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First of all, scientology was created by a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER named Elron Hubard. THE MAN WROTE MADE UP STORIES FOR A LIVING AND PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE HIM!!
Next, he believes humans evolved from CLAMS!!
They believe that we are decendents of aliens who came to earth.
So, are we dealing with a cult here?
If anyone here is a scientologist, could you please explain. Everything. I really dont understand why it is even a "religion"
And no, what i know about scientology is not from south park. My next door neighbor's mom is a scientologist. By the way, ONE FREAKY LADY.
can anybody explain?
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I've never even heard of it, its possible that we came from aliens but I really doubt that. I think we came from single cells and all that.
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Every time i see that i laugh uncontrollably.
I am VERY familiar with that episode, as i watch south park on a ritual basis.
Thanks for bringing that to the forum.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! 3;!!
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Haha that's a pretty funny clip. :laughhard:
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Rofl. Never saw that episode before. That was great. :rolllaugh:
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You probably never saw that episode because Tom Cruise refused to do any pro-mos for Mission Impossible 3 unless the episode was taken off the air. WHAT A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!
The part that bugs me the most is that people actually believe that shit. Although Matt Parker and Trey Stone (the creators of south park) exagerated the doctrines of scientology, most of what was said is true about their religion.
To me, it is just MORE proof of how desperate human beings are to have some form of religion. Just more proof that every religion is false. In fact, scientology is more probable than Christianity. Think about it.
Scientologists believe that aliens came to earth about 250 million years ago and took human form. THAT IS IMPROBBALBE? Christians believe that a VERGIN WOMAN gave birth to a man who could WALK ON WATER, CURE LEPERACY, TURN WATER INTO WINE, AND RAISE THE DEAD. Think about which one is less probable.
Even though i am atheist, i would rather believe scientology over christianity. ANY DAY.
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I guess scientology is more probable than Christianity.
I must say they're both very stupid.
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“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.”
- -L. Ron Hubbard
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thank you. He just wanted to get rich.
AND he was a pedophile.
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LOL @ the episode .. what must have happened to you to believe in this unbelievable crap??
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Gulibility, Slight. That is why they believe.
I could say the same about Christianity, too. Christians believe some pretty screwed up stuff.
Have you ever heard somebody explain how the bread ACTUALLY is the "body of christ", but its not at the same time. VERY STRANGE.
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I can't believe people believe all that!? How does Hubbard even claim to 'know' that stuff?! Fair play to the man for starting his own religion though, that's something I'll have to do before I die :lol:
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Naw, you people are taking what south park showed WAY to seriously. Anybody that knows south park knows how much they blow shit out of porportion.
That was an EXTREME exageration, but the basics are true.
They believe in Xenu, the ruler of the universe. They believe that he "deported" millions of aliens here, who inhabited human form. Those are the basics.
I still say it is easier to believe than Christianity.
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As a scientologist I am deeply offended. You... you... COWARDS!!! COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! A MAN DAMMIT! Don't attack my religion, but if you insist I'll give a poiint by point description of why Sxientology fits me:
1. Half of my drug customers are scientologists, it helps to make money, don't tell them but my source is a psychologist
2. TOM CRUISE KICKS ASS
3. Hot chickzors
4. No one makes me feel guilty for havving rabid sex, raping dogs over the internet, or doing ten lines of coacaine every half hour.
MAYBE Y00 SH00LD CH00SE SCIENTOLOGY BITCHES!!!
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Religion is about faith in the teachings. you actually believe what that child molesting, no talent having, made-up-a-religion-to-get-money-because-his-books-sucked-and-wouldnt-sell, insane, ELRON HUBARD said!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!!!!
You know as well as i do he just sat down, wrote another science fiction novel and called it a "religion". He has no basis behind what he says, and those who believe it are gullible and stupid. Im sorry to put it that way but its true.
By the way, i dont know for sure if YOU are a scientologist, so this goes out to ANY scientologist.
USE COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!!!
beep e de beep THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!!!!
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As we all agree, it's ridiculous, why don't we start our own religion/cult?
It could go like this...- Hominus Feralis comes from the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean.
- He cloned the first human from himself.
- In these *cue thunder & lightning* End Times he has come forth to deliver us!
- From what, he'll let us know in due course.
So, what do you think?
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Ooooh I got one
I call it Kipism, the story is:
- I, the almighty arose from ashes to be delivered as the Mother pussy, as defined by our Holy Dogma, Anazareath!
