And you had to make the following choices:
-Method of execution
-Last meal
-Last words
What would you choose.
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And you had to make the following choices:
-Method of execution
-Last meal
-Last words
What would you choose.
-Firing Squad
-Tons of Saba and Creme Brulee with fresh raspberries and blueberries, Smoked Salmon with capers and purple onion. To drink, a Frozen Grasshopper and a large Fountain Drink of Coke.
-"Sorry I screwed up." Assuming I was to blame. If I was innocent, then probably something religious like "Keep fighting the fine fight of faith."
-Guillotine.
-1 bottle of Champagne, Fresh garlic bread, grapes (purple).
-"Y'all a bunch'a slack jawed faggots anyway."
-Method of Execution: Electric Chair because electricity shocks make me laugh so i guess i'll die laughing
-Last meal: would probably be a plate full of valium and ecstasy, and hersheys.
-Last words: Ohh snap im dying.
- lethal injection of LSD during sleep
- Pizza for sure and some DP
- "I will do a reality check."
Method - gassing
Meal - nachos
Words - "This STILL isn't as rancid as your mother's gas! Aren't you supposed to be trying to kill me!?"
I'm an idiot. :D
-burned at the stake
-one orange gummy bear
- "Is this real life"
- Decapitation in my sleep when I least expect it.
- Same meal as usual: pizza or a cheeseburger
- Why, Everdred's last words of course! "When on your way out / Be sure that you say goodbye / Then lock the door tight." Either that, or "F:shock:k you, God."
I would have them cryonically freeze me which would legally kill me but possibly may make my revival possible in the future. I would eat something that makes me sick, because they can't legally execute someone who is sick. My last words would be professing my innocent, and me trying to talk the cryonics people into not to getting rid of my body but saving me for the future!
Method:
Gunshot to the head.
Meal:
A fresh and hot pizza from Domino's pizza. Topped with pepperoni and bacon.
Words:
Worth it.
-Method of execution: Firing squad on a narrow, raised platform
-Last meal: Steak, Outback Steakhouse cheese fries and cream soda.
-Last words: "Let the bodies hit the floor"
Method of execution: Lethal Injection....or shootout with the firing squad
Last meal: Ribs, with a side of macaroni and cheese and collard greens, and cornbread...with Dr. Pepper for drink
Last words: "A Strange Peace"
Method: Jumping a plane without a parachute on ecstasy
Last meal: thin pancakes with syrup
Last words: See you when you wake up!
Method: nitrogen asphyxiation
Method: Being flash frozen in liquid nitrogen or carbonite. :P
last meal: Pizza
last words: Either "See you in hell," or "Please God let me go to heaven.", depending on the circumstances of my execution.
Lethal injection of LSD
All the coke, heroin and weed I can get my hands on
Where am I? What's going on here??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
whatever dose that may be...Quote:
Originally Posted by cspicer2
I'd say:
-Sleeping Pills
-A bottle of Havanna Club, Coke and lime (cuba libre) and possibly a pizza
-*silence*
I know only one meaning for DP and I have a hard time to combine it with food.Quote:
Originally Posted by cspicer2
1. Fight to the death against the main prosecutor. Preferably in a colosseum. With jousting. Followed by melee combat.
2. hmm.. a hard one.. maybe a good steak, rye bread, a bottle of 18 year old scotch, icecream perhaps... hmm.. onion rings.. maybe something more too.
3. I could go with legendary lines like Che use : "Do it coward, you are only going to kill a man"
But I think I'd settled with the " Well played you motherfuckers!"
-Shot to the head
-A good pan pizza
-"Last words are for idiots who didn't accomplish enough in their lives"
Method: Lethal injection of bullets to the head wen i sleep... if i can sleep :P
Last meal: Whatever i feel like
Last words: crying my ass off (at least im honest -.-)
I can't really imagine what I'd want. It can't ever happen to me, so it's not really something I would think about.
WHAT AM I SAYING!
Method: Old Age
:lolxtreme:Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
Dr. Pepper, sorry. I'm not sure if I want to ask you what DP stands for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unelias
haha, i wouldn't have made the dr. pepper connection either
DP means... -looks all awkward-
It's where there's two guys, and one girl, and...
