Once i tried to knock of my brother in the water while I was lucid! TIME WASTING that also made me loose lucidity:embarrassed::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(: (:(:(:(:(
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Once i tried to knock of my brother in the water while I was lucid! TIME WASTING that also made me loose lucidity:embarrassed::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(: (:(:(:(:(
trying to fly
As in a lucid in bed, and it was nighttime, so I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, I opened my real eyes. This was just bearly after gaining lucidity. :/
I was in a cafe and I wasted my time eating everything, it didnt even taste nice :/
Ive done it twice for some reason :S
Trying to have lucid sex. It just never worked and I made a mess IRL and I ended the lucid dream when I could have been improving things!
I dislike hormones.
Don't "try" to fly. Just fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by bradysdreaming
False awakening, and thought it was real and went back to sleep. Too bad I didn't notice the spinning clock hands till after I woke up..
a woman gave me a bowl of cottage cheese once, and i just kind of... looked at the cottage cheese for a while and woke up.
The night I joined dreamviews, I had three nightmares where I was laying in bed, I was terrified so I closed my eyes and told myself it was just a dream, and woke up. That happened three times that night, and I knew I was dreaming, just was too scared.Quote:
Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset
My next DILD was a week after joining DV. I suddenly just realized I was dreaming, and quickly tried to have sex with the lady next to me, and I woke up within 5 seconds of becoming lucid.Quote:
Originally Posted by youssarian
I was non-lucid and stuck in a bunch of boxes. I was trying to climb out of them by placing them under me or out of the way. I then got to a drain cover (I was under it) so I opened it and when i was coming out, cars started to pass over me. I didn't want to get hit so I stayed there and became lucid. I told myself that since I was in a dream, something different would have to happen so I just stayed there waiting for something to come and help me out of the sewers without a car hitting me. It never happen. I woke up after a short while. lol...
The stupidest thing I used a lucid for was partying that I was lucid. And I didnt even make it a good party or anything; I just laughed and kind of danced around shouting "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH, Im lucid!!!" Then I woke up, and I was like, "aw, crap..." lol :lol:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream
I turned lucid from a nightmare so I pretty much shit my pants and went apeshit.
I started yelling (YEAH I'M LUCID) and I started flying around the room superjumping, hitting the murderer, doing cartwheels while firing bullets from my hands while laughing and shouting. Then everything faded away and I read a guide online that said MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T GET TOO EXCITED...
Haha! That made me giggle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azatos
Last night I had an LD and my friend was with me in it. I started telling her about everything you can do while you are lucid and why it is so good. I tryed to demonstrate flying by running up the wall and jumping but I landed on my tv. Then I tryed to make the tv suck me in because I thought that would be interesting but that didnt work. FAIL.
I suppose I musn't of had that much control otherwise I might not of wasted time talking to her. It was strange though because it felt like it was real and she was really in the dream with me haha! I asked her today if I was in her dreams last night and she said no.. so oh well. :banana:
I did a reality check counting my fingers. I wanted to see how many I could get up to. I got up to 11 fingers on one hand, and then woke up. haha
Watching a movie I think, there are a lot <.<
shooting guns over and over at nothing. oh yeah, and doing the wrong task of the month ><
I think trying to get get dressed to go outside after getting Lucid in a false awakening was one of the dumbest things I've done.
Same hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Caradon
+ after that i tried to stop my little brother from burning himself
i am so noob :roll:
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Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset
D: The top one happens in about 95% of the lucids I get into, it sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by youssarian
Having a long conversation about roller coasters with a demon. It was actually pretty awesome, but it was definitely a waste of time.
If anyone is interested, there is an ancient thread on this topic here:
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ghlight=carpet
If you found it awesome then how is it a waste of time? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LRT
Probably running around in my front garden thinking OMG OMG OMG this is so awesome! This is great! Now i can do whatever i want!
"Wakes up"
Shit....
This happens to me nearly 50% of the time :P
I had a fairly long lucid dream once were I was too lazy to do anything cool and just decided to keep the dream going almost completely normally. I just figured that the dream wasn't so bad already, and I couldn't think of anything I felt like doing more than just continuing, so I just continued the dream while being mildly aware (like knowing at all times in the back of my mind, but occasionally getting lost in the dream so it wasn't on my mind but still within my knowledge).
What was weird was I explained to some woman that I'm not really there, I'm only dreaming that I was there. I didn't realize how weird/crazy that sounded until I said it. That was sorta cool, the only real notable part, the rest was just a normal dream.
I chased after a bus. It was all I wanted to do for some reason...
hahaha you sound like my old dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rezzo
In some of my lower level lucids (where I kind of realize, but don't care) I maintain my usual attitude. One of these things is being polite. So I end up spending a lot of time holding doors and standing to the side while waiting for people to walk by.
Last night I just stood there and thought, "I can't think of anything to do now. This is boring. I'm tired of being lucid."
10 (or so) consecutive FA's. Top that :P
I tried to Lucid dream inside a lucid dream. So I ended up just sleeping in my dream.
Hahaha, my mom did that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Floyd_Junkie
It was a Russian lucid dreaming doll!Quote:
Originally Posted by Floyd_Junkie
http://abovethelaw.com/Russian%20nes...hka%20doll.jpg
I've actually done this several times as a way to increase a lucid dream's clarity, or just to teleport elsewhere :cheeky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Floyd_Junkie
I was in a LD and was at a mansion party, and ended up breaking up a fight...then went on to help the guy who got his ass kicked. But I was looking good in a suit and he started crying on my shoulder and drooling blood all over me. I looked at him in disgust...then woke up. I woke up pissed that I wasted my time on this dude while I was at some celebrity party haha
Last time I went lucid I kept searching around for my history book in my room so I knew where it was when I wake up. Eh, didn't find it, ~and I'm still searching for it IRL.
