Originally Posted by
Chaos
Okay! This is going to be fun. :content:
First of all, since I am the creater and I know everything, I know who will betray me when they are created, so I don't create Satan. I create Eve first, mostly because I'm a woman and I'm creating her in my image, though, I suppose I don't have to do that do I? I could make her look like a gold fish... Awesome. But, I'll be nice and make her look normal, then make Adam. Now, when I write my holy text, I will empasize the point that men and women are equal to get rid of all of that gender biasm garbage that has existed since the beginning of time. Also, though I have the ability to screw them over by giving them an apple tree that will condemn their species to hell, instead I think I will just give them normal fruit trees and let them live in their paradise. Now, the pain of child birth supposedly came into existance b/c Eve ate the apple, but I was nice enough to not want to torment them so child birth will be painless. By the way, what did dogs ever do to have to endure the very same pain? Or any other animals for that matter? That really annoys me. Its not like they ate the apple. Anyway, since I have infinite power, I also have the ability to bless my subjects w/ knowledge, but they would still be sinless. So, basically my society would be modernized like the world is now, but w/ absolutely no crime, b/c people would be peaceful. But, for the record, people still have to die in order to make room for new people, so that will always be a painless process b/c I am a merciful person when it comes to that kind of stuff. And like Imran, I would make everyone into vegitarians. Also, if I were god, there would not only be life on this planet, there would be life on billions of planets, and there would be some really cool reptilian aliens on planets trillions of lightyears away (yeah, I know I'm strange). Everyone, reptilian aliens included, would be allowed into heaven, b/c they would all be perfect and sinless. Yeah, I think that's basically it.[/b]