Pretty simple. What would you give the above user as a gift?
Since no one is above me, I'll just give Alex a brand new extra server for whatever he wants.
Pretty simple. What would you give the above user as a gift?
Since no one is above me, I'll just give Alex a brand new extra server for whatever he wants.
plane ticket to wisconsin
A name.
A bar of soap and some clean clothes.
The loving father figure he so craves.
A foster child named Grod.
Two cookies with teh whipped cream!!!1 to replace the ones he just gave away.
Cat ears :3
A catgirl (I'm nice like that! ^.^)
A bottle of Awesomesauce™
A Mohawk
A snow and a boy so that maybe you would put them in your avatar and I wouldn't have to keep rating your avatar poorly.
A different avatar. I can barely see how that is a worm. How is that not a goose???
A goose because snowboy does not know what a goose looks like and education is the best present.
The mouth looks like a beak to me. >.<
1000 more posts added to your post count.
A nicely wrapped parcel containing an explosive surprise.
Visible vowels.
Wth?! >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzzkc
A new dog.
What am I going to do with a dog? Where I am living I cannot even own pets. I wil be forced to release it into the city wild with solar charged live feed webcam on it's head to keep track of how it is doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
A fish that is incredibly hard to identify making the choice of whether to put it in a fresh or salt water tank one of life and death.
A really hot girl that would cosplay as whatever you want.
Aw, slayer, that's just what I wanted! I think I will make her cosplay as you first cause I am creepy liek that. I'll get you the same thing cause I am not as creative.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayer
TBH I don't even like live fish, so I couldn't care less. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by spockman
A second really hot girl that will cosplay as whatever you want.
Her first cosplay role is as someone having sex with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
I'll give you some muffins and stuff. They are pretty good muffins.
Yay! ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by spockman
I give you brownies. Everybody likes brownies! :)
So someone asked me to pick them up some brownies from sbarro but when I got there they were totally shaped like muffins. The mini-muffins. I totally didn't know what to do. You can have some of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
The thrill of having a -50oC winter. So cold your face falls off.
Michael Jackson.
A definite LD count.
A very big wrapped box that is... empty. :P
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
To snowboy I pass on my previous gift. It suits you better, anyway.
I get more muffins? Cmon, be creative! Don't get me wrong, though, I like muffins! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by spockman
I give you a brand new piano!
Sorry, no, I was passing on Puffins gift to me to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
Oh. I didn't realize that. Now give me a gift. Preferably a heater.Quote:
Originally Posted by spockman
I just gave you a gift. The gift of clarity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
:| Fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by spockman
I give you 20 pat-downs by a TSA official at your nearest airport as you are heading off to see your family. And you wanna know why? You kept setting off a metal detector with a penny buried very deep in your pocket, so now you missed your flight. :P
I give you mah maths book hehe...
-coughBURNITcough-
Wow, I must have a cold...
Ironically, you told me to burn it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yungen
I give you the ability to give a damn.
Pennies are primarily zinc which does not set off metal detectors save for perhaps in very high quantities and the trace amount of copper in the alloy plating is not enough to set off a metal detector. Once again, the gift of clarity is yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
I'll give you one infinitly lasting lucid dream dipped in chocolate on a stick
I found some road-kill today and figured you might like it, since I'm pretty sure it was a rabbit at one point.
At the very least it'll make a nice stew.
hey you already posted that bitch!!!!
For that I'm going to give you an after life in hell that smells like rotten egg farts, but its actually only purgatory so you get out eventually and get to go to heaven, but god doesn't let your you do anything fun there because its a "sin" and there is no such thing as reincarnation so your just going to have to sit there bored for an eternity, but at least it doesn't smell like farts
I did the cookies, not the sandwich. I've only done the sandwich on a DJ entry one time. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
For falsely accusing me of something, I send a person out to handcuff you and throw you in a prison cell with a violent inmate. Have fun trying to run. :evil:
oh ya your right that was in a dream journal lol
Well I'm going to give you a tray full of cookies with weed butter in them to say I'm sorry:)
Yay! :awesomed:
I give you a gullible wish-granting leprechaun in a tightly sealed jar. Have fun! :)
wtf my leprechaun died
I'll give you a dancing muffin :muffin:
Whoops, forgot the food, water, and air holes! :embarrassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
I give you a cat playing the air guitar in Alaska.
http://www.pantherkut.com/wp-content...-animal-02.jpg
Did this seriously just die? :(
I give you defibrillator paddles to revive this thread.
