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Peeps bear with me. As aforementioned I have a very jam packed weekend. This is true up until Tuesday. So Chapter three will be up Tuesday at the latest. This is one day and one week after Chp 2 so it's technically only going to be one day late. :P
Everyone has sent in actions so thank yas.
Take your time. ;)
Writers stick together.
when will GA get his thick mustache online and read the PM I sent him?
I never specified the time. :D
Kromoh!!!!!!!!Quote:
when will GA get his thick mustache online and read the PM I sent him?
I absolutely love what you did with sketchup. You can post it here if you'd like. Also-- yes you may join but I won't be able to fit you in until Chapter IV. ;)
baah yeah xDD
I would add more details to the model, like mountains, forests and etc, but I don't know where to place them and wouldn't want to collide with your plans
Anyhoo, time for another profile:
Name: Lyinda
Gender: female (yep, I like female characters, they prevent my making an idealistic character)
Description: snow-white skin, dark blond hair. Was a sargeant of the military, so you know what to expect.
Personality: A merciless and strict person, and also quite self-assured in stressy situations. Therefore, would be willing to kill only if people show will to kill first.
Weapon of choice: One of those police batons with a side handle thing. Being a police agent, she can handle it well.
Talents: Is somewhat experienced with big cities and leading groups, and is trained to survive in the wild.
Hah, nice, a character from the military is new for me. Just tell me if it needs any changes, I'm willing to change it all if needed.
*cough* the third Agent *cough*
Welcome Kromoh.:)
Bout time for the third chapter, methinks?:?
Are you saying that Gestalt had Kromoh's character all along but both of them are acting like Kromoh's character is new so that no one will suspect it to be an agent which it actually is, and it's starting out later than us so that it won't have a backstory and it will be easier for it to be an agent in the context of the story?
That's crazy talk.
Zomg! Kromoh is the third agent?
Sorry. =( Again the IRL crap threw me off-- and yes I'm still working on Chp 3 (and will continue to so I can get it posted before today ends in EST).
Maybe I can make up by having Chapter 4 out much faster. :banana:
Gotta love Sindred's female intuition xD
*delays some more*
I don't have any good excuses. Only bad ones.
Like homework, college, and the R/S board... Yeah chapter tomorrow if humanly possible... You all have permission to flog me until death.
flog flog flog
Wednesday morning.....:shock:
Reminds me of that wolf&sheep game they have at LD4all. xD
Better be gettin' that chapter out real quick like.
As quick as a wolf hunts down a monkey.
As quick as a monkey-hunter hunts down a monkey.
Looks like Chapter 2 was the final chapter.
bah I had no time towork my evil Agent plansplay :'(
bah we need to ressurect Helm
So chapter now plz?:(
Get u-gee-da ...fling yourself! Fling into spa[static] -- Weeeeee...
Sweet Chap 3's up.
GA is a potato, but a pretty cool one at that.
But you guys make french fries out of him.
I'm proud of it too. Mainly I'm proud that it's done. :shock: It came at the busiest time and, to make matters worse, I've decided to quit chaw and have been on sever nicotine withdraw. lulz xD
Posted that at 6am. I didn't want to send out the PMs before catching some sleep. I've slept now so soon-ish.
Wowza. That's like poetic. :D Full of truth.
Meh. :P
Nice chapter, I liked it. Though I dislike the abudance of guns nowadays. Silly kids, guns are for gangsters.
Those aren't guns. This is a gun *takes out railgun*
Not before I discover Ap's secret he won't.
The Apian people won't like that. I'll just stick The Pheonix on you and put you out of your misery.
Unless Ap and I can work out some...agreement.
Other players be warned, negotiations are already underway.
I love the guns.
I love MY gun.
I love gardenias.
I love myself.
Listen up agents. I demand you kill your fellow players NAO!
No more running away! KILL EACH OTHER NAO!
Suggesting an Agent didn't kill as you expected? Suggesting Revol didn't kill as expected?
Intriguing.
*cough* There are no Agents, it's all a mind game *cough*
Hmm...Siиdяed certainly makes a lot of accusations for an innocent.
I'm keeping everyone thinking. Too busy thinking to see the big picture that is!
Mwahahaha!
big picture? I didn't yet see a small one :O
No fair, I want my money back - or I'm suing Gest.
I wanna kill SinI wanna summon HelmI wanna play ;)
The lazy bugs got me today Kromoh. I will write yous sooooooo~n!
You've got two posts left Gest.:shock:
Use it wisely.
