Who do you assume started this?
HOT DOGS with ketchup and relish and cheese.
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Who do you assume started this?
HOT DOGS with ketchup and relish and cheese.
What should I eat for lunch?
He calls me Turkey and smacks me on the ass.
what is the best thing your husband-to-be has done to you to sexually please you?
...uhm...okay then
Would you like to join us sometime in the bedroom???
I knew you'd ask me something like that.
can you read my mind?
you're a silly goose. duck.quack bitches
What do you think of me?
I blame genetics.
why do you have hair like Medusa?
i keed, i keed.
Were you joking?
That was rude. =P
did you know I was kidding?
i would never say such a thing in an honest fashion.
Did you call my mother a bitch!?!?
Good to know the truth. She's a sweetheart.
what is your opinion of Casey Anthony?
that tastes weird.
Jizz?
I'm not capable of answering that without being in a gutter.
Do you know why I chose that question?
I asked it for the reason you mentioned.lol
What?
LOL That will be hilarious in about an hour.
i just shit myself!
not really...
You wanna go to the movies with me?
Halliburton.
What did you name your penis?
For sure.
Have you ever cheated in a committed relationship?
i would never do that (:
Would you ever save a dying baby from a fire?
Well... I think it's time for a shot.
can you tell me the time?
remember last time ...
Did I tell you who I slept with last night??
Fuuuuuck. I already made a drink.
let's eat a strawberry?
me too!
Am I the only one who wants to go to the beach?
The Real World.
Where are you?
YES! OH THANK YOU! [lick lick lick suck suck suck bite rip chew swallow]
do you want a 1 USD?
it'd be pretty much useless to you.