Thread: If you were sentenced to death..

-Firing Squad

-Tons of Saba and Creme Brulee with fresh raspberries and blueberries, Smoked Salmon with capers and purple onion. To drink, a Frozen Grasshopper and a large Fountain Drink of Coke.

-"Sorry I screwed up." Assuming I was to blame. If I was innocent, then probably something religious like "Keep fighting the fine fight of faith."

-Guillotine.
-1 bottle of Champagne, Fresh garlic bread, grapes (purple).
-"Y'all a bunch'a slack jawed faggots anyway."

-Method of Execution: Electric Chair because electricity shocks make me laugh so i guess i'll die laughing
-Last meal: would probably be a plate full of valium and ecstasy, and hersheys.
-Last words: Ohh snap im dying.

- lethal injection of LSD during sleep
- Pizza for sure and some DP
- "I will do a reality check."

Method - gassing
Meal - nachos
Words - "This STILL isn't as rancid as your mother's gas! Aren't you supposed to be trying to kill me!?"

I'm an idiot.

-burned at the stake
-one orange gummy bear
- "Is this real life"

- Decapitation in my sleep when I least expect it.
- Same meal as usual: pizza or a cheeseburger
- Why, Everdred's last words of course! "When on your way out / Be sure that you say goodbye / Then lock the door tight." Either that, or "Fk you, God."

I would have them cryonically freeze me which would legally kill me but possibly may make my revival possible in the future. I would eat something that makes me sick, because they can't legally execute someone who is sick. My last words would be professing my innocent, and me trying to talk the cryonics people into not to getting rid of my body but saving me for the future!

Method:
Gunshot to the head.
Meal:
A fresh and hot pizza from Domino's pizza. Topped with pepperoni and bacon.
Words:
Worth it.

-Method of execution: Firing squad on a narrow, raised platform
-Last meal: Steak, Outback Steakhouse cheese fries and cream soda.
-Last words: "Let the bodies hit the floor"

Method of execution: Lethal Injection....or shootout with the firing squad
Last meal: Ribs, with a side of macaroni and cheese and collard greens, and cornbread...with Dr. Pepper for drink
Last words: "A Strange Peace"

Method: Jumping a plane without a parachute on ecstasy
Last meal: thin pancakes with syrup
Last words: See you when you wake up!

Method: nitrogen asphyxiation

Method: Being flash frozen in liquid nitrogen or carbonite.
last meal: Pizza
last words: Either "See you in hell," or "Please God let me go to heaven.", depending on the circumstances of my execution.

Lethal injection of LSD
All the coke, heroin and weed I can get my hands on
Where am I? What's going on here??

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Lethal injection of LSD

Originally Posted by cspicer2

- lethal injection of LSD during sleep

whatever dose that may be...

I'd say:
-Sleeping Pills
-A bottle of Havanna Club, Coke and lime (cuba libre) and possibly a pizza
-*silence*

Originally Posted by cspicer2

- Pizza for sure and some DP

I know only one meaning for DP and I have a hard time to combine it with food.

1. Fight to the death against the main prosecutor. Preferably in a colosseum. With jousting. Followed by melee combat.
2. hmm.. a hard one.. maybe a good steak, rye bread, a bottle of 18 year old scotch, icecream perhaps... hmm.. onion rings.. maybe something more too.
3. I could go with legendary lines like Che use : "Do it coward, you are only going to kill a man"
But I think I'd settled with the " Well played you motherfuckers!"

-Shot to the head
-A good pan pizza
-"Last words are for idiots who didn't accomplish enough in their lives"

Method: Lethal injection of bullets to the head wen i sleep... if i can sleep
Last meal: Whatever i feel like
Last words: crying my ass off (at least im honest -.-)

I can't really imagine what I'd want. It can't ever happen to me, so it's not really something I would think about.

WHAT AM I SAYING!

Method: Old Age

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

WHAT AM I SAYING!

Method: Old Age

Originally Posted by Unelias

I know only one meaning for DP and I have a hard time to combine it with food.

Dr. Pepper, sorry. I'm not sure if I want to ask you what DP stands for.

haha, i wouldn't have made the dr. pepper connection either