Oop, Gest's 1337. Well done. :)
101 7|-|47'5 1337
Hey you have to make a thread like Seismosaur.
next chapter NAO
:mad:
ahem.
I believe a chapter is in order....
next chapter till tuesday evening, sindred told me
Sin has inside information?:shock:
You know, sin and GA have.. beyond-business affairs. No wonder there is always a new Anti-heroes chapter when GA asks for it ;P
I never told you that. :P
Carou never sent me any actions. >:{
... oh well
Would there be a chapter now if he had? :)
I don't need inside information to win. :)
Damnit.
I was talking to Kromoh on MSN and he told me he's an agent. So now I'm telling everyone.
:thumbup:
Secret alliance you guys, contact me and we'll make it happen.
NAO.
Yay, I'm now allied with Sindred *dances*
Carousoul send in your actions NAO.
Dammit new chapter NAO!
Chapter IV either Thursday or Friday. With my schedule that's just the only way it can be. Sorry folks but the usual wait will be worth it because you'll get a chunk of REAL SPACE COWBOY ACTION!
There better not be space cowboy action.
Fortunately I took space cowboy action into account when formulating my master plan. But still...
guise
im chigun
LOL
I speak bananas.
afff when will Ikill Sindredbetray Grodsummon Helmwin the game.... bah.. forget it...
Did Carousoul send in his actions?
Yes, yes.
And Monday and Tuesday NO! Today. Just really late today. Like last time I'm going to dedicate most of today to finishing this puppy.
Get to work.
Working on it biyatch! -.-
I'll give you.... 20 minutes.
.:angry:
If I give you a BFG9000 will it make up for the waiting, Mr. Grod? o-o
I'm open to bribery.:)
NOOOOOO! I failed...Couldn't finish today... *collapses over asleep*
Sorry if it was due to me, I couldn't get online til late and just got your PM. I'm working something up now.
Helm.
Naoooooooooooooooooooo
Seriously... you've had another 12 hours and more :|
YAY I'M IN!!!
Time to kill.
And I'm sorry for the death(s). JIWNEFIFJWHFBNIWBFIUDAYBHJFKSAF
My favorite Coheed and Cambria album:
Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV
Nathan Aki - Uninjured
Alex Denman - Uninjured
Jackie Cho - Uninjured
Marco Didoria - Injured
Finn McCaorty - Dead
Charlotte Briggs - Uninjured
Revol - Uninjured
Daniel Seyton - Uninjured
Lyinda - Uninjured
SORRY MoS! I couldn't stop the rocket. :(
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Very interesting chapter. I'm writing up actions nao.
Marco Didoria is in trouble if Lyinda, Revol and Daniel Seyton are all about to close in on the sound of the explosion.
Sorry 'bout that MoS.:P
Your motorcycle may prove useful.:)
Yes Marco, though you better hope no one shoots the gas tank. :P
People need to spam this thread more. I NEED TEH FUNNIES. :? Oh, and of course, send in your actions if you haven't.
Ooooh...if they do, can we has chapter nao? :)
Plan to write sooner than later. Exception being Mon and Wed as always. School and junk.
Sooo... Tuesday? Nice new ava by the way :)
What do you mean 'Tuesday'? :P
:parapet:
:biggrin:
:banana:
.....:(
Well there's homework from Monday to do on Tuesday. From the looks of it there's a lot of it.
So Bleh!!!! :P
ahA! The truth reveals!
I think he offered MoS money in exchange of killing him. Now he regrets having offered all that money!
see? I should be a psychologist! :bigteeth:
I do solicit and take bribes of course, but not this time.:)
make it twelve and we have a deal ;)
Link corrected.
www.chapternao.com
OMG I found out I can scan crap.
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...gun/A4PP10.jpg
I figure something unrelated and completely random is as good as a new Helm chaper. Oh and yes one of those frames has a strange resemblance to a page on Death note Volume 12. >_>;
I R NO TRACE THO. SRSLY Helm chapter 5 soonish.
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...n/Act4PP07.jpg
Chigun will win Helm I think.
Edit: Oh, and LOL at Daniel. :D
After relentless prodding and annoying, I (and all of my alter egos) have finally managed to get Gest to say this in chat...
Screenshot of me after accomplishing the deed.Quote:
[Daniel Danciu] 8:28 pm: So...new chapter nao?
[GestaltAlteration] 8:29 pm: !!
[GestaltAlteration] 8:29 pm: New chapter tomorrowI hopefor sure.
Guess who I am if you dare.
