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People tend to end up "missing"
I Googled Fanfic
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I Googled Quantum gravity
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https://www.aei.mpg.de/18228/03_Quan...ified_Theories
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yELP (!?!)Quote:
Quantum Gravity and Unified Theories
This division is concerned with the unification of general relativity and quantum mechanics into a theory of quantum gravity, which should also provide a consistent framework for incorporating the other fundamental forces in nature.
Despite intense efforts over the last years it is far from clear at this time what a consistent theory of quantum gravity will look like and what its main features will be.
In view of these uncertainties, the best strategy appears to be one which is both diversified and interdisciplinary. For this reason, the division aims to represent all the major current approaches to quantum gravity, in particular supergravity and string theory and their modern developments, as well as canonical quantization (e.g. loop quantum gravity) and discrete models of quantum gravity.
The canonical approaches to quantum gravity emphasize the geometrical aspects and appear well suited to deal with unsolved conceptual issues of quantum gravity, such as e.g.
1)- the problem of time or the interpretation of the wave function of the universe.
Important new insights have been gained over the past decade in the framework of loop quantum gravity, whose modern variants (spin foam gravity and group field theory) are among the division's main research directions.
This approach, which complements and extends the old geometrodynamics approach, employs a non-perturbative and background independent framework allowing (at least in principle) to describe the fluctuations of geometry itself, and leading to a discrete structure at the Planck scale.
On this basis, it is now possible to study the full quantum dynamics of gravity and space-time itself.
Most recently, these concepts have been successfully applied to the study of cosmological and black hole singularities, where classical general relativity breaks down.
In this way it may become possible to understand how the Big Bang singularity of classical relativity is “dissolved” in quantum cosmology.
String theory, on the other hand, takes a very different point of departure in tackling the problem of quantum gravity. The requirement of mathematical consistency and the non-renormalizability of perturbatively quantized gravity, and the need to incorporate the non-gravitational interactions are likely to force us to modify Einstein's theory at the smallest distances (Planck scale).
This may not only lead to a geometrization of the other fundamental forces (as exemplified by Kaluza-Klein theories and supergravity) and the unification of matter and gravity, but to an entirely new type of theory, which could explain how space-time is dissolved at very small distances, and in which Einstein's theory emerges only as an effective low energy theory, valid above distances above the Planck scale.
Superstring and supermembrane theory, and supersymmetric matrix theory are the most promising ansaetze so far in this direction. Major progress in this area has been recently achieved by members of the division, in particular the framework of the so-called AdS/CFT correspondence, and the study of certain infinite dimensional symmetries, which might underlie a unified and non-perturbative description of string theory (M theory).
I wanted to join-in the fanfic ... but ...
yELP (!?!)
Here is post 353 (!?!)
How do We/I make a fanfic of the above (???)
She was in a blind panic. She had always been one to fight back against anyone who posed a threat, but here she found herself in a frenzy, running for her life. She stumbled upon a small cabin in the woods and, without thinking, ran inside.
She locked the door behind her, even though the door frame was already in terrible shape. She knew one swift kick would knock the door in, but she had no other choice. She scrounged up a few chairs to barricade it, but it didn't feel like enough. Nothing felt like enough, she would never be safe. The sheer terror clouded her judgement. She ran to the kitchen in search of a something - anything - she could defend herself with. There was nothing but a few knives that probably weren't even sharp enough to cut butter.
But then she heard it. The footsteps on the porch. It was too late. She grabbed a dull knife and ran into the bedroom, shutting herself up in the closet. Her heart was pounding so hard, she figured just the sound of that would give away her position. She tried to control her breathing, but the fear made it impossible to not gasp for air. But she had to, as the footsteps were getting closer.
She hunkered down in the small closet, leaning her head against the door. She had her pathetic knife at the ready, preparing for the worst. The footsteps were now in the room. Slowly, they moved towards her, each step banging louder and louder against the hardwood floor. She barely held in a scream as the final footstep clapped against the floor right next to her head. There was a long silence. She wondered if he was gone, if the nightmare was nearly over. But then, piercing through the silence, came a whisper so cold, so vile, it sent a chill down her spine. Before she fainted from the fear, those final words echoed through her head...
"gab, your review of post 353 please?"
Oh man Occipitalred, spellbee2, and sivason, your fanfics gave me a good laugh! Because of that I thought I'd join in on Fundamental Frank's Fantastically Fun Fanfiction Fun Fair.
