The Vending Machine...

recieve diabetes

insert $10 and boredom

Receive a cheap hooker.

Insert solar interference

recieve ban!!!!!

insert anthrax

receive bad events

insert 3 mysterious syringes

receive jesus

insert severed fingers

receive a call from the police

insert sexual content

receive sexual pleasure

insert blood

wtf I just got deja vu from this

receive HIV

insert puppy

receive ground up puppy

insert rotting puppy burgers

receive H1N1 virus


insert the sky

Receive a cloud in an ice cream cone.

Insert youth

Receive sadness

Insert happy rainbows

Recieve boner

insert semen soaked in sand.

Receive World's Greatest Throat Clogger

insert CAPS LOCK

Receive Cruise Control for the internet.

Insert a limp biscuit

Recieve Limp Bizkit

insert harley

Receive Amnesia of traffic laws

Insert Amazing recall

Receive a disfigured goat

Insert popular music

Receive a drastically diminished ability to be an individual

Insert molecular physics

Receive quantum headache

Insert 1000 dollars and a half empty bottle of whiskey

Recieve a half full bottle of whiskey

Insert cup of coffee

Receive caffeine

Insert nihilism

Receive terrorism

Insert nuts

Receive blue balls

Insert girl wearing revealing clothing, a bucket of baby oil, and 3 large Australian men.

receive a phone call to the police waiting to happen

insert the brain