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      Angry Stupidest ways you wasted time while being lucid

      Once i tried to knock of my brother in the water while I was lucid! TIME WASTING that also made me loose lucidity
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      trying to fly

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      As in a lucid in bed, and it was nighttime, so I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, I opened my real eyes. This was just bearly after gaining lucidity. :/


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      I was in a cafe and I wasted my time eating everything, it didnt even taste nice :/
      Ive done it twice for some reason :S

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      Trying to have lucid sex. It just never worked and I made a mess IRL and I ended the lucid dream when I could have been improving things!

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      Quote Originally Posted by bradysdreaming View Post
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      Don't "try" to fly. Just fly.

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      False awakening, and thought it was real and went back to sleep. Too bad I didn't notice the spinning clock hands till after I woke up..
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      a woman gave me a bowl of cottage cheese once, and i just kind of... looked at the cottage cheese for a while and woke up.
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      Quote Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset View Post
      As in a lucid in bed, and it was nighttime, so I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, I opened my real eyes. This was just bearly after gaining lucidity. :/
      The night I joined dreamviews, I had three nightmares where I was laying in bed, I was terrified so I closed my eyes and told myself it was just a dream, and woke up. That happened three times that night, and I knew I was dreaming, just was too scared.

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      Trying to have lucid sex. It just never worked and I made a mess IRL and I ended the lucid dream when I could have been improving things!
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      I was non-lucid and stuck in a bunch of boxes. I was trying to climb out of them by placing them under me or out of the way. I then got to a drain cover (I was under it) so I opened it and when i was coming out, cars started to pass over me. I didn't want to get hit so I stayed there and became lucid. I told myself that since I was in a dream, something different would have to happen so I just stayed there waiting for something to come and help me out of the sewers without a car hitting me. It never happen. I woke up after a short while. lol...
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      The stupidest thing I used a lucid for was partying that I was lucid. And I didnt even make it a good party or anything; I just laughed and kind of danced around shouting "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH, Im lucid!!!" Then I woke up, and I was like, "aw, crap..." lol
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      Quote Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream View Post
      The stupidest thing I used a lucid for was partying that I was lucid. And I didnt even make it a good party or anything; I just laughed and kind of danced around shouting "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH, Im lucid!!!" Then I woke up, and I was like, "aw, crap..." lol


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      I turned lucid from a nightmare so I pretty much shit my pants and went apeshit.

      I started yelling (YEAH I'M LUCID) and I started flying around the room superjumping, hitting the murderer, doing cartwheels while firing bullets from my hands while laughing and shouting. Then everything faded away and I read a guide online that said MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T GET TOO EXCITED...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Azatos View Post
      I started yelling (YEAH I'M LUCID) and I started flying around the room superjumping, hitting the murderer, doing cartwheels while firing bullets from my hands while laughing and shouting. Then everything faded away and I read a guide online that said MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T GET TOO EXCITED...
      Haha! That made me giggle.

      Last night I had an LD and my friend was with me in it. I started telling her about everything you can do while you are lucid and why it is so good. I tryed to demonstrate flying by running up the wall and jumping but I landed on my tv. Then I tryed to make the tv suck me in because I thought that would be interesting but that didnt work. FAIL.

      I suppose I musn't of had that much control otherwise I might not of wasted time talking to her. It was strange though because it felt like it was real and she was really in the dream with me haha! I asked her today if I was in her dreams last night and she said no.. so oh well.

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      counting fingers

      I did a reality check counting my fingers. I wanted to see how many I could get up to. I got up to 11 fingers on one hand, and then woke up. haha
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      Watching a movie I think, there are a lot <.<
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      shooting guns over and over at nothing. oh yeah, and doing the wrong task of the month ><
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      I think trying to get get dressed to go outside after getting Lucid in a false awakening was one of the dumbest things I've done.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Caradon View Post
      I think trying to get get dressed to go outside after getting Lucid in a false awakening was one of the dumbest things I've done.
      Same here
      + after that i tried to stop my little brother from burning himself

      i am so noob

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      Quote Originally Posted by EspadaInMyCloset View Post
      As in a lucid in bed, and it was nighttime, so I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, I opened my real eyes. This was just bearly after gaining lucidity. :/
      Quote Originally Posted by youssarian View Post
      Trying to have lucid sex. It just never worked and I made a mess IRL and I ended the lucid dream when I could have been improving things!

      I dislike hormones.
      D: The top one happens in about 95% of the lucids I get into, it sucks.
      Last edited by Dying Dignity; 01-31-2010 at 03:07 PM.

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      Having a long conversation about roller coasters with a demon. It was actually pretty awesome, but it was definitely a waste of time.

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      If anyone is interested, there is an ancient thread on this topic here:

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      Quote Originally Posted by LRT View Post
      Having a long conversation about roller coasters with a demon. It was actually pretty awesome, but it was definitely a waste of time.
      If you found it awesome then how is it a waste of time?

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      Probably running around in my front garden thinking OMG OMG OMG this is so awesome! This is great! Now i can do whatever i want!

      "Wakes up"

      Shit....

      This happens to me nearly 50% of the time

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      I had a fairly long lucid dream once were I was too lazy to do anything cool and just decided to keep the dream going almost completely normally. I just figured that the dream wasn't so bad already, and I couldn't think of anything I felt like doing more than just continuing, so I just continued the dream while being mildly aware (like knowing at all times in the back of my mind, but occasionally getting lost in the dream so it wasn't on my mind but still within my knowledge).



      What was weird was I explained to some woman that I'm not really there, I'm only dreaming that I was there. I didn't realize how weird/crazy that sounded until I said it. That was sorta cool, the only real notable part, the rest was just a normal dream.
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