I guess I've been pretty productive xD I think the lamest was trying to eat everything around me... everything tasted like shit. Then, just when I noticed the bulk store bucket full of cheetos...
What? I'm awake?
:pissed:
Of course, then I had an extreme craving for cheetos for the next week and nearly ate a whole bag by myself...
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Originally Posted by youssarian
I've wasted many lucids trying to do this. I hate hormones too.
Trying to open a bag of potato chips.
Well, the beggining of my LD was good, and it was like 15 minutes long, so I guess it wasn't a waste.
But.. near the end. I decided I should go around and find someone to have sex with, and I walked around looking for people that were attractive, while taking off my clothes. I stopped because then I was afraid I was doing it in RL.. but then I continued again. I woke up before I even managed to get naked. Such a waste. :(
A few days ago, I was trying to have an egg magically appear in my hand, by having my hand down, and bringing it up to find it. I was just gonna have it...and be a step closer to having that as an ability in my LD :P. And...didn't work. Though I did find an egg in the basket near me. I cracked it, and went off with something else.
I was at my house with a friend, and I had been lucid for a few minutes. I used the rest of the dream trying to teach her how to summon food, by holding her hand behind her and expecting the food to be in her hand when she brought it back in front. xD'
I'd had a really bad day and realized I was dreaming. I was walking through the desert. I just kept walking through the desert, not really caring that I was lucid. I guess it was okay. It was more about the thought process I went through. It's in my dream journal somewhere.
Flying around just below the clouds, between sky scrapers wearing a carwreck saying car sounds, also annoying some dude in a buggy, wich distracted the guy, making him drive right into a pig farm xD
Lol, this does not sound like a waste of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Onforty
summoning some playful dogs
Just sitting there thinking, oh, I'm dreaming
I was watching TV... I wasted my time WATCHING the damn TV! Argh! *headdesk*
By the time I had realized that I had wasted a good lucid dream, I only had enough time to fly out of the window into the sunlit day. And that was it! *headdesk*
Dude, when I was lucid, I was trying to get to a portal. Then, some kids were high-jacking my time machine/car. So, instead of knowing I can make another appear, I stopped them. I woke up before getting to the portal.
I am of the opinion that you can't really waste time in a lucid. Every experience helps you grow and learn for the next one, no matter what happens. Not only that, I've also found that since I've stopped wasting my time worrying about "wasting my time" I've had much more enjoyable LDs. It's nice not concerning yourself too much with goals and the like.
I spent a good amount of time searching through dream characters homes... Still, I would have to say being overly critical of my own behavior in lucid dreams has got to be the worst. It's like hitting the boring button.
A few nights ago, I had had so many false awakenings, that I finally just figured I must be asleep. But the whole time I was lucid, I was thinking about some of the tips this website had given me. my "reality check" ended up being me knocking on a door (?) which would have been reality IN reality so I don't get why my dream-self did that...
Then I remembered that you should check to see how high you can jump. I could jump pretty high, so I decided I'd REALLY prove to myself that I was dreaming.
I walked into the bathroom, and climbed out the window, jumped, and tried to fly. (I knew I was lucid) I'd never flown very high, mostly just glided in normal dreams, i figure since it was lucid, I could make myself do it...
But, my fingers started cracking!!!! WHAT?? and I just fell!! I don't see why I can't just do it, something keeps stopping me from actually taking flight, I don't know what it is....
It's like this radar in my head is saying.. nope, wouldn't normally happen, I'm going to stop you at 10 feet and make your fingers crack so that you fall.. which doesn't make sense at all..
So I wasted time making sure I was lucid in various stupid ways.. and after my failed attempt at flying... I was no longer lucid... and a tree started talking to me... what a waste... :roll:
I ran around shouting 'I'm dreaming!'. This also made me lose lucidity when a DC said it was real and I woke everyone up (it was nighttime).
I stopped paying attention to what was going on in one of my dreams.
I tried to show my DC family that I was dreaming even though I knew they would never accept it.
I tried to lead a friend to safety through a giant aquaduct and then got attacked by a mysterious man with a yellow highlighter.
Taking a shower.
I don't know why.
:(
I did that too! However my clock is digital; the time changed from 4:35am to about 6am. So I fell asleep. And became lucid. Then another FA…Quote:
False awakening, and thought it was real and went back to sleep. Too bad I didn't notice the spinning clock hands till after I woke up..
Trying to get outside of my room.
My lucids almost always start in my room. They're almost always WILDs. I start off seeing nothing but the back of my eyelids, still aware of my physical body. So I "leave" my body to get the dream started, but then I have to get out of my room.
I used to take the long way, going downstairs and out one of the doors, then I graduated to jumping out the window. Oh yeah, and teleporting did nothing but move me a few hundred feet at most. But now, I have discovered portals. Heck yes.
Arguing with dream characters weather or not I can make my hands look like in real life
Not to mention the fact that I woke up because I was angry with them with them :bang::bang::bang:
This morning. I was in a regular dream, and then it hit me - "I'm DREAMING!" So my eyelids open and I can see my old dream on top of my eyelids. Well, I opened my eyes 75% and then I didn't want to wake from my dream so I shut my eyes and woke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Motumz
False awakening.