I LOL'ed so hard danciu xD
I bet my porn magazine you're the one in red xD
Yeah yeah yeah. =P
Working on it! Before the clock strikes infinity it will be complete.
Cool drawings Gest.
I will use this information to win this game and become god of this world.
Thanks dude. :D
Just realized Toast never sent me very detailed actions... just a question. Actually I remember him sending something but it's not in my PM box anymore. I think I remember the gist of it so I'm going for it.
Chapter tonight or so help me I will leap off of a one foot cliff.
By the way. The three day rule is now two days. Three days is too much time. :P
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Still "tonight" cuz I haven't fallen asleep. :P You know the rule.
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So... Recap.
- Charlotte and Nathan are in an underground catacomb between the easternmost and southernmost islands. They are pretty much screwed. :)
- Alex Denman, Jackie Cho, Revol and Daniel are all in the same location. If you are one of these four characters I suggest reading all four parts in the chapter in order, not just your own. You guys are screwed. :)
- Lyinda did not get her dirty paws on Marco in time due to the sheer distance between the preparation area and Finn's grave. Hence she's just sorta standing next to a corpse right now. The dead body is going to be you next, Kromoh. :)
- Marco is at the base of the volcano talking with a computer chick. I don't know why, but you're screwed too. :)
Again to reiterate: the evil voice says the three day rule has been reduced to two days since last death. If time runs out everyone with a neck collar on will die. As it stands now everyone except Revol will die at the end of Day Three (Night - Morning). I do not have time to send out PMs now. As you can see I'm posting around 7am EST, and I have to get up at noon. Additionally I will be too preoccupied tomorrow so I probably won't get around to it until tomorrow night. Be patient, though if you must send in actions NAO you can. Sorry if the chapter has a rushed feel, I did notice more dialog in there than usual. Also sorry to Kromoh and Grod who had their chapters written when I was crying for sleep. :P You're gonna get killed anyway so don't complain.
Hey!!! Dirty paws your ass!!! I might be a crude militarian but I do care about my nails! ;)
Oh, I knows. ;)
Bleh; If you read this I still haven't had the time or energy to send out PMs. So go ahead as send in actions regardless. You're all uninjured (minus Marco) and have the same items as last time anyhow. =P ('Scept Sindred... but he's not here right now.)
I have a sneaking suspicion not many people read this thread anymore, though, considering how little the responses have been recently. :(
Gest, why would I post here if nobody reads this? Obviously because I do it means people read it. I bring this thread teh funnyz, duh! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Gest
I vote on abolishing the discussion thread.. Not that people don't use it, but abolishing things is fun!
I read what's going on here. Just not so much discussion. Also, could we have a map of where we all are? Which island are they on, and how far is the big group from the volcano?
You are teh funnies. :)
No! You're mean. :embarrassed:
I conjured this up two days ago... Note:
- Not 100% accurate to the paint map on here since I couldn't reference it at the time.
- Some structures, ect may be farther or closer than represented.
- I did this in a moving vehicle. :P
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...gun/Helm_5.jpg
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PMs sent. Need actions from the following:
Sindred
Carou
Kromoh
Grod
Toast
De-Loused
Ooh. Unexplored territory. Anyone else for an expedition into the unknown?
As long as you don't kill us :P
As long as it involves killing natives! :D
Since my pleas for a big list of names have gone unheeded, I took matters into my own hands:
Nathan = Sindred
Revol = De-loused
Alex = Daniel Danciu
Charlotte = Carou
Jackie = Toast
Marco = Grod
Daniel = Cryo
Lyinda = Kromoh
And when will Gest get online and write something??
If you mean write part of Chapter VI that'd be hard. A lot of players haven't sent in squat; hence it would be very disjointed and incomplete. If De-loused sends something in (Grod + Kromoh too) than I might be able to get a small chapter going.
Your list of names is most accurate. =P
Working on it.
Given the nature of the situation I'm having to keep prompting people to revise their actions due to attacks and the like. :P This is sure to be a blood-filled experience complete with the most intense pain.
Need actions from Grod, Sindred and Carou. I'm assuming Sindred and Carou are away on a trip so unless they get back pretty soon they'll just sit this one out.
OOOOH :D
Exciting....
Hurry up!!! :P
Is it just me or am I the only female in Helm? plus I have a porn magazine in hands... all men should be running in my direction xD
OMG... lol... Jackie usually isn't a girl's name, at least to my surroundings
and... ssshh about this but... I heard charlotte is a lesbian
ahem.
A chapter should be in order.
I concur. Stop keeping us in suspense!