...well, when three people love each other VERY MUCH...
dajo, tell her what DP means.
Method: Overdose of insulin (supposed to be quite euphoric)
Last meal: sushi, beer, opm, molly, and vagina.
Last words:
DP is awesome. Right?
I am stupid. DP is sandwich, of course. With lot of meat, if you catch my meaning?
are you guys really scared to say double penetration?
Anddd... *southern accent* round these here parts, DP is slang for Dr Pepper.
You perverted bastards. =P
morbidly scared :eek:
can you even get dr. pepper outside of the US? or root beer for that matter *shiver*
-Method of execution: fired into outer space
-Last meal: a large bucket of cod, salmon and tuna
-Last words: "So long, and thanks for all the fish"
I'm not sure I would want to DRINK anything that has to do with DP.
Yeah, marzipan coke.Quote:
Originally Posted by dajo
um DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!Quote:
Originally Posted by dajo
we got it here in Canada
Snoos-nu (I think is how it's spelled)
small bland pretzels and a bottle of water
Aaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite
method: gradual asphyxiation from burning kilos of weed.
meal: pot butter croissants with mixed berries and shroom honey
last words: "Is that all you got you lightweight fuckahs?"
Of course all the THC would cause a mutation and I'd become the "THC Avenger".
Method: Firing squad
Meal: In-N-Out
Last words: It has all been very interesting.
family guy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ooflendoodle
Well actually it was family guy making a reference to another thing I think but I don't know what it is, I think I've heard it elsewhere.
Futurama!! silly
No not snoos nu boom goes the dynamite
Method: Falcon Punch!!!
Last meal: Chicken Fried Rice Benihana style and a Strawberry Cheesecake
Last words: Option 1) I did it... for the lulz
Option 2) With a great big yawn, Snorlax returns to his home in the mountains.
Death: pushed out of airplane from 35,000 feet directly over Times Square, NY, with copious amount of explosives strapped to my chest, hooked up to an altimeter set to detonate 100 feet above the surface, and no parachute.
Final meal: whipped cream and strawberries, served on two sexy naked horny girls.
Last words: "Hail to the king, baby."
-Snakes on a plane
-Well I don't need to be healthy when i'm going to die soooo ice cream, dark chocolate, cake, propel, and starbucks.
-"Well...I don't want to be buried or Cremated, and I like being unique so why don't you just hollow out a tree in a random forest and put my body in there?"
So boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Photolysis
Method: OD on marijuana. It'll kill me eventually. :P
Last meal: Fettuccine Carbonara with plenty of crispy bacon, fresh buttery garlic bread, and a glass of milk (because milk is delicious).
Last words: I'd either try to talk them into watching a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or ask them if they have something they need to get off their chest, something they need to talk about but aren't comfortable sharing with anyone they know personally. No one in their right mind enjoys an execution, yelling at them or crying and begging for mercy would just make it harder for the executioner and the deed would probably haunt them for years, the guilt would eat away at them. I'd hate to be responsible for leaving someone in such a funk. I'd prefer to leave them with a fond memory or two and if I managed to leave them with some helpful advice as well, that'd be even better.
-Method of execution,Quote:
Originally Posted by Seroquel
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
-Last meal,
Cooked sliced Aubergine filled with mozzarella and tomato, served with a feta cheese and rocket salad and garlic bread on the side.
Rasberry vodka mixed with Vimto and crushed ice.
-Last words,
This is only a dream, I'll wake up soon enough.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ♥
Method: If it could be anything, it would have to be something cool like jumping out of a plane with no parachute. As far as conventional methods, I think I'd have to go with a firing squad.
Last meal: A fat bowl about 20 minutes beforehand, followed thus by a slice of pizza from Venuto's (a local pizza place which makes unusual but incredible pizza), Bagel Bites, Chickie & Pete's crabfries, a cheesesteak (whiz with onions, of course) from Jim's or Gino's, and whatever else I can think of on the spot.
Last words: This is the strangest life I've ever known.
Jim would be proud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supernova
Method: Nitrogen asphyxiation.
Last meal: Refused.
Last words: None. Or "Okay, let's go."
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(You may be interested to read this link with a list of the last statements given by prisoners on death row in Texas. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the list of last meals, but it might be there somewhere.)
