Thread: Child's nightmares and memories..

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Hahahahahaha! You got THAT tape! That's a tape I made in company of some South-Northern African elephants! We were having a anti-stress therapy. The elephant seemed to get pissed of pretty easily so we did activities in which we had to insult each other, That video was made in the purpose to make them better elephents that are more receptif to bad people.

It will make no difference to the sensalationist South-Eastern spin media. They will make you look like an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK. Your image is destroyed in the eyes of Elephant kind. You Elephantist, you!

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

And all I have to do is tell them why you are trying to kill me: Because I killed the Italicness. When they know you are for the italicness they will hate you. Everyone knows elephants HATE the italic font as stated in this REALLY intelligent and accurate article made by a really famous biologist (who's also a journalist: http://blogs.nature.com/news/thegrea...s_dont_mi.html

When i sell the rights to my life story to Columbia Studios and Brad Pitt plays me in a movie, the elephants will see that i was right all along and the movie will break box office records. You will be played by Mini-Me.

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

You obviously do not know much about Asian elephant who do not like peanuts... They have a fetish for something only I know and that I won't tell you or else you'd tell Arnold who is a FICTIONNAL CHARACTER. Fictionnal characters don't exist so HA! He has no power agaisnt me for he doesn't exist.

You mean asian elephants the ones with the notoriously small trunks?Bring it on. And Arnold is a real charcter.....Governator anyone?

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

I'm sure that elephant won't like you after you do that and probably will jump from a cliff. This will result in he's death and yours especially.

I will press the emergency eject button moments before impact and i will survive intact

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well, that's too bad for you. Taste is 70% smell so now you can only taste food at 30%. YOu cannot enjoy the most awesome thing at its fullest anymore (food). Ha! You've ruined your life. You should have used a better place to hide other than dirty intestines.. That was remarkably stupid since you could have stayed in the elephant's ear which would not have affect two of your senses.

In the words of Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Life isnt just about chowing down....like avenging italicness

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well good since I have just gained a new sexual and tasty attraction to Micheal Jackson and I am waiting for him to come arouse me impatiently. Can you make him come faster. i can't wait to feel his ****. That will be a good night that I will never forget.... Can't wait.

Right after falling in love with MJ, he dies suddenly of the Prostate Cancer future you inflicted upon him and you become very sad and withdrawn. Also you lose your street cred with the kids that live on the block

It was never my intention to start so much trouble with a simple question in link being of course is the link a real indication of the possibility of reincarnation. I don't want to be the cause of any future fisticuffs as you both sound like you can stand your ground in a good knock down and drag out biff by crikey not.

Perhaps a genetic memory or the transmogrification, if indeed that word even exists or means anything of the soul not the sole as I believe that be a fish to be sure.

I was not serious about the Cleopatra / Napoleon thing but maybe I was...

....and....how about irrational fear and why won't I share the same general area in space and time as a shark if I have any choice in the matter,maybe there was something not very nice from the incident perspective in one of my previous lives. Now I'm getting nervous as I'm going deep sea fishing in a couple of weeks. Difficult to get out of it as I'm the one who organised it stupid me but then again maybe not I will remain in the boat that will remain floating hopefully.

Perhaps there is some serious validity in the link provided so very long ago and this thread is soon to become deceased itself and gurgle down memory lane sink plug hole forever, where it probably deserves to be. Now I have to face the reAL WORLD MILK THE GOATS AND FEED THE PIGS. Darn cap lock.

Originally Posted by The Biscuit King

It was never my intention to start so much trouble with a simple question in link being of course is the link a real indication of the possibility of reincarnation. I don't want to be the cause of any future fisticuffs as you both sound like you can stand your ground in a good knock down and drag out biff by crikey not.

Perhaps a genetic memory or the transmogrification, if indeed that word even exists or means anything of the soul not the sole as I believe that be a fish to be sure.

I was not serious about the Cleopatra / Napoleon thing but maybe I was...

