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Tsubasa: *looks around* I don't feel right sitting here -- and I'm so very tired, a nap would be wonderful now.
*goes upstairs and enters a small, empty room, lays down* This bed is so fluffy! It's so comfy and cozy! Mmm...
*kicks off sandals, and gets under covers, wiggles toes* These sheets feel so nice and clean...
*mumbles as he drifts off to sleep*
*Leo feels tired too, he walks upstairs and accidentaley walks into Tsubasa's room and wakes him up*........
Blorgulox: Hmm... It seems that everyone is going upstairs...
*Blorgulox goes upstairs, suspecting everyone was having an orgy and then he walks into a small room in which Stalker is on the floor and Leo is in the process of awakening Tsubasa*
Hmmmm.... did't i burn this place, ah no matter.
AS the owner of this extablishment, FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsubasa: Whaa -- who's there? Oh, it's just you, Mister Leo...
*sees Blorgulox, shrinks down a little in fear* Oh, h-h-hello there, Mister Blorgulox...
Dark Tsubasa: *walks in behind Blorgulox* Hey, it's the featherhead! *grins* Let's all teach my wimpy counterpart the meaning of orgy! I call his ass first!
Leo: O_o Oh God not again! *exits*
EDIT: On second thought, i might join in :D
*Blorgulox sees Dark Tsubasa coming towards his anus*
Blorgulox: Hey hey hey! One at a time fellas...
Dark Tsubasa: Don't mind if I go first!
Blorgulox: I was just joking, weren't you?
*Dark tsubasa blinks constantly at Blorgulox for a while*
Dark Tsubasa: Uh... maybe
*Blorgulox steps back slowly and runs right out the door*
Leo: Finally now Blugorox has gone we can party!!
*dances*
*Blorgulox hears that and slowly coems back in, he then sneaks up on Leo and kicks him in the ass just to piss him off*
Blorgulox: You shouldn't mess with me! ruh roh... I shouldn't've done that...
*Blorgulox uses his mind powers to move time back and then he sneaks up on Leo and makes him shove his head into his ass and then shit his pants*
Blorgulox: Bon appetit!
Dark Tsubasa: Haha -- serves the little pisser right! Hey, Blorgy, can we get to the orgasming now? I haven't had sex in over ten minutes! *in playful tone* Open wide!
Blorgulox: Dewd... quit the gay stuff, I don't swing that'a'way!
Dark Tsubasa: Well... what if I get a vasectomy?
Blorgulox: ... No... but I'll perform a free vasectamy for you if you want, just that I dunno where the tube is and I'm all outta horse tranquilizers.
Dark Tsubasa: ... I'm a massochist
Blorgulox: No problem then
*Several pain filled hours later*
Blorgulox: Found it! This pizza slicer is pretty good for cutting...
Dark Tsubasa: ...... gahvsvd....
Blorgulox: Alright, lemme just cut the tube
*Blorgulox cuts the tube and then blood start wooshing out of his crotch*
Dark Tsubasa: GAAAAACCKK!!!?!???!!!!!!
Blorgulox: woops.... I forgot the tube was inside your body, not outside...
*BLood squirts all over Blorgulox*
Blorgulox: Oh well, you'll just have to do with this, I don't think you will have any problems with pregnancy now...
*Blorgulox quickly exits through a window and re-enters the bar from the main entrance while Dark Tsubasa is still there, squirting like a little prick*
Blorgulox: Excuse me, bartender, can you sharpen an axe?
Bartender: ...
Narrator: His mission accomplished, Blorgulox was satisfied. Although he completely forgot about Leo... and he's still in the room...
*Leo draws his sword*
Leo: I have shit on my head! That's it he's gonna die!
*Leo runs towards Blorgulox and drives his sword through his neck, slicing it apart*
Leo: Hehehe :D
Dark Tsubasa: DAMNIT! Oh wait, I'm a demon, I can heal myself *heals up wound* There. Hmm...oh well, I guess Bugs is a no go after all. *looks at Tsubasa* Hey, I've still got the featherhead! C'mere, featherhead! *walks toward the bed*
*Blorgulox starts bleeding all over the place*
Blorgulox: Ow... that hurt, you are so mean Leo!
*Smears the blood all over Leo*
Blorgulox: Anyone got a tissue?
Blorgulox's neck: Spluuurrrttttt squirt
Dark Tsubasa: Narly!
*Starts to walk around uncontrollably and then falls down the stairs*
Blorgulox: ow! d'oh d'oh d'oh....
Dark Tsubasa: Don't forget your heavy stick!
*Dark Tsubasa throws the heavy stick down and it enters Blorgulox's chest*
Blorgulox: God dammit!!!
Dark Tsubasa: Sorry...
*Gets up and walks to the bar*
Blorgulox: Gimme a whiskey sour
Bartender: Coming up... you need some help with your bleeding?
Blorgulox: Nah, I'm ok
*Trips and falls on his chest where his stick was sticking out, it goes through his body, flies up in the air and enters his arsehole*
Blorgulox: aaaaahhh!!!! Get it out! Get it out!