- I, you great mother pussy, deem DoomedOne the Saint of the bastard children, as his holy and unrestrained sexdual appetite without protection has swept his holy gene scross the oceans!
- My daughters, the hot pussy of the planet, delcare it, DEMAND IT from the penile race, meant to hump like thy holy rabbits unto eternity, with has much drugs and rock and roll can be provided
- So will cometh the end times when every swinful penis will be lopped off by my unholy reckoning crew. All ye sinful and ye now be fuck penis, I say unto me, thou shalt know I AM THE LORD WHEN I RECLAME THESE LOST APPENDAGES, and the sinful shalt die out as I spread paradise unto the rest.
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LOL We should start a new topic on this...
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oooo, i got one.
A virgin woman gives birth to a man of half human, half god DNA. Once this boy gets older, he preaches the word of his father as he travels around the land. He raises people from the dead, walks on water, turns water into wine, cures lepracy, and makes the blind see. Then, one of his followers betrays him. DUN DUN DUN!!!!! For no apparent reason he has to die for our sins. Why did he have to DIE? Nobody knows. He then ROSE from the dead and preached some more, becore he ascends into the clouds. According to the ancient holy scriptures, he will return to earth when all the armies surround Israel and deliver the holy to heaven.
.........Ridiculus, aint it?
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Ok people you all got so many retarded theories to put behind a religion.
And I see this is not serious no more ... actually it's really off the point and you are only posting to raise your quantity of posts, aren't you (that's like founding a religion just to make money!).
But have you ever thought of how strong someone must be, to actually do IT? Create a religion to fuck with everyone joining it?
In the end it's nothing else Hitler did, or pretty much every government does - or what dozen's of people have done before we were able to think ... How can you be the fuck strong enough to fuck the world without hanging yourself at one point? How materialistic, how friggin sick, how damn obsessed by some goal??
Now that's the only thing interesting on the whole thing for me ... people believing in obvious crap like Scientology must have psychic distortions or some unknown psychic-illness. It's called a delusion. It's not even graspable for me how one can get into something like that - how much of "I go with the flow", "I have no opinion", "I like what they tell me to like; to be good enough for others" do you have to be, to get to believe in such obvious bullcrap .. ughhh ..
Ok I think you got my point ...
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Someone told me that it's like this. They first check your soul and then say it looks very bad. Then they say that for only 200$ they can save your soul.
What about this religion.... that we are all just a dream, or a computer programe? aha!
Besides, by quantum phisycs everything is possible.
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Well, it seems everybody here has come out and decided to be overwhelmingly negative about scientology, christianity, and organised religion. Not suprising, really. MY own two cents:
I am an atheist.
But at the same time, I recognise that there is a human need for religion, something to believe in, something greater than themselves. For me, that religion is the study of history. But others decide to opt into more organised, "religious" religions.
Christianity: Don't knock it. Especially catholicism. To the outsider it might appear silly and irrational. But as far as organised religions go, it is quite a wonderful invention, especially catholicism. It has a complex and reasonably coherant set and heirarchy of beliefs. It has a central authority (Pope Hitler Youth the First) to decide on disagreements over beliefs, and set doctrine and policy. It has a HUGE amount of history... its historical foundations extend even further back than the birth of Christ into jewish times and the old testament... it has stood the test of time. It has a staggering amount of culture and art produced by it, and for it. Just walk into any medieval cathedral for yourself, and see the atmosphere. Even for the atheist, it's quite moving. It has an accessible doctrine of salvation, and as well, it attends to one of the deepest human needs: the need for self-worth, self-forgiveness, a clear conscience, and communication of one's innermost shameful thoughts and feeling through the practice of confession. It also, through communion, cultivates an atmosphere of egalitarian community.
Scientology: It's a fucking fantastic business model. You hook people with a taste of "enlightenment", and get them to pay increasing amounts for the more "secret" chunks of enlightenment. It attends to the religious needs of what has become a corporate-based consumer society. Scientology may be the new kid on the block. Perhaps in the modern world, enlightenment has become just another commodity, a consumer good... Scientology sells it. It's that simple.
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errrr.....
hello people
only religion you need
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
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The Blue Meanie,
I didnt know you were atheist!!!!!
We are always fighting about this and that, but we must unite!!!!!!!!
I get EXACTLY what you mean about religion and how it is good for the human psyce. Mabye that is why so many people follow it blindly.
Although i would say religion as a whole has screwed up our planet more than anything else (global warming? :bigteeth: ), it has done SOME good. Like.....well........art?