....and....how about irrational fear and why won't I share the same general area in space and time as a shark if I have any choice in the matter,maybe there was something not very nice from the incident perspective in one of my previous lives. Now I'm getting nervous as I'm going deep sea fishing in a couple of weeks. Difficult to get out of it as I'm the one who organised it stupid me but then again maybe not I will remain in the boat that will remain floating hopefully.

Perhaps there is some serious validity in the link provided so very long ago and this thread is soon to become deceased itself and gurgle down memory lane sink plug hole forever, where it probably deserves to be. Now I have to face the reAL WORLD MILK THE GOATS AND FEED THE PIGS. Darn cap lock.

Oh yeah... reincarnation! Well, that resolves your problem with the pigs. You don't need to feed them your irationnal and nameless fish since they don't need food. Yes, they will die but they will reincarnate into your baby. Oh yes, indeed I need some coffe. It just sucks that I hate it so very much. Why does the fish in my coffe have to be so brown but so yellow at the same time. The fetus of life is not music so why must it fish in the abyss of non-sense. i wish I understoood your agony for your sorrow when you see the pleasure of maybe having found the proof of reincarnation who as much as it fish will sink down beside the drunk ships of eternity. Must you fish, you will. Must you lipsing, no you won't. Life does, life doesn't, do what it does, oh no, big no life is life, no is no, yes is right just as fish aren't the bird's once the moon is down. Why kill when we can danse with the fish we just fished from are sink? Why is the water from the sink green? I don't know. But don't worry 'cause the blood of my nose and the blood of thief nose will never drain for we are only verbally attacking eachother. We would never do any harm to each other, even though he sent a robot to kill me and that I will obviously send a nuclear bomb in the intestin he resides on. Life is good, bad is good, bad is godas. Thank you. Now I'll have to go to my irrelastic life and feed my tentaculas before they rotte.

At last, something that makes sense. Now I can go away and hopefully share more lasting satsung to assist my procession from blob to angelic being at some time in the here and now or maybe later or not but please don't put shit on my pigs ever again.

What the fuck happened to this world?

Originally Posted by ExoByte

What the fuck happened to this world?

I ask myself the same question everyday, Exobyte.

What, the, Fuck?
Oh, SCD, soles are on your shoes, it would be souls.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

What the fuck happened to this world?

I could start off by discussing the creation of money and go from there if you like. Maybe it's time for a major mass extermination event. Has to be getting closer by the day.

Please repeat after me:

"I am a spiritual being having a physical experience, I do not have a soul, the soul has me."

Now repeat that a few hundred thousand times to get it all into perspective.



....and if that doesn't work there's always alcohol, drugs, depression or acceptance.

Originally Posted by Thief

It will make no difference to the sensalationist South-Eastern spin media. They will make you look like an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK. Your image is destroyed in the eyes of Elephant kind. You Elephantist, you!

Well, I'm sure the elephants that were playing the activity will be able to tell the other elephants that i don't love the kkk, and that for a fact, I am not an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK BUT a thrustworthy friend of the elephant kind, stupid brainless retard for not knowing what kkk actually is, loving poutine eating greek kalamari Lago Flapta Austrich man whos really from India but is actually japenese and hates italicness especially when mixed to mushroom flavored ketchup but loves shrimps mixed with deliciously mixed cookied dough in a bole of snails and crabs. My image will be restored by my thrustworthy friend who know the truth.

Originally Posted by Thief

When i sell the rights to my life story to Columbia Studios and Brad Pitt plays me in a movie, the elephants will see that i was right all along and the movie will break box office records. You will be played by Mini-Me.

They will also realise that Brad Pitt was played by Micheal Jackson whom didn't actually died from the prostate cancer since I never used voodoo on him since I loved him. He pretended to die so he can live with you and wished to play Brad Pitt's role as your husband... Especially in that sex scene. Besides the elephant love dwarf as said in this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_elephant

Originally Posted by Thief

You mean asian elephants the ones with the notoriously small trunks?Bring it on. And Arnold is a real charcter.....Governator anyone?