The Teachings
Jezebel sat at her school desk, it was made out of synthetic dark oak wood, a nice desk. All the other kids around her had the same ornate school desk. The large windows that lined the classroom were currently letting in the gold orange light of late afternoon, bathing the room along with the desks in it. The polished wood reflected the light back, making them almost appear to glow. It was a beautiful scene, and somewhat jarring, Jezebel thought. That such a surreal and pretty scene would be accompanied by a boring science class lecture.
It was currently the daily portion of the class that was devoted to teaching the findings and discoveries of our High Supervisor, Frank DiMeglio. The instructor was going over something about physics in dreams and waking life, which all citizens of the City know to be fundamental and so very important. You know, half gravity, inertia, invisible space, and all that other mumbo jumbo that Jezebel can never seem to understand. "I'm just stupid, I suppose" she decided one day while yet again listening to the repetitions of the High Supervisor's teachings.
But day after day of sitting through another lecture and another and another and another, an endless cycle of what seemed to be incomprehensible nonsense, Jezebel began thinking. The thoughts she was thinking were dangerous ones, so dangerous that she was relived no one could read her mind... but what if they could? She knew they couldn't but the mild case of paranoia she had developed due to the dangerous thoughts told her otherwise. "What if it is all just nonsense?" Jezebel thought, dangerously.
But if it was nonsense, utter nonsense babble, why was it being taught in schools? And praised by all? Surely other citizens must think similarly to her but like her were too afraid to question it, somehow it was just instinct that this wasn't something to question, perhaps not even in one's own head. Jezebel stared out across the sea of students and desks, they all stared ahead blankly while the instructor drew on the chalk board. Each one of them had this dead look in their eyes, even the instructor.
Jezebel tried to think of a reason as to why they are being taught this craziness, that is if it was craziness. One afternoon during lunch break she went with her best friend, Tristan, and some other classmates to the field to have a picnic. When she didn't think anyone else was within earshot she got up the nerve to ask him what he thought about High Supervisor's academic works.
"They're ground breaking, historic, awe inspiring, fundamental, and so very important. High Supervisor Frank DiMeglio and his work deserves all the awards he's been given thus far and more" Tristan replied almost automatically. She decided to clarify, although somewhat wary to after hearing his reply. "No I mean, like, do you understand any of it? Do you think it could actually mean anything or is it just... nonsense, rubbish, gibberish, poppycock?" she tentatively asked. His expression quickly changed from shock to fear to confusion and then finally relief, he explained that he too had thought often about what it could possibly mean, if anything.
They made a game out of trying to figure out the reason to be teaching kids useless, not even understandable, possibly fake science. They came up with many ideas, a filler lecture for the day, a form of hypnotism, nap time inducer, a way to subdue the populace, among others. They, like everyone else, would likely never know the true purpose behind it. It was a mystery for the ages. So the following day Jezebel and Tristan made their way through the school hallways with their fellow classmates, heading towards the science classroom. They sit in their seats, open their text books to the correct location, and await the instructor's arrival.
What else could they do? Neither knew how you would go about bringing up changing the teachings, let alone actually doing it. And they had a feeling if they tried, it would only be changing their fortune into misfortune. Besides, it wasn't hurting anything, at least as far as Jezebel could see. The instructor steps into the classroom, writes a message upon the chalk board, and begins with "Fundamentally proven inertial and gravitational equivalency: Why we necessarily exist in, and have extension of experience in, the middle distance in/of space."
Life continues on, everyday getting a refresher on High Supervisor Frank DiMeglio's teachings, a reliable constant in this often ever changing world. As the sun rises everyday it brings along with it the promise of more teachings, a never ending cycle. Which may be good, because despite the many years she's studied it, Jezebel has yet to understand a word of it.
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To Frankie from Me, (Jezebel)
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Frankie Laine Lyrics
Jezebel
Jezebel
If ever the Devil was born without a pair of horns
It was you, Jezebel, it was you
If ever an angel fell
Jezebel, it was you, Jezebel, it was you
If ever a pair of eyes promised paradise
Deceiving me, grieving me, leavin' me blue
Jezebel, it was you
If ever the Devil's plan was made to torment man
It was you, Jezebel, it was you
'Twould be better had I never known
A lover such as you, forsaking dreams and all
For the siren call of your arms
Like a demon, love possessed me
You obsessed me constantly
What evil star is mine that my fate's design
Should be Jezebel?
