Killed the Bishop with an egg...Am I goin to hell?

**luigi** · 06-11-2009 08:14 PM

So I had a dream last night, and I became lucid at the end. Green=Lucid

So I was somehow mixed up with a terrorist organization and they told me if I didn't kill the Bishop, they were gonna kill me.
So then I heard that the Bishop just happened to decide to visit my house.

So while he was inside, the terrorists gave me a carton of eggs to kill him with

So I threw an egg at the wall and it exploded, killing the bishop.

That's when I became lucid and changed everything into a classroom. I still had the carton of explosive eggs, so I put one into the professor's lunch, but instead of making him explode, he just threw up

The end. I'm goin to hell....

**DreamHerb** · 06-12-2009 02:52 PM

I wouldin't worry about going to hell for killing some bishop. I mean the devil has infiltrated a lot of churches.

**Mattofla** · 06-12-2009 03:37 PM

Yes, you are.

No.

**Swordz** · 06-12-2009 11:16 PM

You should've ressurect him!

**yellowlight** · 06-12-2009 11:48 PM

Why would you go to hell for killing a bishop with an egg?

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

**blahaha** · 06-13-2009 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by yellowlight

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

I thought it was pretty cool

**luigi** · 06-13-2009 04:33 AM

Yea, the whole going to hell thing was a joke, the point was that I wanted to tell this dream.

And the smiley thing...well it was the first time I pressed the "more" button and was amazed at how many of them there was. I just had to use some!

**Conkt** · 06-14-2009 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by yellowlight

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

You won't go to hell for killing the bishop, but you will go to DreamViews hell for using all those smilies in an almost-but-not-quite artistic way.

DreamViews hell is just a dream, except you have 10 fingers, you have a hole in your throat that allows you to breath with a closed nose, and text is stable. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Vanota** · 06-14-2009 03:11 AM

I think if the smilies were placed with a little more panache and flair, the post would work well with them. I don't think it really detracts as it is... in fact I wish more people would use smilies.

On a side note, I don't think you're going to Hell for this dream. a) you weren't lucid at the time of the killing, thus it was not in your control and b) I don't believe in Heaven and Hell anyway.

**D1r3w0lf** · 06-14-2009 03:27 AM

But please, that thing with the smilies... never do that again, it's annoying.

smiles=emoticons?
I think this video applies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFSCrcqebVg

**luigi** · 06-14-2009 06:56 AM

Haha, love the video!

**Mzzkc** · 06-14-2009 06:58 AM

Meh, don't worry about it, Bishops aren't really that important.

Unless we're talking chess here.

>.>

**hisnameistyler** · 06-15-2009 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Conkt

You won't go to hell for killing the bishop, but you will go to DreamViews hell for using all those smilies in an almost-but-not-quite artistic way.

DreamViews hell is just a dream, except you have 10 fingers, you have a hole in your throat that allows you to breath with a closed nose, and text is stable. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah. And nobody fucks with DreamViews hell.

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