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    1. 03-24-2007 11:48 PM #1
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      So it's a saturday morning, I don't have to be anywhere, so I decide to sleep in and dream away. My LDs aren't lasting very long and I wake up quite easily, but I just stayed in bed and forced myself to go back to sleep anyway. I had around 5 wake initiated dreams this morning.

      1 - I came up with a cool reality test
      Reach for the stopwatch in the back of your pants, pull it out and do the time test.
      Now if you're like most people and don't actually OWN or CARRY a stopwatch around with you this enough will do it. Espeically handy when a dream buddy took my watch away before i could look at it again. By the end, I just had to touch my ass and feel the bulge and know I was dreaming.

      Ok now here comes bizarre stuff.

      One of the dreams I lost lucidity in and it was a party at my house (WTF is with all the dreams I have about having parties...) and people were pissing me off, so I locked myself in a locker (since when do i have lockers in my house?) and tried to go to sleep so I could lucid dream. Hahaha...

      A fat kid with a knife was chasing me. I told him "dude in this world, I'm a god. You can't hurt me." He shoved the knife into my head. I just laughed and beat the shit out of him.

      Ok THIS part was really really gross. I was walking around going "I am a god to these people." I decided to pick out a girl for some fun time. "Let's look for a cute white one." Ok so I found one, I says to her "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!" She smiles and follows me. I ask her, "So, how does it feel to have the honor of pleasuring your god?" So I'm making out with her in the bathroom when all of a sudden her breath is REALLY bad, I take a step back, and she turned into a middle aged brown guy. WTF. I'm like EW WHAT THE HELL. I try to look away and turn back and turn it back to the girl but it didn't work. Then I notice the girl is peeing at a male urinal. Ooookay, I throw the brown guy to the ground and stomp on his balls. Then playtime with girl continues but shortly after I wake up.
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    2. 03-25-2007 12:07 AM #2
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      You cannot imagine how hard I laughed when I was reading your post!
      Lucid dreams by type:
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      • MILD: 0
      • DILD: 2
      • WBTB: 0
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      Accidental LD's: 1
      Total LDs: 8
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    3. 03-25-2007 12:10 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by MoD View Post
      You cannot imagine how hard I laughed when I was reading your post! [/b]
      lol, did you do just a regualr wild, or did you do a different version of a wild

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    4. 03-25-2007 01:36 AM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Taiji View Post
      "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU&#33;"[/b]
      BWAHAHJAHA&#33;
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    5. 03-25-2007 03:14 AM #5
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      That is one one the funniest things ever.
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    6. 03-25-2007 04:16 AM #6
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      ha ha ha glad to be of service

      as for what kind of wild
      um...
      what i do is i wake up in the morning, listen to some hypnosis tracks to make myself really relaxed, then i just lie completely still with my eyes closed thinking about how i&#39;m going into a dream. as soon as i wake up from a dream i just lay there and let it happen again.

      side note: this chian WILDING thing seems like it is even useful for bodybuilding&#33; prolonging REM, and REM is where the majority of muscle fiber recruitment occurs, or something like that.
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    7. 03-26-2007 01:29 AM #7
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      Wow, your dreams certainly have a twisted snese of humor, though I must say, it was hilarious.
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    8. 03-26-2007 04:18 AM #8
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      Haha i had another one this morning...

      I woke up in a car in the back seat and got pulled over by cops. no one was driving. i was like "DAVE&#33; Where the hell are you?" (dave&#39;s a guy whos car i&#39;m in a lot. lol.) then i notice it dosn&#39;t look like his car. then it dawns on me that the car was moving while no one was in the front and i was dreaming. i climb out, ignore the cops, and open a portal. i go in and dream spin deciding i want to go to my harem

      So I&#39;m walking around and I decided I wanted to pick out TWO girls this time
      However, as I&#39;m walking around, I see two guys in skirts and stockings. I&#39;m like WHY ARE THERE MEN OTHER THAN ME IN MY HAREM? HAVE THEM BOTH KILLED. Unfortunately, the dream ended here and I didn&#39;t get my lucid threesome

      Side note: what is with all the queerness in my dreams? ...
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    9. 03-26-2007 08:19 PM #9
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      I sorry, but I just couldn&#39;t help laughing at the last dream you had, that has to be a really strange sight, two cross-dressing guys just randomly there in your paradise. That has to suck so bad for you.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs View Post
      I sorry, but I just couldn&#39;t help laughing at the last dream you had, that has to be a really strange sight, two cross-dressing guys just randomly there in your paradise. That has to suck so bad for you.[/b]
      ha ha yeah it took me back quite a bit. and disposing of them wasted valuable playtime
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    11. 04-01-2007 02:37 AM #11
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      i am a strong believer in the idea that dreams tell you about who you really are so if i were to interpret your dreams mainly the guy threesum and and the make out sesstion with the brown guy i would have to say that you like sex
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    12. 04-02-2007 12:00 AM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by JFK View Post
      i am a strong believer in the idea that dreams tell you about who you really are so if i were to interpret your dreams mainly the guy threesum and and the make out sesstion with the brown guy i would have to say that you like sex[/b]
      right on

      but i don&#39;t get all the random homo-ness.
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