Cannons, Tanks, Stealth bombers And a hydrogen bomb
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Cannons, Tanks, Stealth bombers And a hydrogen bomb
Tiny little rats that chew/defecate/otherwise render your equipment useless
Dale from king of the hill
Dale Winton
A grizzly bear
A bear eating lion.
Manbearpig
Spiderpig. With lasers.
sharks.With lasers
Killer whales- with reflector sheilds.
Killerbees. .... with stingy stingers?
jumping in a pool full of jello
jumping into a pool full of gold
sex
Chuck Norris fused with Clint Eastwood , WINNING
edit : Ah I didn't read the rules right, carry on!
That against the rules!!!! and how does that beat sex??
public sex
Turtles.
Fucking Turtles.
-Ever seen that? It's goddamn awesome xD-
ninja turtle orgy
Pirate ninja turtle fight
teenage mutant ninja turtles with a rat sensei fighting
Sodium Hydroxide
Vinnegar
baking soda
carbon monoxide
carbon dioxide
Fresh air
weed smoke
death
epic deaths
Living.
dreaming
the dream world where it doesn't suck
lucid dreams
haha, I was gonna post the same thing but I wanted to change the subect so I didn't.
sex
passionate sex
sex in the shower
mass genocide
Mass extinction
planet x
Planet Earth
dramtic planet earth 2
Comedic Planet Mars 3
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Big Crunch
The Big Bang
Dark Matter
Anti matter
Science
religion
maths
Epic post. xD
Paradoxes
self recursion
Rebecca Black
Ethan Newberry
chocolate chip cookies
Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.
Mint Chocolate chip ice cream with a cherry on top, whip cream, chocolate sauce, a wafer bowl, and some pound cake on the side. With a steamed Turkey fresh from my dick.
A modest mouse
A hawk with a tophat
An expert hunter.
A hyper-intelligent animal
A semi-intelligent plant
A semi- intellegent dick
a fully intelligent human
.............
a semi intellegent dick -.-
(anything fully intelligent is better than semi intelligent)
a fully intelligent vagina (this is immature xD)
A fully intellegent dick
(i know)
a robotic dog with lazer eyes
a robotic dick with lazer holes
Pure Thoughts beat most of this page
carl sagan
Identification, Seriously, Who?
Thank you Erible :P
Charlie sheen
Rehabilitation
Amy Winehouse
banging 7 gram rocks and winning while doing it
Rick James, be-atch
For real? Pale Blue Dot? He's a scientist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulnote
James Rick, My cousin
A volcano
The Ocean
A massive meteor
Impact Resistance
Sabotaged Impact Resistance
Security
Corrupt security
Clean Cop
Pretend Clean cop
Originality, you're just saying what I am with an anti-version of it
Copy-cating, i am just saying the opposite of what you just said
Inference, that's what I meant
Not knowing what you meant
Knowledge
Lies
Truth
Perspective
Out of the box thinking
Philosophy
Religion
Realistic thinking
Optimism
Pessimism
Good luck
Bad luck
Creativity, come up with an idea, and not just the opposite!!!
Lack of inspiration
Any other being on this planet
Aliens
Forewarning
precognition
Time Travel
skeptism
Stephen Hawking
Anger
Michael Jackson
Edit: Serious wtf moment, I just pressed enter to post this and erible's post was posted at the EXACT SAME TIME.
(Was therapy prior to editing)
The media
the NON media
The Public
The general public
Panic
(The Puplic and general public are the same thing....)
Fear
Spiritual Peace
Panic is cause by fear, so they're also near the same thing
Spiritual misunderstanding
Death
Necromancer
Immortality
(Nothing to revive that way.)
Being Suicidal
(You want to die but never can, you will be depressed with no reason to go on)
Having therapy. :)
Meds
Willpower
Trauma
Good fortune
(For example, winning a £200m jackpot)
AUD
(Australian Dollar)
Exchange Rates
Universal Currency
Communism
Fall of economy
Capitalism
Revoloution
Nuclear war ;)
Super Mutant Behemoths
End of the world.(duh... :P )
Time Travel
time control
Time Distortion
(From too much time travel/control)
PS. I used time travel last page
getting reallllly stoned
Actually getting stoned
(like people throwing rocks at you)
Me
I've been stoned many times, but I don't really care
A swarm of angry wasps
they don't care if your stoned, they'll still sting you
Me, I was attacked by a swarm of wasps before and sprayed them all as they stung me, they died, I lived
Thinking logically
you can't think logically with a shit tonne of wasp stings while being stoned
Still me, i've been held at gunpoint by a convicted murderer and rapist and I could still think logically
the truth
yeah, did i tell you I have cured caner?
Still me, i'm not lying dude, i'm not saying I wasn't scared, I was just still able to think straight
living in a town where you don't get held at gunpoint
World Peace
Anarchists
A strong government.
Corruption
Re-election
Riot
Justice
A killer that never get's caught.
A nonviolent person that always gets caught
Common Sense
giving up common sense
I've said this before, buuut...
Willpower
powerless
Power
power nap
How does that beat raw power? Just wondering, guess it doesn't matter anyway. :shock:
Nightmare
demon slayer
Mortality
reincarnation
Christianity
Jesus Himself
The pharisees
they killed jesus
Old Age
Life-prolonging medication
Me
Drug Resistant, I WILL DIE!!!
An angry police officer.
Dirty Cop Investigation
escaping to mexico
escaping to Romania
Rome suing them for a similar name
failed lawsuit
Million Dollar Lawyers
Billion Dollar Lawyers
An assassin.
Ninja Guards
ninja guard assasssins
Pirates
Davy Jones
Jack Sparrow
Jack Bauer
out numbered and surrounded by nazis
Nuclear fallout
Early Vault 101
debris covering entrance and running out of food eventually
Cleaners