I'll give you apple pie
I will give you apple pie... with teh whipped cream!!!!!!11
I give you the ability to use and spell the word "The" correctly :shadewink:
give you a damn
I give you the gift of knowledge... of the structure of a protein molecule. Have fun trying to use that. :P
I'll give you a snowball.
I will give you a cat (part two coming soon)
I'll give you a present.
I give you the gift of decent humor.
I give you the gift of the snow that's stopped me get out of the damn house... :D
You're in the same situation as me, so there's really no use.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raspberry
I give you a dog whistle to call your winged wolves to you.
I'll give you a shovel to clean up the snow.
I give you some new shoes.
http://very-bored.com/pics3/weirdsho...rd-shoes-1.jpg
Oh, Agent, I forgot part two of the cat gift.
I also give you an AK-47 for your cat! :D
You get a penguin hat. x}
Just 'cause.
You can have a pet alligator with rabies.
I'll take it!
And in return I gift you a red panda that loves you unconditionally.
The lessons are free.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...ch-you-itl.jpg
I'll give you 20 diseased starving dogs from a shanty town barrio in Tijuana
http://www.meganlyles.com/photos/290.jpg
I give you this thing. Don't eat it.
Spoiler for Thing:
http://4chanarchive.org/images/gif/2...3862310483.gif
The ability to do this.
Aw dude that guy is awesome I love climbing stuff
I give you an infinite supply of hugs :hug:
I give you a boat.
I'll give you somewhere to be
I'll give you a cupons for AWESOME SAUCE
Aids
Me.
A catgirl.
Me with cat ears and a tail.
A puppy, because I can't think of anything and everyone loves puppies.
A piece of gold in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, all wrapped in 30 layers of duct tape.
Oh! and a card telling you what's inside....
Also, this is one of my favorite threads every! XD
A nice pen.
Three nice pens.
Three nice penises.
I give you those three nice penises back, but this time with a bow.
Hand sanitizer.
A thank you.
some money (the only thing you can give is your thanks!? c'mon)
A gift card bought with the money. Just to emphasize the pointlessness of gift cards.
a book, about snow leapords, cause their awesome
A dictionary, with the word leopards, because correct spelling is awesome.
a thesaurus, never know when your gonna need one
A translator
A snowgirl
Very strange... but OK! :D
The ability to turn your reputation to 10000. :)
A partridge in a pear tree.
Can't beat the classics.
I give you the ability to have more than 11 LDs.
I give you the knowledge of how many lucid dreams you've had
Actually, that was an arbitrary (is that the right word?) number I thought of off the top of my head to compensate for not knowing how many I've had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
I give saltyseedog a dog from the salty sea to compliment his salty dog from the sea (as established by his username).
is there a difference???
I give you peace of mind
Yes, one is a dog that is salty and from the sea, one is a dog that is from a sea that is salty.
I give you a pair of trees in a partridge.
I give you logic since you appear to try to fuck with it whenever you can.
I give you a rearranged, yet grammatically correct quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
Syphilis
Herpes of the foot
a doctors appointment.
A Medical Degree
A joke book
An apple
Some space
Some coo'cool water.
Speech therapy to help your stutter.
But seriously, why did you say coo'cool instead of cool?
A map, so you realize you are somewhere
A Bright Eyes CD, so you realize the reference.
A itunes gift card, so you realize i don't use CDs
A real gift card to Hastings, so you can buy some real CDs that you keep when you get a new computer.
Hemorrhoids
health and fitness, so you don't get as many diseases
An apple.
orange
Jesus of Suburbia in a thong
A non-sexual item
A cookie
A Pastry Shop
a snowboard
Jesus of Suburbia in a thong (isn't it just that much creepier when I say it?)
Jesus of Heaven in a thong
(see what i did there?)
I see what you did, but you did it wrong. The name was Jesus of Nazareth, not Jesus of Heaven.
Nice try though.
I give you the gift of clarity.
I give you the gift and power to create greater-than zero replies to all your future threads.
Use it wisely great one.
i give you the gift of spelling
I give you the gift of the longest word I know:
smile
it has a mile in it :)
I give you the small town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
Kim Kardashian hopping out of a birthday cake, nude, for your next bday.
http://www.thekimkardashian.com/user...uty%20Team.jpg
A birthday cake hopping out of Kim Kardashian, nude, for your next bday.
http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/...hday-cake2.png
As in, her vomitting up a birthday cake while in the nude for my bday? If so.. eh.. I'll take it however I can get it. :P
An LP640 lamborghini without an engine and wheels.
