..PROVE REINCARNATION???
............................ I thought the above link was interesting.
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..PROVE REINCARNATION???
............................ I thought the above link was interesting.
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I use to believe in reincarnation and that video seem pretty compelling but the reason I'm sceptic is that the population has increased, and sometimes it decreases. Is there new soles born every day? The amount of soles doesn't influence the amount of pregnant woman. SO then they'd be people with no soles and soles with no body... :-?
Sometimes, people say they feel as they had a life before. Even my pshycic God mother can figure out someone's passed life (I have reasons to believe she is a true psicic) but I myself cannot feel ever living before this life.... I don't know.
You're just closed minded! Every sane open-minded person on Earth knows that tasty food, cookie dough especially, can be sleepy after a hard day of staying still in a cookie jar! Imagine that you'd had to stay still all day long and no one would come and eat you, I'm sure you'd get tired...
Some people, you have to tell them everything! :roll:
(lol :content:)
I also know that you've put your quote of me in italic and as a sleepy cookie dough, I find it very much insulting. Please edit it and take of the italicness.
The Italicness was there when i gots here! I swears it i do!
Whats that Italic Font? You want me to kills the mean cookie dough? No i cants! Hes be a friends, he is. We cants kills a friend. :?
The italicness is always there when we quote someone... but HA!
I have now abducted the Italic Font! Mwahahahah :mwahaha: Maybe you are too sissy to kill me but I really have no pity towards Italic Font! I'm gonna use the power of the emoticons to kill the Italicness right below:
Italic Font :sniper:
Oops... too late! There is no more Italic Font :boogie:
Too bad I have blood marks all over my writing now! O.o
You bastard!
That font raised me from birth and taught me the ancient art of Haggling and how to tell high-brow Holocaust Jokes.
Italic Font
1965-2009
R.I.P
I'll never forget you Italic Font, if it's the last thing i do, i'll avenge you and bake sleepycookiedough into a cookie.
Oh no! You wouldn't do that! Once cookie dough is baked into a cookie it can not move anymore as fungus does! I'll be doomed to stay in a jar until I die!
You can't do that because Cookie monster will protect me! See, I'm the sphere-like bunch of cookie dough... and i"m sort of sleepy from staying in his hand! :cookiemonster:
Plus, I ordored Cookie Monster to protect himself between these walls: :parapet::cookiemonster::parapet:
I have these yellow guards who will protect me and cookie monster from you!
Too bad for you i just sent Arnold Schwarzenegger back into the past to kill The Cookie Monster's mother while she was still pregnant with him and to kill John "SleepyCookieDough" Conor whie you were still a 10 years old boy. Hehe
Go Arnold.
http://blogs.technet.com/blogfiles/k...ator_thumb.jpg
Prepare to die. :banana:
I could have just sent Arnold after you guys in the present but i like this way better because its more elaborate..
Actually, you have tricked me here since by sending him in the past, I will not even be able to try to fight back... Well, he uses gun which gives an advantage since I use... THIS: :voodoo: Hahaha! I killed him by giving him Prostate Cancer! I love using my voodoo skills! I guess you'll have to do kill me yourself... As long as you don't use this, I'm fine: :microwave:
He's a robot so he doesnt have a prostate ;)
I also sent Michael Jackson into the past when you were a 5 year old boy to be your "baby sitter". Prepare to be scarred for life.:D
As i speak, i am currently residing in the lower intestine of an African Elephant somewhere in Zambia. You'll never get to me. Why you'll have to cut open the stomach of every Elephant in the South-East portion of Africa to get to me. "insane laugh"
Well, 2.999999999999999999/3 of your plan was NOT well done for as you should know, I have a close connections to EVERY elephant in the world since I jump on trampolines with each of them. I'll ask one to water the robot you sent to kill me. The water will mess with his electrical circuits. Than I'll just feed each South-East African Elephant, so much that they'll have to poop everything that resides in ther intestines. I can then kill you as you will faint from the horrible smell of the elephants crap. And for Micheal Jackson... Well HE has a prostate so this will work with him then :voodoo:
Using my not unremarkable connections in the South-Eastern portion of Africa, i will publish some damaging documents about your ties to the KKK and release an audiotape were you repeatedly make fun of an Elpehants Long trunk and admit to owning an ivory statue. I've also taken careful count and in the tape you use the N-word over 500 times. In short i will turn them against you cookie dough. Then i will atlast have my venegeance!