My apologies for the double post but I just found the list of last meals as well. Faintly haunting.
Method of execution: being taken far into the woods and slowly strangled to death by a frail old woman
Last meal: steak
Last words: DIE WOMAN!
Idiots.
Method: Pushed off cliff
Last meal: Bread.
Last words: "I REGRET NOTHING! Oh, except dieng." Or "THIS IS MADDNESS!!" before being pushed off.
-Get some kind of superstrong morphine ( im not good at such drugs ) and die while i sleep.
-Taco.
-What a wonderful world.
I don't particularly like this thought experiment, but my last words would be: "You guys take this game waaaaay too seriously".
Well, first I'd have to ask them just what the hell I did. As for your parameters, I guess...
Method - something appropriately painless that still allows for organ and tissue donation and stuff.
Meal - homemade pasta with butter and olive oil and fresh basil and garlic, chocolate souffle with creme anglaise, and some really good coffee.
Words - "You don't have to do this."
Strangulation by none other than the president himself.
A 5 pound Hershey's bar, all melted down and sucked through a straw.
"I have balls of steel"
- being stabbed
- don't care about eating
- I'm sorry
- being sent on a long journey to the core of the galaxy, with proviant to survive quite a while but without means of rescue
- Pizza, the best Pizza I ever had
- "See you on the other side of the jumpgate"
Method - High altitude jump from an airplane with no parachute into an ocean.
Last Meal - Bottle of Absinthe (I quit drinking four months ago, but I still want to see that green fairy)
Last Words - Hooker with a penis.
1) Jump out of a plane from a high altitude without a parachute. Exhilaration and instant death upon impact.
2) Last meal: probably some of my mom's lasagna or chicken dinner, remind me of my childhood
3) Last words: I regret nothing, except for doing whatever I did to be put on death row.
If I was sentenced to death I wouldn't care at all about eating. I doubt I'd even be able to eat. Food would be so trivial, the fact that they offer a last meal seems.. what's the word. Like they're making light of the whole death situation.
Yeah seems like it'd be a major kick in the face to offer someone their favorite food when they're so nervous they couldn't stomach it.
If I had my preferred execution style it'd be a good ole fashioned beheading after several rounds of torture. Then they can stick my head on a pike as a warning to their enemies.
They'll probably just make it look like a suicide though.
Execution Method: Put to sleep then painless drug overdose (Perhaps some kind of psychedelic)
Last Meal: Salmon Ravioli and a big ol' tankard of L&P
Last Words: Don't wait for the destination, just enjoy the ride.
http://coventina.blogg.se/images/201...1_75982126.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by TraceFleeman
-Trampled by rhinos.
-Hummus sandwiches.
- "Aww, rhinos ^_^".
Method- Free falling from as high as possible without going unconscious before impact.
Last Meal- Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, gravy, and french fries. Coke and Vodka to drink. Mmmmm.
Last words- AHHFEFHQWEHRNDIERNDSKLDHNERL
Listening to all the people jumping out of planes and stuff to die, gets me thinking. It is actually possible to survive a fall from that height. So if you pick the right area to land, you could use your death as a way to escape.
And likely end up with a lot of broken bones.
No cause you could roll when you fell and exert the inertia from your body. I do it all the time when the cartel catches me skimming.
Yea you might have a lot of broken bones but you would still be alive.
-Method of execution
Gravity... Toss me from a super high place. Edit: Well, the gravity wouldn't be the method of execution. The sudden stop would.
-Last meal
Cup of coffee
-Last words
Indiscernable grunts and rambling
Quote:
Originally Posted by mindwanderer
hmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by LikesToTrip
*_ I would want to burn to death.
*_ Nothing. I'd rather take dinner time to meditate one last time.
*_ I'd probably say "Stay foolish, antipatriots. Live fast, die young."
-injected with something that kills at the time of rem sleep.
-If possible, I'd like to be under the influence of dmt.
If not then Big Mac, fries, soda. And nuggets lmao.
-"I am infinite conciousness!"
-Lethal Injection
-Spaghetti, pizza, psilocybin mushrooms, and garlic bread
-I wish I could have married the girl I thought to be my love
Hanged.
Chicken Kebap.
Off I go!