So it's a saturday morning, I don't have to be anywhere, so I decide to sleep in and dream away. My LDs aren't lasting very long and I wake up quite easily, but I just stayed in bed and forced myself to go back to sleep anyway. I had around 5 wake initiated dreams this morning.
1 - I came up with a cool reality test
Reach for the stopwatch in the back of your pants, pull it out and do the time test.
Now if you're like most people and don't actually OWN or CARRY a stopwatch around with you this enough will do it. Espeically handy when a dream buddy took my watch away before i could look at it again. By the end, I just had to touch my ass and feel the bulge and know I was dreaming.
Ok now here comes bizarre stuff.
One of the dreams I lost lucidity in and it was a party at my house (WTF is with all the dreams I have about having parties...) and people were pissing me off, so I locked myself in a locker (since when do i have lockers in my house?) and tried to go to sleep so I could lucid dream. Hahaha...
A fat kid with a knife was chasing me. I told him "dude in this world, I'm a god. You can't hurt me." He shoved the knife into my head. I just laughed and beat the shit out of him.
Ok THIS part was really really gross. I was walking around going "I am a god to these people." I decided to pick out a girl for some fun time. "Let's look for a cute white one." Ok so I found one, I says to her "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!" She smiles and follows me. I ask her, "So, how does it feel to have the honor of pleasuring your god?" So I'm making out with her in the bathroom when all of a sudden her breath is REALLY bad, I take a step back, and she turned into a middle aged brown guy. WTF. I'm like EW WHAT THE HELL. I try to look away and turn back and turn it back to the girl but it didn't work. Then I notice the girl is peeing at a male urinal. Ooookay, I throw the brown guy to the ground and stomp on his balls. Then playtime with girl continues but shortly after I wake up.
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