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this thread :P
An 8-hour sand hourglass alarm clock
Upside down mirror. Not a mirror that shows you upside down, just a regular mirror turned upside down.
I would love a microwavable fork.
I got another one: a vertical bed
My seven year old son suggests: a lava bed
Waterproof towel
Tire de-rounder
Inflatable anchor
Bread moulder (may be useful for science class)
Non-hollow straw
Microwave fork
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Upright bed
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Inflatable anchor
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Safety flip flops
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Waterproof towel material
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Hourglass alarm INVENTED
This thread - Also invented by author
Bench press with motorized support to help you lift more.
Automatic Spoon that picks up the food and puts it in your mouth for you. :P
That sounds like an awesome invention to me :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by JoannaB
Haha I bet that would be really annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xvaiuer
I would actually enjoy that kind of alarm clock, too. While the fact that it would only have an 8 hour setting would be a bit limiting, but at least it would not be annoying enough to actually wake me up when I would love to continue to sleep. It would however allow me to determine whether I can continue to sleep if I woke up and noticed that the sand had not run out. Alas, if the sand did run out, I fear my first reaction would be to panic and search for a watch to see whether that sand had just run out or whether I had overslept a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supernova
Automatic Puzzle
Detachable seat belts
glow in the dark camouflage
Non-stick bandaid
Solar powered night vision goggles
A non-see-through aquarium.
A school for ants.
My seven year old son would like to contribute a 1-second exploding iPhone charger
Spoon sharpener
Ice-warmer
Toilet spoon
Finger hats
Steakcakes
Bearded panties
feline sleeping pills
Genital Juice (in 8 savory flavors)
a machine that creates useless inventions
fishnet condoms
A light switch that turns on/off every time you made any sound
A sword with a gun on the end.
If you make it a gun with a sword on the end, you would have something similar to squall's gunblade from Final fantasy 8 :pQuote:
Originally Posted by jackc45
Or any Civil War rifle with a bayonet. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Subjects
braille labels for fruit
fish-scented breath spray
spray-on pubic hair
Seriously.....you have the most gross inventions in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by melanieb
Alarm clock that wakes you up when you are lucid dreaming.
That would not be useless, it would be criminal! If it existed, it better be organic because I would really want to kill it!Quote:
Originally Posted by TiredPhil
a pill that makes your penis smaller
Liquid that makes your penis smaller - AlcoholQuote:
Originally Posted by Michael
A sex doll action figure.
Basketball cleats.
I need this......well, is it life size?Quote:
Originally Posted by jackc45
NO! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AURON
A laptop that has no screen.
A new language that uses vowels only, has at most one letter words, and for which I am the only one who knows whether it means anything and am unwilling to provide translation.
A o I. O u, a I e? E u!
Automatic Pet Petter...So when you are not home, your pets won't have to go without being petted...
A Useless Invention Rating System.
You could do better. ;)
That would be useful for writing secret notes to yourself, things you must remember but that other people shouldn't know about.Quote:
Originally Posted by JoannaB
A timer that counted the number of hours in a day.
A device designed to malfunction at random intervals in unforeseen ways, and that would be its only documented feature. Buy at your own risk.
I would buy one, but only with a 12 month guaranteeQuote:
Originally Posted by JoannaB
It would be guaranteed to either malfunction or not within the 12 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by TiredPhil
Epsom PrintersQuote:
Originally Posted by JoannaB
Designed to work for at least 12 months, then internal programming intentionaly mekes them go faulty.
No point selling a printer that lasts, is there ?
You would never get repeat customers.
Crotchless panties. Nightmare mace. Invisible clothes.
I thought that was McAfee Antivirus for a minute there but clearly you wrote "device"..Quote:
Originally Posted by JoannaB
A Bacon Stretcher
I think everyone should have one.
Fecal Matter Reverser
(yep, it goes back into your anus)
Dehydrated Water
Brittle Glass Cutlery
explosive custard
Portable penis for women, so they could pee standing up in the Great-Outdoors just like men.
Oh dear god that is just...I have no words...speechless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercurial
Already invented and available for sale in several brands mostly for camping. Here is one: freshetteQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercurial
And why us it useless? Squatting during camping is not comfortable.
So it is. Didn't know that! Now women can drip dry- give that 2 shakes and put it back in the purse.
I highlighted that ad and item with my black highlighter pen for next time.
Ever heard of dehydrated milk? Yeah, I don't get it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by LukeSid
Hmmm,
How about...
A butter glue stick? :panic:
HOLD IT...thats genius, no need for a knife...Omg its brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrannyPigms
Three-legged trousers and open-toe industrial shoes
Halal pork sausages
Shoelaces. Oh, wait... those were alread invented and THEY'RE BLEEDING USELESS!! :pissed:
Video game remote with GPS.....oh wait.
Sleep inducing alarm clock.
Socks with velcro pockets on the sides.
Velcro underwear. :shock:
Ouch, that could be painful.
Velcro tampons
Skin-collecting as a hobby - a guidebook
Hot-sauce for popsicles
Walking with loose shoes is bad for your ankles over a long period of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by TimeDragon97
Lace up, fool.
Blue colored liquid methane
A computer chair with a built in rotary motor so you can spin effortlessly.
All the fun of spinning in a chair, without all the effort!