No, as in a nude cake jumping out of her, ripping out various entrails along the way. Not to say anything of the candles that are alight.
A birthday cake. Just a regular one this time, except it has trick candles that don't go out when you blow on them.
And by "Don't go out" I mean "Burn down your house destroying everything and everyone you ever loved and/or held dear".
http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/...hday-cake2.png
A fire extinguisher
The person closest to you (when you read this) in a thong.
somone close to you
hahaha snowboy it didn't work cause i anin't got noone close to me
A punching bag with Jesus of Suburbia's face artistically drawn on. I like this game. :P
Can of beans.
6 pack of beers
A lighter.
a blowtorch
A Jesus with the Punching Bag of Suburbia drawn on.
200 pillows
Some snow
A bigger dream
A bigger paycheck
I give you the largest steak you will ever see.
i give you a knife to cut the biggest steak you will ever see
I will give you a knife to replace the one you gave away.
i give you a fork to replace the knife you just gave to me
I give you a spoon because I'm unoriginal.
i give you a tree
I give you a three.
I give you ownership rights to DV. Just to see what happens.
I give you the ability to see into the future to see what would happen then, now.
i give you water
I will slowly change the background color to yellow. Just a bit more tinted each day, just a bit. Slowly. So slowly, in fact, that everyone will swear it's always been like that. Then, suddenly, old screen-cap and MINDFUCK!Quote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
I give Aussie Fire ice.
i give you another lucid
I give you ten points in the 2011 Dream Recall Challenge.
And no, I am not going to do this again.
The ability to WILD and DILD whenver you want.
I give you the ability to show if you are online or not. Are you? :?
the ability to know your LD count
I give you over 9000 kangaroos in your house. Ha, that was completely random yet it worked out perfectly! :D
He's Australian Fire. He obviously already has Over 9000(!!!!!!11!!!one) kangaroos, as all Australians do.
I give you the gift of clarity.
I give you my velociraptor's offspring. And they're getting hungry... :twisted:
I give you food for your velociraptor and it's offspring
I give you metorite to kill the velociraptor
@jesus of Suburbia, i only have 8000, i killed and ate the others
I give you 1001 kangaroos to replace the ones you just ate.
I would give you a hot ember so you can melt Mr. Snowboy.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jorge
I give you a decent joke.
A carrot for a nose.
-.- That was actually decent, although it annoys me since a different person just posted a joke similar to that. Still, well played.
I give you the country of Thailand.
I give you vial, Colorado
I give you one of those fake fire things you see on Halloween, the blackpot with the flickering red paper that looks like fire.
I give you a shared dream
I give you the city of Hell, Michigan.
i give you Somalia, the most lawless country on earth
Ha, that post about Hell, Michigan was meant for GMoney! :oops:
I give you America, the fattest and most technology-oriented country in the world! (I think)
Ha, thanks! Just what I wanted. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by AustralianFire
Snowboy, why are you giving me some Michigan city? I don't want it so I'm going to regift it. You can have it back.
I give you the ability to perform telekinesis. Have fun.
Thanks! I give you the power of a rock. (see your sig)
:D
I give you a $1000000000000 bill... from Zimbabwe.
I raise your power of rock to level 2 Rock.
I'll give you a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. It must be your lucky day, otherwise it comes with the rest of the package.
I give you a white elephant, because I am king and in the old days kings would give white elephants (or was it regular elephants?) to people they didn't like, because they could never afford to take care of an elephant and if it died, they were sentenced to death because it was a gift from the king, and if they did anything else with it the same thing happened.
I didn't know you would get so upset over a potato, do you have allergies? Seeing as I'm dead right now, and probably in hell. I will send you a furby from down here to eat you alive. Then I'll give you a very warm welcome at the gate of hell.
I use wizardry to fight off said Furby and give you a horse, and don't look it in the mouth.
I lurve puns.
I would have given you a god complex but seeing as you already have one of those.. I give you some explicit content. Hope you like it.
I give you a not-crooked avatar
I'll give you food.
i give you more posts
I give you more posts.
Don't spend them all in one place now, y'hear?
i give you a child, because i don't want it
I give you a slap to the face which causes no injuries.
And by "slap" I mean "bullet" and by "no injuries" I mean "death".
i give you guilt, and lots of it
I give you a happy afterlife, if you believe in one. If not, I give you a coffin :D
I give you a pile of dead babies and various woodland creatures, all cute.
I give you a heart
I give you a tail, because a human with a tail is awesome