VS Game!

All you have to do is think of something that beats the thing above you! No object modifications allowed!

Yogurt

2 yogurts!!

ice cream!

Young Child!

young elephant

Poachers! :sniper:

Stealer!

Police!

Fbi!

Apple! (reference to your sig :cheeky: )

Snow!

Snowball

A beach

Being with a hot guy on a beach :P

That guy running away from you when you approach him. :cheeky:

That guy spontaneously combusting as you chase him.:P

Water

Tank.

Game over.

f-16

its not over yet

Bad Pilot

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

f-16

its not over yet

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Derp. You obviously didn't get the reference.

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Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Derp. You obviously didn't get the reference.

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:makeitstop: You didn't post something that beat a bad pilot!

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

:makeitstop: You didn't post something that beat a bad pilot!

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That's 'cause I already posted something that beats everything. And people would have simply ignored my flippant response, but you went and disrupted thread-flow even more.

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Originally Posted by Mzzkc

That's 'cause I already posted something that beats everything. And people would have simply ignored my flippant response, but you went and disrupted thread-flow even more.

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That didn't beat everything. :|

I could have done black hole. That beats tank. Now, do something that beats bad pilot.

kamikaze pilot!

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Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Derp. You obviously didn't get the reference.

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i don't get the reference

Traitor

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

i don't get the reference

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Nobody did.

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

Traitor



Nobody did.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...b7/Halobox.jpg

or more appropriatly...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ch_box_art.png

BUT! That does not mean this is the only applicable reference.

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Originally Posted by spockman

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...b7/Halobox.jpg

or more appropriatly...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ch_box_art.png

BUT! That does not mean this is the only applicable reference.

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What is your opponent against traitor?

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

What is your opponent against traitor?

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Occasionally party members will all try and betray one another, yes, it is true. If it get's too confusing and even I as the GM cannot or don't want to keep up with all te backstabbing and whos allied with who and who has the poison rations and who should get a reflex save when Joe attacks Sal and Bob and who actually has the ammo blah blah blah it easiest to just go "Rocks fall everyone dies." That is the simplest way to kill traitors in the group.

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Originally Posted by spockman

Occasionally party members will all try and betray one another, yes, it is true. If it get's too confusing and even I as the GM cannot or don't want to keep up with all te backstabbing and whos allied with who and who has the poison rations and who should get a reflex save when Joe attacks Sal and Bob and who actually has the ammo blah blah blah it easiest to just go "Rocks fall everyone dies." That is the simplest way to kill traitors in the group.

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Dude, just one, two, or three words, not a whole fucking paragraph!!!

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

Dude, just one, two, or three words, not a whole fucking paragraph!!!

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Insolence against the GM will cost you experience points.

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Originally Posted by spockman

Insolence against the GM will cost you experience points.

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:| I'm just going to wait for the next person to list something that pertains a bit better to the attitude of the game.

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

:| I'm just going to wait for the next person to list something that pertains a bit better to the attitude of the game.

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Can't think of a response to the GM killing everyone, hmm?

Tractor!

Sledgehammer!

Jackhammer!

A lack of a power cord! (that should be easy to beat! :P)

a lack of power socket AND power cord!

Solar Power

clouds!

Wind!

Rain!

How?!

Heater

howitzer!

Please tell me just what the hell that is.

some German missle launcher thing used in ww2 ( i think)

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

some German missle launcher thing used in ww2 ( i think)

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Oh.

Cancel button.

Delete button

Doomsday button >D

the big RED button :panic:

The little plastic box covering it.

hand about to flip open the plastic box

Chuck Norris.

Game over.

Just kidding. Your turn.

Chuck Norris getting round house kicked.


I'm not sure that's possible though.

Chuck Norris in armor

Chuck Norris amor exploding into flames.

Water

An Olympic swimmer.

A speed boat

A James Bond speedboat chase

Call of Duty Black Ops

Halo Reach

real life sport

Being Beaten

Armor.

gold plated armor

Heavy artillery

heavier artillery O.o

Apache

Mark III
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...k_iii_suit.jpg

Dead battery

Working battery.

Double A batteries

Rottweiler
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5619121-64.jpg
(No, seriously. My rottie chewed batteries in half.)

Lion!

Landmine.

Ka-blew-eee!

landnuke (?)

Photon torpedo

Atom Bomb

Mechanical Failure

Epic Failure

Epic win.

This isn't the drop a word/keep a word game, you guys.