There is no discrimination between elephants. African elephants love asian africans and will hate you when I show them what you wrote about asian elephants. Besite Arnold died because when he went in the passed he randomly killed someone and that someone was the mother of the father of his father. By killing his father, he was now never created and therefore doesn't exist anymore. And when i say father, I mean anyone that created Arnold, sexually or by building him.

Originally Posted by Thief

I will press the emergency eject button moments before impact and i will survive intact

That's just sad that you forgot to have a hole on the elephants back... You'll just end up being smooshed against the wall of the elphants intestins... Beside if you did put a hole, than it'll be easy for me to find the elephant that's dead on the floor with a big hol in its big through which I can see you writing on your laptop... YOu won't even see me when I'll shoot you... I sort of regret it though... It seems a bit unfair. But its for the good of the world so its completly fine.

Originally Posted by Thief

In the words of Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Life isnt just about chowing down....like avenging italicness

Well its okay. Never eat again. Stay in your elephant intestins and I hope he tries pooping very often. Anyways, there is no such thing as avenging italicness since italicness just asked for dying the day it was created.

Originally Posted by Thief

Right after falling in love with MJ, he dies suddenly of the Prostate Cancer future you inflicted upon him and you become very sad and withdrawn. Also you lose your street cred with the kids that live on the block

Too bad... I never really will feel his nose again since that's the only thing he let me touch from him since he realised I wasn't little enough for him. I cried a whole night but I just fall in love with Pamela Anderson...

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well, I'm sure the elephants that were playing the activity will be able to tell the other elephants that i don't love the kkk, and that for a fact, I am not an Elpehant hating kkk loving poutine eating french frog wolly lopp scotsman whos really from Ireland but is actually english and hates elephants but loves the KKK BUT a thrustworthy friend of the elephant kind, stupid brainless retard for not knowing what kkk actually is, loving poutine eating greek kalamari Lago Flapta Austrich man whos really from India but is actually japenese and hates italicness especially when mixed to mushroom flavored ketchup but loves shrimps mixed with deliciously mixed cookied dough in a bole of snails and crabs. My image will be restored by my thrustworthy friend who know the truth.

I have already had everyone in the tape save for yourelf assasinated. Remember the movie Munich? It was exactly like that except with Elephants.

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

They will also realise that Brad Pitt was played by Micheal Jackson whom didn't actually died from the prostate cancer since I never used voodoo on him since I loved him. He pretended to die so he can live with you and wished to play Brad Pitt's role as your husband... Especially in that sex scene. Besides the elephant love dwarf as said in this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_elephant

I would never have Michael Jackson have a role in a movie about my life! That is outrageous~

Remember this?

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well good since I have just gained a new sexual and tasty attraction to Micheal Jackson and I am waiting for him to come arouse me impatiently. Can you make him come faster. i can't wait to feel his ****. That will be a good night that I will never forget.... Can't wait.

How could you turn on your lover so quickly SleepyCookieDough?

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

There is no discrimination between elephants. African elephants love asian africans and will hate you when I show them what you wrote about asian elephants.

Elephants don't use the internet, their feet are too big for the keyboard. I can say what i like about them without reprucusion.

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Besite Arnold died because when he went in the passed he randomly killed someone and that someone was the mother of the father of his father. By killing his father, he was now never created and therefore doesn't exist anymore. And when i say father, I mean anyone that created Arnold, sexually or by building him.

According to the Multi-universe theory, the grandfather paradox is rendereed obsolete because there are an infinite array of universes and thus if i time travel to the past and kill my grandfather i wouldnt cease to exist because this universe exists indepenent of the one where i killed my granfather.

CHOKE ON THAT

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

That's just sad that you forgot to have a hole on the elephants back... You'll just end up being smooshed against the wall of the elphants intestins... Beside if you did put a hole, than it'll be easy for me to find the elephant that's dead on the floor with a big hol in its big through which I can see you writing on your laptop... YOu won't even see me when I'll shoot you... I sort of regret it though... It seems a bit unfair. But its for the good of the world so its completly fine.