Dark Tsubasa: Don't worry, I'm cuming!
Blorgulox: No! Not him!
*Dark Tsubasa goes downstairs and tries to take out the stick, after several tries, he gets tired and leans on the stick*
Blorgulox: God dammit!
*Takes Leo's sword out of his throat and uses his mind powers to teleport it into Leo's rectum*
Blorgulox: Have fun...
Narrator: I think I shit my pants!
O_o owch! *taks out his sword*
Leo: OK this needs some cleaning
*goes to bathroom and washes it*
Leo: Done! :) Now thats ot Blorgulox, you're goin' down!.... wait a minute you should be dead?
*Blorgulox dies*
Leo: :D Yay!!!!
*dances*
Leo: OK then lets have a partaaaay!!
*turns on music and starts dancing*
Tsubasa: Ohhh...*faints, falls back on the bed*
*turns off music*
Leo: Tsubasa? *walks to bed* Are you alright? What happened?
Blorgulox: Um... I'm not dead
Dark Tsubasa: I've already called the morgue, their cuming for you
Blorgulox: For me? Oh great... the girls I wanna fuck don't cum for me, but the morgue people will?... I'm not dead!
*Two guys from the morgue enter*
Guy #1: Alright sir, lie down
Guy #2: Yes, we wouldn't want you to be damaged goods, were gonna take out your organs
Guy #1: Yup...
Blorgulox: But I'm not dead!
Guy #1: now now sir... you can't talk, you are dead, we'll just pretend that that was air escaping from your body
Guy #2: Yup...
Blorgulox: But I'm not dead!!!
Guy #1: Yes you... hey waita minute... he really isn't dead!
Dark Tsubasa: I'll slip you a twenty if you just admit he's dead
Guy #1 and #2: Done
Blorgulox: No! I refuse
*The two guys take out their tasers and use them on Blorgulox*
Guy #1: Alright, put him on the table, were gonna take his pancreas
Guy #2: Yup...
Blorgulox: No! No!!!
*Takes his stick out of his body and hands their asses to them*
Guy #1: Hmm... alright, let's fight!
*Long kung fu scene here*
Guy #1: Crap... the good guy always wins...
Guy #2: Yup...
Guy #1: I mean... when will we ever win?
Guy #2: Yup........
Guy #1: I agree
Guy #2: Yup..................
Guy #1: My mom's gonna be so disappointed...
Guy #2: Yup.............................
Guy #1: And my dad will spank me...
Guy #2: Yup............................................... .................................................. ............................................
Blorgulox: *Word of God* You two, go and perform bukkake on Leo... and do that thing they did to him in Lethal Weapon 3...
Guy #1: One of those ass search things?
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Yeah... and maybe some goatse... Try to turn him into a fag too
Dark Tsubasa: Like Tsubasa?
Blorgulox: Yeah... that fag
Dark Tsubasa: Oh...
Blorgulox: You showered with him didn't you...
Dark Tsubasa: yeah... but it doesn't matter because we fucked for 4 hours straight afterwards
Blorgulox: Geez! Homo's get around!
Leo: O_O Crap.... *runs*
Leo: Hey wait a mo, i have powers :P
*shoot brainwave powers at the 2 Guys, Blorgulox and Dark Tsubasa, throwing them out of the bar and crushing them on a field, and then they bounced up into a pylon, electricuting them. Then they go flying off a cliff. They then get caught by a pack of hungry wolves and some cannibals. They are then eaten and killed. The rest of their bodies eventually rot and disintegrate in the hot sun*
Leo: Ooooo :D Yey!!!
*dances*
*Blorgulox uses his mind powers to go back in time to the part where Leo is about to use his powers and does that to him*
Dark Tsubasa:, you freakin' jerk! *gasps* Whoa! Hey, if you don't, I sure do! *Groans contentedly*
Query: How can you go back in time if you're dead?Quote:
Originally posted by Gezus
*Blorgulox uses his mind powers to go back in time to the part where Leo is about to use his powers and does that to him*
*ontopic*
Leo: O_O Oh God that ... that.. that, feels good :D
>Off-topic<
...because he's Blorgulox, and he's the closest thing to god this forum ever saw. Hehehe, how's that, Gezus?
Anyway...
<On-topic>
Dark Tsubasa: *Moans contentedly, repeatedly* Damn, you're like silk! *Moa* Wow! I should have been bugging you this whole time, instead of old Bugsy! *Moan* Damn! *whispers in Leo's ear* I'm a demon -- I can do this for the rest of eternity if ya like, heh...
Tsubasa: *Twitches and mumbles something, but doesn't wake up*
*Realises Tsubasa, uncoscious and releses himself from Dark Tsubasa's clutches and then goes to Tsubasa to see if he's alright..*
Leo: Tsubasa? Tsubasa? Are you alright??
Hello strangers! My name is Truthbea....*dies*