If ever a pair of eyes promised paradise
Deceiving me, grieving me, leavin' me blue
Jezebel, it was you
If ever the Devil's plan was made to torment man
It was you
Night an' day, every way
Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel
Clear proof of having unified gravity and electromagnetism two times over:
The physics of dreams is fundamentally relevant, essential, and helpful in the proper, complete, and consistent understanding of waking physics/physical experience. Dreams involve invisible AND visible space in FUNDAMENTAL equilibrium and balance as the middle distance in/of space in keeping with half gravity and half inertia. This is ALSO consistent with the fact that dreams make thought more like sensory experience in general (including visual experience), thereby improving upon memory and understanding. This is ALSO confirmed by the fact/great truth that the ability of thought to describe or reconfigure sensory experience is ultimately dependent upon the extent to which thought is similar to sensory experience. Thoughts are invisible and are at the potential end of the potential/actual spectrum. Dreams are more like thought. Television is fully like thought. TELEVISION IS FULL ELECTROMAGNETISM. Television is a creation of thought because it is fully like thought. The ability of thought to describe or reconfigure sensory experience is ultimately dependent upon the extent to which thought is similar to sensory experience: This applies to dreams and television. They are fundamentally linked and fundamentally related. Television is fully detached/removed from touch/tactile experience. The distance in/of space of television is eliminated/flattened. The invisible eye/body is detached in relation to touch/tactile experience (in the visual experience that is, of course.) The visible body is full distance with full gravity (and full mobility). Bodily/visual experience in dreams is invisible and visible in balance.[/I] This is the middle distance in/of space, and the space is semi-detached in relation to touch/tactile experience. GREAT !
Accordingly, the concept of invisible AND visible space in FUNDAMENTAL equilibrium and balance is most important, as the space above the VISIBLE Earth/ground is invisible and visible in fundamental equilibrium and balance. This is the middle distance in/of space in keeping with half gravity and half inertia. (Notice the fundamental cancelling/balancing that pertains to this visible and invisible space in equilibrium.)
This is a major breakthrough in physics, to say the least. DREAMS UNIFY GRAVITY, INERTIA, AND ELECTROMAGNETISM.
IN DREAMS, BODILY/VISUAL EXPERIENCE IS VISIBLE AND INVISIBLE IN FUNDAMENTAL BALANCE. DREAMS BALANCE BEING AND EXPERIENCE. DREAM EXPERIENCE IS THAT OF THE MIDDLE DISTANCE IN/OF SPACE IN KEEPING WITH HALF GRAVITY AND HALF INERTIA. DREAMS IMPROVE UPON MEMORY AND UNDERSTANDING. Alas, there is no outsmarting the genius of dreams.
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gab, the eye is also the body, and it is invisible. The full distance in/of space involves the visible body and full gravity. Vision (it is visible) begins invisibly inside the eye/body.............
Bodily/visual experience in dreams is invisible and visible in balance. Think about it.
This is the MIDDLE distance in/of space (seen AND felt/touched). The invisible eye is detached in relation to touch/tactile experience. The visible body (i.e., bodily/visual experience) while waking and standing is not detached in relation to touch/tactile experience. Accordingly, dream experience is semi-detached in relation to touch/tactile experience.
WE WANT TO BALANCE BEING AND EXPERIENCE.
So gab, in the 1, 2, 3 analysis, the following is clear:
1) Invisible eye/body and invisible space equals INERTIAL RELATION. The distance in/of space is eliminated/flattened in the manifestation of television, as it involves full inertia and full electromagnetism. It is at the potential end of the potential/possible and actual spectrum of experience. Thoughts are invisible. The eye is invisible. Distance in/of space is eliminated/flattened in the case of television. Television is an unnatural creation of thought, as it is fully like thought. Great ! Television is detached in relation to touch/tactile experience.
2) The ultimate unification of physics combines, balances, and includes opposites. Dreams combine, balance, and include opposites. Bodily/visual experience in dreams is visible and invisible in balance. That is the middle distance in/of space. I know that you understand this gab. It is clear. Dreams are a linked center of body experience.
Space is semi-detached in relation to touch/tactile experience. Dreams balance being and experience. Invisible and visible space in fundamental equilibrium and balance is the middle distance in/of space consistent with fundamentally and ultimately equivalent and balanced gravity, inertia, and electromagnetism. Dreams balance possible/potential and actual experience.
3)Waking (and standing) experience: Seen, felt, AND touched, full distance in/of space involves VISIBLE bodily/visual experience with full gravity. (Full mobility as well.) The VISIBLE Earth/ground ALSO involves full distance in/of space (seen, felt, and touched). SPACE IS NOT DETACHED IN RELATION TO TOUCH/TACTILE EXPERIENCE. VISIBLE BODY and VISIBLE Earth/ground equals GRAVITATIONAL RELATION.
gab, you do not understand this ? ....you do not see the clear importance of it ?
gab, this is clear. The TV is full electromagnetism. The distance in/of space is eliminated/flattened. Dreams are in the middle. The VISIBLE Earth/ground is full gravity.
gab, admit that this is great and very important work.
