For your own soul's sake, take off your clothes!
When God first made Adam out of dirt, Adam was naked. When God made Eve out of a bone from Adam's ribs, she was naked. Adam and Eve lived happily for a short while in the Garden, skyclad, with not a shred of clothing to speak of. But then, Satan, in the guise of a serpent, tricked Eve into biting the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. Then she had Adam try a bite. It was not until wicked Satan had them eat from the tree that they realized that they were nude. Clothing is a direct result of Satan's trickery. Had it not been for Satan, clothing would not exist, clothing is evil! It isn't clearly stated in the bible, but you must read between the lines, not all messages are completely obvious. To wear clothes is sinful! If you want to make it to heaven and live everlasting life with our lord God and his son Jesus, you will cast off your clothes, and never wear clothes again!