That's why I insist on abolishing this thread.
Like Gest ever heard any of our crying for a new chapter here xD
We must join forces in our cries.
Spam his inbox.
Go!
Fine I'll start production NAO.
YAY! Death and destruction NAO! *clears throat*
Move along, nothing to see here.
Yes, I'm talking to you.
I'm seriously sorry for the wait I always seem to put this group through. :P VI will be here tomorrow night at the latest.
Why not today? I have friends coming over and I'm sure they don't want to watch me type on a computer a lot of the time. xD I do have some done so far though. It's exciting stuff dudes.
I've read some of Helm so far, and will get around to reading the rest later, but just want to say you've done a fantastic job Gestalt. Just wish I was around at the start of it :(
Join.
Yes, I agree with Grod. Join us, PeteB. You will just be someone who woke up a little too late to discover the carnage and bloodshed of the game.
Sure, it'll make Gest work harder, but.... :D
Definitely.Cannonfodder,PeteB, you don't know what you're missing ;)
It's great fun :P
You can still join? (or at least bribe Gest with cookies? :P)
I'll send him a PM when i've finished reading. Or he'll see this first and say somthing...
Or maybe I could invade this thread and inviteeveryone to my RPG?
:D
It's time to let the cat out of the bag. :D
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...n/IMG_4028.jpg
I just woke up. Writing chapter NAO. Will have it up before I fall asleep tonight as previously mentioned.
No no, PeteB, you can't--
COOKIES?
Sure, join away. :banana:
Who doesn't love gest's sense of humour xD
I fail at life.
I'm literally on the last 10% but I need some serious sleep. Almost 7am here. :P Not to mention I don't trust myself to write coherent crap, much less edit when I'm so delusional from being awake so long.
Must wake up early and finish or die...
Oh and I'm looking forward to giving a health status update. he he he he...
Case and point. (I need more words for 'tree' lulz)Quote:
gazing out through the collection of trees, theirs branches and trees waving about
Well, finally got around to making a guy up :banana:
If you could write me into the upcoming chapter, that would be awesome.... but if not, no worries :D
Name: Peter
Gender: Male
Description: A young man of average build, not too tall, not fat, or thin. Keen eyesight and hand eye co-ordination. Hair down just past the ears, pretty shaggy in appearence. Piercing blue eyes.
Personality: Willing to kill in defence of his own life, and that of people he holds dear, but only as a last resort. Smart, but cocky in being so, believing he is always right, and doesnt like to be proven wrong. A student of biology. Can be distracted very easily.
Weapon of choice: Proficiant with nothing, but has a rough understanding of how to fight with most weapons, from watching too many movies, reading and playing video games.
Talents: Good cook and has a good head for time and places, can more or less find places if he's been there a few times. Has a head for logical puzzle.
5 Items: Small hand magnifying glass, pack of cards, spoon, thick outdoor gloves, and a bag of cookies.
Hurry up!!! GA!!!!!!! The excitement is getting too much O_o
I never thought I'd say this... But it has to be done... I can't hold it in much longer...
NEW
CHAPTER
NAO!!!!!
*takes advantage of situation*
While you wait for a Helm update (which shall take weeks), why don't you join Taiba? I promise a new chapter as soon as I've got enough chars (somewhere around 6 or 7).
http://k43.pbase.com/v3/09/305709/1/...5.IMG_9352.jpg
Nathan Aki - Uninjured
Alex Denman - Severely Injured
Jackie Cho - Uninjured
Marco Didoria - Slightly Injured
Lyinda - Uninjured
Charlotte Briggs - Uninjured
Revol - Severely Injured
Peter - Uninjured
Daniel Seyton - Severely Injured
You have permission to bitch slap me for poor writing. I pulled an all-nighter for that. :P
Carou your chapter is pitiful because Sindred sent nothing in-- hence hard to make much progress without being confronted with a choice.
Pete you're in there, but I skimped on your chapter too. It's better to be in now, though, so you can start sending actions right away. Refer to the description of the preparation area on chapter one so you can tell where you are now. Will post map later.
Daniel, De-loused, Toast and Cyro. Once again read the parts in order.
YOU ARE ALL SCREWED LOL
Hold on as I try to explain my perspective on the situation...
:O
Lulz aside, if that scar heals up nicely....no, forget it. :P
Am I in a pickle now :shock:
I refuse to die... But how the hell am I going to get out of this :?
Also: De-loused... You're an ass :P
If I ever heal up... I'm going to get you :banana:
You had better figure out how to heal that cheek, Daniel Danciu, if you don't want to die from blood loss.