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BY Author Frank Martin DiMeglio
I was scared Frank had brain washed you all into replying into this thread. But after I read the fan fictions i found it quite funny. But than Frank posted again and now i'm just wondering if this horror story will ever end.:eek:
It's all in your head. If you let it be horror, horror it will be. If something else, it will be that. Go to your happy place and enjoy, for what it's worth.
@Frank
I should clarify, that whatever you are writing may/may not be BS. I have no clue. But BS is you posting this over and friggin over. I hope you are getting good laughs out of this, how you got us all scratching our collective heads trying to figure out why. WHY?
Another Author Frank DiMeglio fan ficton, by Sivason
The PRIZE:
The setting is a deep underground bunker where powerful men plot:
A man in a lab coat bursts in. “Have you read this?!?!” He throws down a news paper and the headline is revealed:
Fundamentally proven inertial and gravitational equivalency: Why we necessarily exist in, and have extension of experience in, the middle distance in/of space. HUGE NEWS !!!
“Yes, we have read it and are deeply concerned! This is the gist of it,
Together, on balance, the top of the VISIBLE head/body and the adjoining INVISIBLE space there constitute a MIDDLE distance in/of space. The VISIBLE space blah blah blah blah,,, buzz buzz, blah blah…
Hey, are you listening to me?” Says a man in a super bad guy uniform.
The man in the lab coat answers, “huh what, oh I fell asleep standing up. What did you say?”
This cycle repeats 3 times before the super bad guy gives up.
Later at the secret planning table:
“We must destroy Author Frank DiMeglio! Fundamentally and most importantly, invisible and visible space in FUNDAMENTAL equilibrium and balance necessarilly consitutes, well anyways I am sure you all get what I am saying.” No one does, but they nod anyways. “The problem is that Author Frank DiMeglio has now made all physicists obsolete and they are very important to super bad guy plots.”
“Ohhhh” says the assembled master minds.
“On top of that we want to take him captive as we feel he knows much more than he is saying. Take this for instance, ‘Notice how the VISIBLE waking experience IS comparatively INVISIBLE in relation to what is dream experience. VERY IMPORTANT. Vision begins invisibly inside the eye/body.’ We believe Author Frank DiMeglio has invented an invisibility ray or something. Then there is this ‘Accordingly, this invisible space IS middle distance in/of space consistent with half gravity AND half inertia.’ We are pretty sure this means the invisibility ray also gives super soldiers the ability of flight! Or something like that.” Says the guy in the super bad guy costume.
The next scene is at the noble prize awards dinner, where Author Frank so and so is getting his much deserved award:
As soon as Frank steps onto the stage a group of ninjas (or maybe pirates? Wait pirate ninjas, just to be safe as Frank probably has super powers), yeah, pirate ninjas fall out of hidden ceiling panels.
“The invisible space that we live in exists BETWEEN outer space (full inertia) and the VISIBLE ground/Earth (full gravity). This invisible space is necessarily different from both outer space and the visible Earth/ground!” Frank yells out. At these words of power the VISIBLE ground/Earth became invisible space and full gravity effected their Full weight, and something really cool happened. I think they got crushified into nothing or something like that.
The chair of the noble prize award stuff/group comforted author Frank what’s his name, “I am sorry they disrupted your acceptance of the Noble Prize in physics, but things should go better next when you accept the prizes for philosophy and general cool science stuff.”
Everyone lived happily ever after, except for the physicists and philosophers who no longer had anything to do.
WHY DREAMS ARE TRUE/REAL QUANTUM GRAVITY AND WHY THEY UNIFY PHYSICS (GRAVITY, INERTIA, AND ELECTROMAGNETISM)
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EBBTIDE000, YOU WROTE:
" Quantum Gravity and Unified Theories: This division is concerned with the unification of general relativity and quantum mechanics into a theory of quantum gravity, which should also provide a consistent framework for incorporating the other fundamental forces in nature."
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DREAMS INVOLVE FUNDAMENTALLY AND ULTIMATELY BALANCED AND EQUIVALENT GRAVITY, INERTIA, AND ELECTROMAGNETISM. THEY ALSO NECESSARILY INVOLVE HALF GRAVITY AND HALF INERTIA. THEY INVOLVE BALANCED MIDDLE STRENGTH FORCE/ENERGY FEELING/TOUCH THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH INSTANTANEITY AND THE MIDDLE DISTANCE IN/OF SPACE. THIS ALSO INVOLVES INVISIBLE AND VISIBLE SPACE IN FUNDAMENTAL EQUILIBRIUM AND BALANCE CONSISTENT WITH FUNDAMENTALLY BALANCED AND EQUIVALENT ATTRACTION AND REPULSION.