When i press the Eject button i will escape through the Elephants blowhole which it uses for space travel and for traveling long distances underwater. I admit it will be a tight fit but its better than dying.

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well its okay. Never eat again. Stay in your elephant intestins and I hope he tries pooping very often. Anyways, there is no such thing as avenging italicness since italicness just asked for dying the day it was created.

You don't understand. Italicness was like a father to me. He may have been just a useless font to you but he was much more to me.

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Too bad... I never really will feel his nose again since that's the only thing he let me touch from him since he realised I wasn't little enough for him. I cried a whole night but I just fall in love with Pamela Anderson...

ahem....Wait 'till the biased South-Eastern Zambian Elephant debate media finds out about this. (read below)

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Well good since I have just gained a new sexual and tasty attraction to Micheal Jackson and I am waiting for him to come arouse me impatiently. Can you make him come faster. i can't wait to feel his ****. That will be a good night that I will never forget.... Can't wait.

Originally Posted by Thief

I have already had everyone in the tape save for yourelf assasinated. Remember the movie Munich? It was exactly like that except with Elephants.

You shouldn't have. You forgot (or probably didn't know) that elephants have spies called "mircats"! Theses Mircats follow me all day to see what I do and they also follow you or anyone that is in the terretory of the elephants. At this time, they have obviously already told the elephants who have already sent Arnold to kill you... That's sort of funny... His connections with the elephants through his peanuts just made him realise that you were nothing to him. Now he's going to obey the elephants whom you have betrayed.

Originally Posted by Thief

I would never have Michael Jackson have a role in a movie about my life! That is outrageous~

Remember this?

How could you turn on your lover so quickly SleepyCookieDough?

I never fall in love for so long. What a shame. I like friendships better.

Originally Posted by Thief

Elephants don't use the internet, their feet are too big for the keyboard. I can say what i like about them without reprucusion.

How long have you known the elephants for? Probably not long since I keep having to tell you stuff about them... Like the fact that they have giant keyboards they can walk on and also some of them have helmets which allow them to write anything in the computer through simple thougths. ANd anyways, their mircats can just go and use normal computer too. And you cannot kill the mircats since you will never find where they all reside. They are great secret agents. Maybe theres one in the lung of the elephant you reside in.... Who knows.

Originally Posted by Thief

According to the Multi-universe theory, the grandfather paradox is rendereed obsolete because there are an infinite array of universes and thus if i time travel to the past and kill my grandfather i wouldnt cease to exist because this universe exists indepenent of the one where i killed my granfather.

CHOKE ON THAT

That;s a THEORY

CHOKE ON THAT BITCH!

Originally Posted by Thief

When i press the Eject button i will escape through the Elephants blowhole which it uses for space travel and for traveling long distances underwater. I admit it will be a tight fit but its better than dying.

I'm sorry you'll have to go throught that. Indeed it'll be tight. So tight you might become a twig afterwards. YOu'll be easy to crush. :Mwahaha:

Originally Posted by Thief

You don't understand. Italicness was like a father to me. He may have been just a useless font to you but he was much more to me.

He was like a father to you? Are you about to say that italicness created you?!?!?!?!??!

Originally Posted by Thief

ahem....Wait 'till the biased South-Eastern Zambian Elephant debate media finds out about this. (read below)

They're used to my weird loves, don't worry, they'll have for two minutes as they allways do and then they'll go on with their lives.

Keep it in line please. Try using your brains to get attention instead of the smilies and we will all be more impressed.

~

Originally Posted by O'nus

Keep it in line please. Try using your brains to get attention instead of the smilies and we will all be more impressed.

~

Why do you delete it. Everything was fine. Me and The Buiscuit King are buddies

Originally Posted by SleepyCookieDough

Why do you delete it. Everything was fine. Me and The Buiscuit King are buddies

O'nus, I didn't see the message, but I do know that you are way too delete happy, especially for the Religion forum. Your deletions are usually unnecessary and much ruder than the messages themselves. If you want to get your jollies abusing a position of authority, sign up for the police academy.