First DILD!!!

It was preceeded by a FUCKING EPIC DREAM...but I hardly remember it :( but I remember the part before I gained lucidity, I was in this spot in Israel. It was some desert hills, and a cliff about a hundred or so feet away, and to the right was a tree, and more hills and cliffs and mountains in the distance, to the left was another smaller cliff, and that cliff and the one in front of me formed walls for a passageway going left. Here and there were patches of green tint.

This guy from another message board I'm on (I'll call him Bob) was hanging out at a clay table near the cliff to my left. I wandered to the right towards the tree, then turned and went towards to passageway. As I was walking it sank in that this was a dreamscape. For some reason I actually recognized it from dreams in the past, but I don't think I've dreamed about this area before...anyway, the point is, I recognized it as a dreamscape :lol:

So as I neared the passageway, I raised my fist into the air and shouted something like, "I AM LUCID. THIS IS A LUCID DREAM" I sensed Bob looking at me and smiling at my achievement. As I was in the passageway, I then said, "AND I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX" :lol:

Now, I certainly didn't have full control, there was still the dreamy "I'm just gonna do whatever without a thought" feel to my actions...and if I had full control and lucidity, I would've stopped, enjoyed the scenery, taken in the fact that I'm consciously in a dream, then summoned up my boyfriend and had sex with him.

Here's what I did instead...:lol:...with a purposeful air I marched over to where Bob was and decided to have sex with him :lol: (This dream, I suppose, was determined to be your typical weird random sex dream, lucid or not) Then Bob turned into Dad :shock: I took off his shirt and felt his chest hair (:lol: random...and highly disturbing :shock:) and he almost went right for it, but I was like "woah woah slow down let's take it slow" :lol: and we just kind of sat there hugging and it never really happened and the lucidity kind of faded...

...I think I sort of sensed the whole time that this is my Dad and I don't want to be doing this with him :lol: it wasn't a thought at the top of my mind but I think it was there...

So yea, I woke up excited :D...and with a feeling I'm sure is the equivalent of a guy's morning wood :lol:

edit:um, come to think of it, this would be my second DILD...first one was a long while back...I posted it somewhere in this board...for some reason I was trying to summon a can of Monster :lol: obviously I need to practice the full-conciousness and control :P but hey, these DILDs are better than wandering around totally aimlessly :)

WOWZA... I think I would need therapy after that one... especially since I'm a boy :paranoid::paranoid::paranoid::shakehead2::shakehe ad2::shakehead2::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::bar f::barf::barf::barf::barf:...

whoa, that just.... weird.