Revol and Daniel Seyton are in serious trouble, and especially if Jackie Cho finds them.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Thank God for that... :boogie:Quote:
Well your lot in life is slightly better than poor Revol right now. He has more holes in him.
Man, that was a brilliant chapter XD
Now hurry up and start writing the next one, you lazy bum, you! :P
Oh, and P.S.:
You deserved it. :PQuote:
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
I feel quite happy.
:D
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...igun/Helm6.jpg
Hard to see. Get over it, 'kay?
Hey, that was awesome! I'm looking forward to seeing the next chapter :D
Pretty bloodthirsty chapter, i'm reckoning there's going to be a bit more bloodshed coming up :P
Bastard, I WUZ IN RUSSIA. :shock:
Why would he fall asleep? Why? WHHHHHY!?
Damn you. Time to think. I'll send actions when I'm done thinking.
Welcome Back!!!!1
When you're done thinking and sending actions, would you mind writing more Anti-heroes?
Right, and is it really so much to ask?
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http://therawfeed.com/pix/just_another_robot_suit.jpg
http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/ph...wheelchair.jpg
http://www.cs.mcgill.ca/prospective-...artwheeler.jpg
and of course, the beach module:
http://www.patdemar.com/chair.jpg
PS: sorry for ruining the page's width
Bleh, Anti-Heroes makes me tired. Playing other people's RPs is far more fun. :(
So... When does the next chapter arrive? :P
1. *changes his computer time to 2017* haha you're some chapters behind!
2. http://offthekuff.com/Olivia/OliviaElmoCellphone.JPG
Do it for the little child :D
3. Your address is Ardovan st., number 420, apt 45-A. CHAPTER NOW OR YOU'LL BE VISITED BY SOME ACQUAINTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAAAN I take back all my begging for a new chapter. It takes way longer than I thought. I'm writing the first Taiba chapter, and although the first should take longer than the others (many things to organise, to plan and to define) it is way longer than i thought.
That said, Gest, I'll extend your deadline. You have until tomorrow to release a new chapter xD
lulz~ =3
Might work 'scept I need actions from a few of yous. >:{ *coughcaroudanielcough*
ahhahahaha
see? My strategy worked.. Gonna start using it more.
I should have addressed this earlier. Some questions rose regarding the volcano and points. I don't see much reason to keep this secret. Everyone's points are equal. This means you!
1 point ---
- Full heal to "uninjured". Does not regenerate lost limbs or body parts.
- Any standard gun or box of ammunition. [Box of rockets, Box of shells, sniper rifle, etc. Unfortunately you can't get a gun and the ammo together.]
- A pink mountain bike
- A map of the island
- 20 "non-lethal items" of the character's choice.
2 points ---
- Full heal including the replacement of all missing "parts".
- Helm armor (like Alex Denman's)
- More advanced weapons with ammunition. (Super rail gun, solar laser, telefrag grenades, Mini-guns, etc.)
- Buy a small stone stronghold on the island at the location of your choice.
3 points ---
- Eye of Bloodlust: One eye will glow red. Depending on how many lives they have/ will claim they become more proficient with strength, stamina, speed, and health.
- Eye of Divination: One eye will glow yellow. Ability to see one to three seconds in the future. Makes foreseeing and defending against enemy attack much easier.
- Large steel stronghold at location of choice.
4 points ---
- Wings: ability to fly. Can be torn off.
- Suit: when worn player can go invisible, jump higher and run faster. Comes complete with a pulse pistol. Can break, though unlikely.
- Particle disperse gun: If fired even remotely close to an enemy, he or she will die. Has a 2/3rd day charge.
5 points ---
- Choose any two in the 4 point category.
- Diamond castle: impenetrable with external defense at location of choice. Can even levitate in the air and move where desired.
- G36C of the damned - One shot kills. Period. 200 rounds.
6 points ---
- Summon Helm: You will have Helm at your disposal. Do not let anyone get 6 points, they will win the game.
There are two different endings to this little game, gentlemen. Must it end in bloodshed? :)
I smell death.
Correct, toast.
Indeed, Kromoh.
Starting to write today. Also working on IDX's contest so it may take me some time.
Carou still hasn't sent anything in. Unless he does soon Sindred will have his way with 'em. ;)
:D
Helm is on pause for the time being, as most of you undoubtedly guessed. So for those of you waiting to die on Dacil Island, you may as well forget about it. When I decided to pick it up again I'll PM you all and have a new chapter ready.
Helm is no more.