LD sex stories. My friend who I think is named Dream Yogis on here kills me though.
09-25-2006, 01:20 AM
Neruo

I was expecting something alot more nasty : ) I mean in a dream, more nasty stuff happens then anal sex ;) However, nice job! Or something like that... lol
09-25-2006, 01:22 AM
badassbob

Uh..congratulations I suppose?

Maybe you should try WILD next time!
09-25-2006, 10:53 AM
Jlick

Anus induced lucid

AIL
09-25-2006, 10:56 AM
jswift

hmm i wonder if i go to sleep with my finger in my butt will i have a AIL
09-25-2006, 01:50 PM
Marvo

Quote:

Originally Posted by jswift

hmm i wonder if i go to sleep with my finger in my butt will i have a AIL
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Most likely not :lol:
09-25-2006, 02:17 PM
Ne-yo

I wonder did you have some poor dialouge going on also?
09-25-2006, 03:55 PM
OpheliaBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeker

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?
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HAHA, it probably sounded more like Handel's "HALLELUJA" chorus

Anyway, yeah you probably woke up because you got to excited...I'm still working on fixing that as well.

Congrats anyway :goodjob2:
09-26-2006, 03:40 AM
Oneironaut Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeker

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?
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/me *guitar riffs* Bow-chicka-Bow-Bow. :hump:

Haha.
09-26-2006, 05:34 AM
Waite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

/me *guitar riffs* Bow-chicka-Bow-Bow. :hump:

Haha.
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i believe it would more accuratley be "Waow chicka waow waow"
09-26-2006, 11:26 AM
Oneironaut Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waite

i believe it would more accuratley be "Waow chicka waow waow"
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Well that would all depend on how heavy your strings are and what FX panel you're using, wouldn't it? :P
09-26-2006, 07:34 PM
Poison Apple

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxrepresentxx

Yeah. I have sexual dreams a lot.

None of them are ever really "fun". Not like sexual dreams were you wake up with a suprise in the covers hah.

Like two others i remember. One I was having sex with a horribly obese woman. It all started when I was at a mall. It was a boy/girl bathroom. I go over and open the stall door and this MASSIVE woman is taking up the entire stall. We then proceed to have sex. Well, me and her rolls that is.

The second one I was having sex with a girl with no face. Seriously, it was like nothing there, just skin. No eyes, mouth, nose.. Just blank.

As we had sex a brown liquid began to pour out of her vagina lol. I kept going (couldn't stop myself), and basically her entire vagina was a mess of brown liquid and blood by the time I was finished.

More or less a nightmare I suppose.
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Nasty :P
09-27-2006, 06:59 AM
alfaalex101

Lucky Guy. What ever your doing dont stop :wink:
09-27-2006, 08:11 AM
Lars

Haha dude, the no face one is fucked up :D
09-28-2006, 05:14 AM
Waite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Well that would all depend on how heavy your strings are and what FX panel you're using, wouldn't it? :P
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well seeing as how that type of porno music originated in the 70/80s, and people doing porno music arent exactly rolling in in cash, it would most likely be a crybaby. so i beleave it would in fact be, waow
09-28-2006, 07:29 AM
Deus-Ex-Machina

wow dude thats cool. i wish i could get some lucid poopin-shaft action.
09-28-2006, 10:01 AM
Lars

You've gotta' be kidding me. Anal is... Seedy.
09-28-2006, 01:50 PM
OpheliaBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

You've gotta' be kidding me. Anal is... Seedy.
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ROFL

oh I just read the no-face one....wow, yuck-o :P
09-28-2006, 02:28 PM
Welshwonder

Wow, best first LD ever :D

And fat chick on a toilet? More a nightmare than a dream :P
09-28-2006, 02:58 PM
Oneironaut Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waite

well seeing as how that type of porno music originated in the 70/80s, and people doing porno music arent exactly rolling in in cash, it would most likely be a crybaby. so i beleave it would in fact be, waow
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...remind me to slap you later on. :P

..:D
09-28-2006, 06:08 PM
TweaK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lars

You've gotta' be kidding me. Anal is... Seedy.
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Roflcakes. :D
09-28-2006, 06:49 PM
OpheliaBlue

hehee, the 'seedy' comment makes me think of, loose kernels
10-02-2006, 01:31 AM
Secret Neo

lol, love this topic. how easy is it for you guys to have sex LD's?
10-02-2006, 01:56 AM
magicrules22311

Could this possibly be one of the strangest topics on this forum?

I could picture poppy seeds comming out of someones butt during anal, just so nasty!

-Rob
10-02-2006, 04:29 PM
OpheliaBlue

Quote:

Originally Posted by secret_neo

lol, love this topic. how easy is it for you guys to have sex LD's?
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it's somewhat easy for me

but if I can get lucid, I can usually summon up some guy and hump him...I just don't always have the best control and weird stuff happens, or I just get too excited and wake up too soon heh
10-02-2006, 04:36 PM
Ne-yo

EDITED:
01-26-2007, 08:09 AM
Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxrepresentxx

Yeah. I have sexual dreams a lot.

None of them are ever really "fun". Not like sexual dreams were you wake up with a suprise in the covers hah.

Like two others i remember. One I was having sex with a horribly obese woman. It all started when I was at a mall. It was a boy/girl bathroom. I go over and open the stall door and this MASSIVE woman is taking up the entire stall. We then proceed to have sex. Well, me and her rolls that is.

The second one I was having sex with a girl with no face. Seriously, it was like nothing there, just skin. No eyes, mouth, nose.. Just blank.

As we had sex a brown liquid began to pour out of her vagina lol. I kept going (couldn't stop myself), and basically her entire vagina was a mess of brown liquid and blood by the time I was finished.

More or less a nightmare I suppose.
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Maple syrup maby? Did u have Pankakes!
01-26-2007, 10:12 AM
Nyx

Man I had this one dream once where I was one of the camera men for a porno. The chicks in this video were, I guess, women from all different galaxies/planets. So I guess this was an intergaltaic porno that I got to be apart of. Along with running the camera, I some how managed to serve as a stunt cock. I'm not sure how that happened. This actually has almost nothing to do with this topic, I just felt like posting it. Congrats on the AIL.