You.

EDIT: Why the hell won't my post count change with my senseless banter posts???

me

i think 608 posts is pretty good for someone who joined in August

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

i think 608 posts is pretty good for someone who joined in August

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A decent portion of them are senseless banter. About the same amount are dream-related posts

A knife.

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

A decent portion of them are senseless banter. About the same amount are dream-related posts

A knife.

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you mean to say you posted something like 1000 posts in in 5 months :holycrap:

A steak knife

A Uzi.

a g-11

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

Atom Bomb

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Actually, a photon torpedo is more powerful than an atom bomb, although the atom bomb has the advantage of existing outside of Star Trek.

A mosquito carrying malaria.

Fire.

explosion

Pyrokinesis

Actually, it just recently stopped counting my senseless banter posts.

tsunami

earthquake

Charity and relief groups.

Stock Market Crash

the depression

Better President!

George W. Bush!!!

Almost all other presidents.

prime minister

Gun

crossbow

i get the strange feeling we are going in circles.........

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

i get the strange feeling we are going in circles.........

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Only the people that like to spoil games will interrupt the circle and say something ridiculous like "Black Hole".

Panda with a torch

A pocher.

Authorities

We are going in circles... :?

corruption
here we go again.........

Kind rich people

MEAN PEOPLE!!!!! :sniper:

Vigilante

Lol, I had to use a dictionary to figure out what that meant! :lol:

SWAT Team

My avatar.

an administrator

Random guy who reports site for some reason

Alex (he can say why it shouldn't have been reported)

Oh my gosh, who is going to beat Alex?! He is just one level below Chuck Norris! :panic:

...You just gave me the answer, but I won't put it.

His Girlfriend

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Originally Posted by Soulnote

...You just gave me the answer, but I won't put it.

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Fine, new rule: You can't put Chuck Norris since he is at the highest level in this game.

Alex on April Fools Day.

The day after

Easter

Christmas!

January

February!

march?

Leprechauns

Railguns

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

Railguns

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:shock:

Um... high temperatures?

Mutant Chocolate Bar.

-_-

Me :D (I eat the chocolate bar)

:),

Cannibalistic-Adopting Giant

That's pleasant. :?

Wizard

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images...419_thumb.jpeg

World Of Warcraft Fanboy... :)

I don't play WoW. :P

Girl That Calls Him A Nerd (even though she is on Facebook 10 hours each day)

Obama turning off the net cause their is a national security threat:panic:

Technologically ignorant slouch that spend 90% of his day on the sofa. (All that exercise from button pressing on the remote, will finally come in handy)

Athlete

athlete's foot

Urine

large scientific words to describe human excrement

Toilet Paper

Loo Water.

Win,

Water Sanitation Centers

spring water

Mercury

Venus

Not that mercury. :|

Liquid Nitrogen

Liquid Oxygen

why can't we have that mercury?

I meant mercury the compound/poison, not the planet. I don't see how the planet beats spring water. :?

Solid Oxygen

Francium + Fluorine

how doesn't a massive rock beat spring water?

Umm... something else, please? :P

Well... I don't know. :oops:

that's right... i win without saying chuck norris

AF wins Round 1. Round 2... start!

Pigeon

Hawk

Hunter

bugs bunny

Poisoned Carrot

brainz!

Zombies

poor film buget

Money

fire

Water

cool I found this thread!!! its more positive kind of :)

chuck norris... game over

No.

Me.

read back a few pages and you will realize chuck norris is against the rules
and so are black holes

fuck the rules

two chuck norrises but they die killing the original one... there I fixed it

Too slow.

Gun.

crossbow :D

Bow and Arrow

Back to the old days, eh? :D

catapult
medieval warfare rules!

Cannon

Iron, fuck yea!

Tank
were going through the ages!

Fighter Jets

UFOs

NUCLEAR BOMb!!!!!! :D

Jesus

Mohammed

buddah

edit: damm you snowboy!

satan

God/s

Omnipotency

stealth

Security Cameras

invisiblility

Paint

invisible paint

Me (I scratch paint off what i'm sitting on when i'm really bored, whether it be visible or not)

ninja assasin

A gun,

They need to modernise..

lack of bullets
now your f**ked

erupting volcano

Divine Protection

Atheism

corrupt science

Art

(Art vs Science)

Left brain

Genius Logic

the enemy genius logic (everything goes to plan until you meet the enemy....)

Dumb luck

good luck

Lady Luck