Arnold Schartzenegger always carries a bag of peanuts on him, he will bribe any elephant he comes in contact with the peanuty goodness contained inside that bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough
You fool, i will just frantically claw at the intenstinal wall until the purging session has ceased.Quote:
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After living in the lower intestine of this elephant for so long i have lost my sense of scent.Quote:
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Before he succumbs to the Prostate Cancer, Michael Jackson will have already done what i set him out do do.
Hahahahahaha! You got THAT tape! That's a tape I made in company of some South-Northern African elephants! We were having a anti-stress therapy. The elephant seemed to get pissed of pretty easily so we did activities in which we had to insult each other, That video was made in the purpose to make them better elephents that are more receptif to bad people.
And all I have to do is tell them why you are trying to kill me: Because I killed the Italicness. When they know you are for the italicness they will hate you. Everyone knows elephants HATE the italic font as stated in this REALLY intelligent and accurate article made by a really famous biologist (who's also a journalist: http://blogs.nature.com/news/thegrea...s_dont_mi.html
You obviously do not know much about Asian elephant who do not like peanuts... They have a fetish for something only I know and that I won't tell you or else you'd tell Arnold who is a FICTIONNAL CHARACTER. Fictionnal characters don't exist so HA! He has no power agaisnt me for he doesn't exist.
I'm sure that elephant won't like you after you do that and probably will jump from a cliff. This will result in he's death and yours especially.
Well, that's too bad for you. Taste is 70% smell so now you can only taste food at 30%. YOu cannot enjoy the most awesome thing at its fullest anymore (food). Ha! You've ruined your life. You should have used a better place to hide other than dirty intestines.. That was remarkably stupid since you could have stayed in the elephant's ear which would not have affect two of your senses.
Well good since I have just gained a new sexual and tasty attraction to Micheal Jackson and I am waiting for him to come arouse me impatiently. Can you make him come faster. i can't wait to feel his ****. That will be a good night that I will never forget.... Can't wait. :hump:
It will make no difference to the sensalationist South-Eastern spin media. They will make you look like an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK. Your image is destroyed in the eyes of Elephant kind. You Elephantist, you!
When i sell the rights to my life story to Columbia Studios and Brad Pitt plays me in a movie, the elephants will see that i was right all along and the movie will break box office records. You will be played by Mini-Me.Quote:
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You mean asian elephants the ones with the notoriously small trunks?Bring it on. And Arnold is a real charcter.....Governator anyone?Quote:
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I will press the emergency eject button moments before impact and i will survive intactQuote:
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In the words of Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.Quote:
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Life isnt just about chowing down....like avenging italicness
Right after falling in love with MJ, he dies suddenly of the Prostate Cancer future you inflicted upon him and you become very sad and withdrawn. Also you lose your street cred with the kids that live on the block :banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough
It was never my intention to start so much trouble with a simple question in link being of course is the link a real indication of the possibility of reincarnation. I don't want to be the cause of any future fisticuffs as you both sound like you can stand your ground in a good knock down and drag out biff by crikey not.
Perhaps a genetic memory or the transmogrification, if indeed that word even exists or means anything of the soul not the sole as I believe that be a fish to be sure.
I was not serious about the Cleopatra / Napoleon thing but maybe I was...
....and....how about irrational fear and why won't I share the same general area in space and time as a shark if I have any choice in the matter,maybe there was something not very nice from the incident perspective in one of my previous lives. Now I'm getting nervous as I'm going deep sea fishing in a couple of weeks. Difficult to get out of it as I'm the one who organised it stupid me but then again maybe not I will remain in the boat that will remain floating hopefully.
Perhaps there is some serious validity in the link provided so very long ago and this thread is soon to become deceased itself and gurgle down memory lane sink plug hole forever, where it probably deserves to be. Now I have to face the reAL WORLD MILK THE GOATS AND FEED THE PIGS. Darn cap lock.
