Killed the Bishop with an egg...Am I goin to hell?

So I had a dream last night, and I became lucid at the end. Green=Lucid

So I was somehow mixed up with a terrorist organization and they told me if I didn't kill the Bishop, they were gonna kill me.
So then I heard that the Bishop just happened to decide to visit my house. :pope:
So while he was inside, the terrorists gave me a carton of eggs to kill him with
:whyme:
So I threw an egg at the wall and it exploded, killing the bishop.
:pope: :sniper:
That's when I became lucid and changed everything into a classroom. I still had the carton of explosive eggs, so I put one into the professor's lunch, but instead of making him explode, he just threw up
:barf:

The end. I'm goin to hell.... :evil:

I wouldin't worry about going to hell for killing some bishop. I mean the devil has infiltrated a lot of churches.

Yes, you are.

No. :P

You should've ressurect him!

Why would you go to hell for killing a bishop with an egg? :roll:

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

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Originally Posted by yellowlight

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

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I thought it was pretty cool

Yea, the whole going to hell thing was a joke, the point was that I wanted to tell this dream.

And the smiley thing...well it was the first time I pressed the "more" button and was amazed at how many of them there was. I just had to use some!

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Originally Posted by yellowlight

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

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You won't go to hell for killing the bishop, but you will go to DreamViews hell for using all those smilies in an almost-but-not-quite artistic way.

DreamViews hell is just a dream, except you have 10 fingers, you have a hole in your throat that allows you to breath with a closed nose, and text is stable. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA :mwahaha:

I think if the smilies were placed with a little more panache and flair, the post would work well with them. I don't think it really detracts as it is... in fact I wish more people would use smilies.

On a side note, I don't think you're going to Hell for this dream. a) you weren't lucid at the time of the killing, thus it was not in your control and b) I don't believe in Heaven and Hell anyway.

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But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

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smiles=emoticons?
I think this video applies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFSCrcqebVg

Haha, love the video!

Meh, don't worry about it, Bishops aren't really that important.

Unless we're talking chess here.

>.>

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Originally Posted by Conkt

You won't go to hell for killing the bishop, but you will go to DreamViews hell for using all those smilies in an almost-but-not-quite artistic way.

DreamViews hell is just a dream, except you have 10 fingers, you have a hole in your throat that allows you to breath with a closed nose, and text is stable. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA :mwahaha:

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Yeah. And nobody fucks with DreamViews hell.