what is your favorite type of person to brutally murder?
ooh! nevermind I have heard that song.
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what is your favorite type of person to brutally murder?
ooh! nevermind I have heard that song.
What's the most unattractive thing you have ever seen?
Total boner-kill dude!
Did you know that old people have sex?
I got it boomin out my subs.
you know that sound someone makes when they throw up?
that's hot.
What do you think of cavity searchs?
Avast, batten down the hatches ye mangy scalawag bilge-rats! Thar be no need o' any landlubbers t'night, savvy? We be goin' t' have fun fer sake o' Great Neptune's man nipples! Arr!
How was brabosa in the new pirates of the Caribbean movie?
93.2 Degrees Fahrenheit
How do you say 34 celsius in a lot more difficult and weirder way?
Sun beats me down..
Why don't you have a tan?
And all the girls say "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"
What's your motto?
Yummy.
Do I have any ranch sauce on my face???
That's a little excessive....
do you remember me saying "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"?
i think you do.
Do you ever touch yourself at night???
hehe and I do remember.
Were you blacked out when i put a pineapple in your eye?
536
Most people have 5-15 different sex partners at the age of 25. What about you?
Pineapples and tortoises mix very well.
What are some extra things you like to put in soup?
that smells like shit.
What do you think of your lunch.
Biscuits are good.
what should I give to you on your birthday?
applesauce.
What is sweet and cinnamony?
Moonshine
What's the best energy drink on the planet?
Totally.
Yo, you wanna go to a Big & Rich concert with me?
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
will tell me a story?
I love you
Isn't country the best music genre?
$100
how much money will you give me if I say country music is good?
i hate country music.
Gotta love country music, eh?
My old truck broke down.
why are you getting a new car?
pudding