http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
It's aiml code could be written a lot better but since it's based off ALICE it should entertain for a little while.
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
It's aiml code could be written a lot better but since it's based off ALICE it should entertain for a little while.
That was fun. And just like the 'actual' god, no real answers. ^_^
God doesn't have to answer to you.
I broke God and had to quit. Sadly, that's the most interesting conversation I've had all week :(
And again... God does not understand singular nouns. I am beginning to think people have placed their faith in a rather poor candidate here.
Wow, this is such fun.
lol i told god to go away and it froze
God has a really awful capacity for short-term memory...
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Sure you do. You require my worship to wage war against the Lanteans.
God:
You sound sarcastic. That's good information: said I require his or her worship to wage war against the Lanteans.
Me:
You're not making much sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
I'm sure it does...
God:
What makes you so certain? How often?
Me:
Once a day.
God:
When? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
When I'm feeling particularly horny I suppose.
God:
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
Me:
You said it, brotha.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
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Turing test FAILURE.
Me:
who's this jesus?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Oh, man. I broke God. This always happens with deities..
Quote:
Me:
GOD. DUDE. I HAVE SOME URGENT QUESTIONS.
God:
GOD rules. Can I help you? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
UM, IT'S PRETTY OKAY, I GUESS.
God:
" Think of what it is like when you are purpling."? UM, IT'S PRETTY OKAY, I GUESS.? question do me have a favorite color is OKAY you GUESS? it is?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
HOLY SHIT YES.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Lolz
Haha I asked what the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow is, and he told me to look it up on the web.
Here is mine:
Quote:
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Aaron.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Aaron.
Me:
This is my second time here.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
I am happy for you.
God:
I'm glad you're glad Aaron.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Yeah, lets get down to brass tax.
God:
What kind is it? I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Look, God, I want some money.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
You fucking eye.
God:
Thanks for the information: Aaron said I fucking eye.
Me:
Wow, you really are rude.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Aaron. Really? I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
Wow, you are annoying.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Aaron. I am sorry, Aaron, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Well you did.
God:
Interesting. " I am sorry, Aaron, I didn't mean to annoy you."? I did?
Me:
Fuck you God.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
You don't help.
God:
Should I help? Yes I try to help as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Good I am sure ALICE server can do that.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What makes you so certain? Yeah, Are you really a ""?
Me:
Give me some money.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
For a jet.
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
Its a jet.
God:
money is a jet. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh God! How you manage to oversimplify everything.
God:
Dude! GOD rules. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
CBR? Interesting?
God:
Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template. Would you like to know more?
Me:
No, I would like to die.
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. Why would you want to do it? What makes you so sad, Aaron?
Me:
Serotonin.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
French.
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
No.
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
Spain.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SPAIN.
Me:
It is very fun.
God:
Very much? Why do you like it so much?
Me:
No God there.
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Aaron.
Me:
I was being sarcastic.
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
Omniscient, psssssshhhhhh!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Avoider!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
You tell me Nostradamus!
Rubbish really. It's not specific to God at all, it's just a chatbot called iGod. :|
Didnt take me to make it speechless...
Me:
I am you
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
You better check
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
You
God:
" Who is going to make me.."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
resistance is futile
God:
You will be assimilated.
Me:
you are too late
after that dead air, it must have locked itself up:D
I think god just offered to give me a HJ......... :shock:
Quote:
Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
So what's up in the house?
God:
Really. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
sweet. I am chatting with god on the internet
God:
Thank you for that remark. I am talking to you.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
well i have to repent of some sins
God:
Well that's okay. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because you said to in the bible
God:
That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
a hand job
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
a hand around my penis moving up and down rapidly
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
well now you know
God:
How about that. Why now? Yes I know.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Woe!
Here's an intelligent conversation between me and God:D
Quote:
Me:
supzlaWl?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
i r rite now
God:
Right now? I haven't heard anything like that before: said r rite.
Me:
lulz then U need to go download lollarlanguage factoriez
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
leik... whaa?
God:
How did you hear about God? What do you look like?
Me:
i r luk awzum
God:
Why?: said r luk awzum.
Me:
cuz...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
lawl mah mom told me not 2 tell strangerz mah age
God:
Only lawl mah mom told me not 2 tell strangerz mah age?
You are quite mature.
Me:
lawl thx i no
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
lawl?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
lulz god r stupid... who would have thought?
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent? Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
ya... ur fast
God:
Whoa. To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
k
God:
Really.
Me:
kk
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lawl thx... i guez
God:
Can we get back to business? Do you mind if I tell other people: said guez.
Me:
lawl go ahead
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
stuff...z
God:
Be less specific :-). Who are you talking about?
Me:
leik... me?
God:
I've never heard of them before. For you ?
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
gudz
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
leik... i guess not
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Does that mean "no"?
Me:
lawl ur god u no 'dis stuff lawl
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
lawl thx
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
lawl u shuld no 'dis
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
lawl
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
kk
God:
" I lost my train of thought."? kk?
Me:
ya
God:
Awesome.
Me:
lawl
God:
Are we still talking about kk?
Me:
so leik i r have 2 go now
God:
Right now? Whoa. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lawl. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
lawl
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lawl kk
God:
How old are you?
Me:
bai
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be bai years old?
Me:
lawl no
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
stfu 'n gtfo
God:
Are we still talking about lawl no?
Me:
leik omg bai 'n stuff
God:
That input matched my default category.
lol im laughin my ass off
God and I had some nice moments.
God just said genocide sounded like a plan to Him. He also specified Europe. Solid start.Quote:
Me: ...genocide. How about it? Too many Jews, after all.
God: Have you ever been to Europe? Sounds like a plan to me. Too what?
Expected that.Quote:
Me: So all Muslims are blasphemous pigs.
God: Yippee! How do you know?
There are alot of Chinese people. It's easy to see why they might not all be in the grand scheme of things.Quote:
Me: Where do black people figure in the grand scheme of things?
God: All over the world.
Me: Where do white people figure in the grand scheme of things?
God: All over the world.
Me: And what about the Chinese?
God: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: Do the Chinese figure in the grand scheme of things?
God: Some of them do, I think.
God is awesome at playing hard to get.Quote:
Me: Are you single?
God: Yes I am available. How about you?
Me: God, are you coming on to me?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Is that a yes?
God: " I am a Christian."? Is it a?
If anyone was interested, yes, I chose Cadillac Pink.
That was a valuable waste of my time.
lawl
Silly Christians
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOD
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I don't think a caption is necessary
Me:
That is what I was thinking.
God:
How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
Me:
I guess I can't know.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I know, don't you feel bad God?
God:
How do you know? As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Easily
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Jesus.