The Vending Machine...

Receive blueberries in the same shape

Insert War on Drugs
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I didn't realize that's where this was suppose to go. Sorry.

Receive manipulative media

Insert the meaning of life

recieve true happiness

insert $100000000000000 and a dog

Receive loneliness.


Insert cookies.

Receive diabetes

Insert parachute

Receive Plane Crash

Insert soap opera

Receive Grandmother.

Insert alarm clock.

Receive hitting the snooze

Insert lotion

Receive condoms.

Insert smile

Receive wink

Insert fedora

Receive head of a horse.

Insert Giant Baby Man.

Recieve a weird look

Insert dancing lettuce

Recieve dancing salad.

Insert SilverDreams.

Receive SilverLucids

Insert an elephant and a rhino

Receive a baby elerhino

Insert the internet.

Receive countless Memes, useless and incorrect information, and the most amazing technological tool our species has ever produced.

Insert public chat

receive public orgy's

insert a bucket of tuna

recieve some edible tuna -.-

insert some ass

Receive penis.

Insert a random Frenchman

receive crepes

insert waffles

Receive bad moderation on a forum (inside joke, though it doesn't make sense for me to say it here)

Insert a salty sea dog.

receive waffles you put in earlier but they are cold

insert semen

Receive unwanted pregnancies

Insert god

receive lots of free donuts

insert maple syrup

Receive diabetes

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