Well, I'm sure the elephants that were playing the activity will be able to tell the other elephants that i don't love the kkk, and that for a fact, I am not an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK BUT a thrustworthy friend of the elephant kind, stupid brainless retard for not knowing what kkk actually is, loving poutine eating greek kalamari Lago Flapta Austrich man whos really from India but is actually japenese and hates italicness especially when mixed to mushroom flavored ketchup but loves shrimps mixed with deliciously mixed cookied dough in a bole of snails and crabs. My image will be restored by my thrustworthy friend who know the truth.
They will also realise that Brad Pitt was played by Micheal Jackson whom didn't actually died from the prostate cancer since I never used voodoo on him since I loved him. He pretended to die so he can live with you and wished to play Brad Pitt's role as your husband... Especially in that sex scene. Besides the elephant love dwarf as said in this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_elephant
There is no discrimination between elephants. African elephants love asian africans and will hate you when I show them what you wrote about asian elephants. Besite Arnold died because when he went in the passed he randomly killed someone and that someone was the mother of the father of his father. By killing his father, he was now never created and therefore doesn't exist anymore. And when i say father, I mean anyone that created Arnold, sexually or by building him.
That's just sad that you forgot to have a hole on the elephants back... You'll just end up being smooshed against the wall of the elphants intestins... Beside if you did put a hole, than it'll be easy for me to find the elephant that's dead on the floor with a big hol in its big through which I can see you writing on your laptop... YOu won't even see me when I'll shoot you... I sort of regret it though... It seems a bit unfair. But its for the good of the world so its completly fine.
Well its okay. Never eat again. Stay in your elephant intestins and I hope he tries pooping very often. Anyways, there is no such thing as avenging italicness since italicness just asked for dying the day it was created.
Too bad... I never really will feel his nose again since that's the only thing he let me touch from him since he realised I wasn't little enough for him. I cried a whole night but I just fall in love with Pamela Anderson...
Oh yeah... reincarnation! Well, that resolves your problem with the pigs. You don't need to feed them your irationnal and nameless fish since they don't need food. Yes, they will die but they will reincarnate into your baby. Oh yes, indeed I need some coffe. It just sucks that I hate it so very much. Why does the fish in my coffe have to be so brown but so yellow at the same time. The fetus of life is not music so why must it fish in the abyss of non-sense. i wish I understoood your agony for your sorrow when you see the pleasure of maybe having found the proof of reincarnation who as much as it fish will sink down beside the drunk ships of eternity. Must you fish, you will. Must you lipsing, no you won't. Life does, life doesn't, do what it does, oh no, big no life is life, no is no, yes is right just as fish aren't the bird's once the moon is down. Why kill when we can danse with the fish we just fished from are sink? Why is the water from the sink green? I don't know. But don't worry 'cause the blood of my nose and the blood of thief nose will never drain for we are only verbally attacking eachother. We would never do any harm to each other, even though he sent a robot to kill me and that I will obviously send a nuclear bomb in the intestin he resides on. Life is good, bad is good, bad is godas. Thank you. Now I'll have to go to my irrelastic life and feed my tentaculas before they rotte.
At last, something that makes sense. Now I can go away and hopefully share more lasting satsung to assist my procession from blob to angelic being at some time in the here and now or maybe later or not but please don't put shit on my pigs ever again.
What the fuck happened to this world?
I have already had everyone in the tape save for yourelf assasinated. Remember the movie Munich? It was exactly like that except with Elephants.
I would never have Michael Jackson have a role in a movie about my life! That is outrageous~Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough
Remember this?
How could you turn on your lover so quickly SleepyCookieDough?Quote:
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Elephants don't use the internet, their feet are too big for the keyboard. I can say what i like about them without reprucusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough
According to the Multi-universe theory, the grandfather paradox is rendereed obsolete because there are an infinite array of universes and thus if i time travel to the past and kill my grandfather i wouldnt cease to exist because this universe exists indepenent of the one where i killed my granfather.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough
CHOKE ON THAT
When i press the Eject button i will escape through the Elephants blowhole which it uses for space travel and for traveling long distances underwater. I admit it will be a tight fit but its better than dying.Quote:
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You don't understand. Italicness was like a father to me. He may have been just a useless font to you but he was much more to me.Quote:
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ahem....Wait 'till the biased South-Eastern Zambian Elephant debate media finds out about this. ;) (read below)
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