Who is your long lost lover?
WATER!
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Who is your long lost lover?
WATER!
Empty your mind, Be formless,
Shapeless, Like water
You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup
You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle
You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot
Now water can flow, or it can crash
Be water, My friend
PIE!
Ugh, my hair is sticky, what did you put in my pillow??
Don't worry, I hid it in your underwear drawer.
Where is my glass of milk?
Dreams!
Where are you weird?
the incredible beard
What's that thing on your face?
Dubstep.
What do you sing to your baby to make her fall asleep?
Pho, extra Hoisin.
What do you like to rub into your lover during foreplay?
Ten and a half inches.
how big is your broken ruler now (HAHAHA, i know what you wanted us to say)
Troll face
What are you wearing?
Four slices of cheesecake.
What would I most definitely enjoy eating right now?
your hair is like the vines of a jungle, dangling from a beautiful angel's head
Do you like my hair?
Corned beef and cabbage.