Strange.

**xxrepresentxx** · 09-22-2006 05:05 AM

Okay, I had kind of given the whole lucid dreaming thing up a while ago, but after last night I've decided to get back into it.

It wasn't a normal dream, or what I would expect a lucid dream to be, and you can say it's a bit embarassing.

Okay so I had anal sex with some random chick.

I remember it was just like the porn videos, went in slow then faster and faster lol.

It was about half way through when I realized holy crap I'm dreaming and this is fun (and feels pretty damn good).

It didn't last much longer after that, due to exitement? Not about the anal action I was getting from the stink hole but I guess that fact I had finally lucid dreampt!

**Pyrox** · 09-22-2006 07:22 AM

Uhhh...

Good job?

**Seeker** · 09-22-2006 01:30 PM

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?

**Marvo** · 09-22-2006 01:59 PM

Well, that's a pretty awkward way to become lucid, but congrats anyway

**Poison Apple** · 09-23-2006 10:27 PM

Nice first LD after you have a few more LDs , you will probably become more relaxed when you realise you are having one so you won't wake up...

Maybe you could start doing lots of reality checks

**xxrepresentxx** · 09-23-2006 11:05 PM

Yeah. I have sexual dreams a lot.

None of them are ever really "fun". Not like sexual dreams were you wake up with a suprise in the covers hah.

Like two others i remember. One I was having sex with a horribly obese woman. It all started when I was at a mall. It was a boy/girl bathroom. I go over and open the stall door and this MASSIVE woman is taking up the entire stall. We then proceed to have sex. Well, me and her rolls that is.

The second one I was having sex with a girl with no face. Seriously, it was like nothing there, just skin. No eyes, mouth, nose.. Just blank.

As we had sex a brown liquid began to pour out of her vagina lol. I kept going (couldn't stop myself), and basically her entire vagina was a mess of brown liquid and blood by the time I was finished.

More or less a nightmare I suppose.

**Marvo** · 09-24-2006 01:48 AM

That's nasty

**theyearthreethousand** · 09-24-2006 02:36 AM

I bet you had a moustache, too.

**Slyde** · 09-24-2006 08:01 PM

oh man, I kill this in terms of wierd LD sex stories. My friend who I think is named Dream Yogis on here kills me though.

**Neruo** · 09-25-2006 01:20 AM

I was expecting something alot more nasty : ) I mean in a dream, more nasty stuff happens then anal sex

However, nice job! Or something like that... lol

**badassbob** · 09-25-2006 01:22 AM

Uh..congratulations I suppose?

Maybe you should try WILD next time!

**Jlick** · 09-25-2006 10:53 AM

Anus induced lucid

AIL

**jswift** · 09-25-2006 10:56 AM

hmm i wonder if i go to sleep with my finger in my butt will i have a AIL

**Marvo** · 09-25-2006 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by jswift

hmm i wonder if i go to sleep with my finger in my butt will i have a AIL
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Most likely not

**Ne-yo** · 09-25-2006 02:17 PM

I wonder did you have some poor dialouge going on also?

**OpheliaBlue** · 09-25-2006 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Seeker

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?
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HAHA, it probably sounded more like Handel's "HALLELUJA" chorus

Anyway, yeah you probably woke up because you got to excited...I'm still working on fixing that as well.

Congrats anyway

**Oneironaut Zero** · 09-26-2006 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by Seeker

Congrats on the lucid dream. So, were there guitars wailing away in the background?
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/me *guitar riffs* Bow-chicka-Bow-Bow.

Haha.

**Waite** · 09-26-2006 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

/me *guitar riffs* Bow-chicka-Bow-Bow.

Haha.
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i believe it would more accuratley be "Waow chicka waow waow"

**Oneironaut Zero** · 09-26-2006 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Waite

i believe it would more accuratley be "Waow chicka waow waow"
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Well that would all depend on how heavy your strings are and what FX panel you're using, wouldn't it?

**Poison Apple** · 09-26-2006 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by xxrepresentxx

Yeah. I have sexual dreams a lot.

None of them are ever really "fun". Not like sexual dreams were you wake up with a suprise in the covers hah.

Like two others i remember. One I was having sex with a horribly obese woman. It all started when I was at a mall. It was a boy/girl bathroom. I go over and open the stall door and this MASSIVE woman is taking up the entire stall. We then proceed to have sex. Well, me and her rolls that is.

The second one I was having sex with a girl with no face. Seriously, it was like nothing there, just skin. No eyes, mouth, nose.. Just blank.

As we had sex a brown liquid began to pour out of her vagina lol. I kept going (couldn't stop myself), and basically her entire vagina was a mess of brown liquid and blood by the time I was finished.

More or less a nightmare I suppose.
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Nasty

**alfaalex101** · 09-27-2006 06:59 AM

Lucky Guy. What ever your doing dont stop

**Lars** · 09-27-2006 08:11 AM

Haha dude, the no face one is fucked up

**Waite** · 09-28-2006 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Well that would all depend on how heavy your strings are and what FX panel you're using, wouldn't it?

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well seeing as how that type of porno music originated in the 70/80s, and people doing porno music arent exactly rolling in in cash, it would most likely be a crybaby. so i beleave it would in fact be, waow

**Deus-Ex-Machina** · 09-28-2006 07:29 AM

wow dude thats cool. i wish i could get some lucid poopin-shaft action.

**Lars** · 09-28-2006 10:01 AM

You've gotta' be kidding me. Anal is... Seedy.

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