ALL OF THIS IS CONSISTENT. THAT IS QUITE ASTONISHING. DREAMS INVOLVE TRUE/REAL QUANTUM GRAVITY (THEORETICALLY AND ULTIMATELY, ACTUALLY AND FUNDAMENTALLY). I HAVE PROVEN TRUE/REAL QUANTUM GRAVITY AS IT IS/THAT IS POSSIBLE.
THEY (THE "EXPERTS" IN PHYSICS) HAVE NO CLUE OF HOW TO GET TRUE/REAL QUANTUM GRAVITY OR OF HOW TO UNIFY PHYSICS. OBVIOUSLY, THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET TRUE/REAL QUANTUM GRAVITY, AND THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT WOULD BE/CONSIST OF. THEY DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND FUNDAMENTAL AND TRUE/REAL INERTIAL AND GRAVITATIONAL EQUIVALENCY AND BALANCING. THAT IS A FACT. WITHOUT THIS, THERE IS NO EXTENSIVENESS OF SPACE. THEY ARE FUNDAMENTALLY LOST. THEY CANNOT UNIFY ELECTROMAGNETISM AND GRAVITY. THEY CANNOT UNIFY QUANTUM MECHANICS AND GRAVITY.
by Author Frank Martin DiMeglio
READ ALL OF MY PRIOR POSTS.
I DO NOT WANT FANFICS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. I DO NOT CARE WHAT THEY ARE. THIS THREAD IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT OR AMUSEMENT. YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING. THIS THREAD IS FASCINATING.
I WANT REAL REPLIES.
There are 11,973 views of this thread. That is because it is superb.
*Moved to SB because it shouldn't not have been.
Oh God! It feels like a kick in the guts to imagine DiMeglio's reaction. His most fundamental work now categorized as "the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks without discernible meaning or purpose. (Senseless Banter).
Well, Dimeglio... I guess it's time to give it up. Join us and write some Fanfiction instead.
To clarify, Dimeglio, when we say we are writing fan-fiction, we mean that we are writing fictional stories in which you, Dimeglio, and your ideas, are the main character. It will be perfect here.
And to appease your grief, Dimeglio, just realize that you have already put all your ideas all over the web. If anyone googles this stuff up, they will find you, don't worry. :puppydogeyes:
'Tis the end of an era, ladies and gentlemen. This thread has finally been moved to SB. A moment of silence for all the lulz it has provided us.
http://i.imgur.com/DgVEvWy.png
Oh, and since we can't like anymore, I want to make a special post to praise Sivason's new Fanfiction that I had missed! :pope:
And also, a moment of silence as prescribed by SpellBee, obviously. :sleeping:
duggummit, no +likes in this sb place
+1 for sivason's post
And, ahem, the REAL description of SB "The infamous 'Senseless banter': a haven for those of you insistent on rambling on pointlessly. You've heard about it, now experience the shock and horror within. Please note, spam and anything deemed too senseless to live might disappear without warning."
Oh, we have a rule about spam and TOO sensless stuff?
This forum is a joke. It is pathetic.
i am never talking to you again frank :(
Ok, here you go. A sound response to follow:
1)DREAMS INVOLVE FUNDAMENTALLY AND ULTIMATELY BALANCED AND EQUIVALENT GRAVITY, INERTIA, AND ELECTROMAGNETISM.
R: This is flawed because they are in a state of movement/flux being of the 4TH DIMENSION also/included/not excluded as well and there fore will never reach a balance instead acting like pendulums IN/AROUND the matrix of thought.
2)THEY INVOLVE BALANCED MIDDLE STRENGTH FORCE/ENERGY FEELING/TOUCH THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH INSTANTANEITY AND THE MIDDLE DISTANCE IN/OF SPACE.
R: You cleary where attempting to use the Anheuser Busch principle here. It falls short of logical proof in that you divided in by of and even basic students of psyciodreamology sciences know you should express this as (inX1/of) to avoid just the confusion here resulting. Had you done this you would have come up with (ENERGY FEELING/FORCE) X (1/TOUCH). Perhaps the principle will stand, but it would never get past the Noble Prize commity.
Note: this is less fun with out 'likes'
DiMeglio! I know what you can do to turn the tables! There's probably a way for this thread to get back into Extended Discussion where the thread would have some dignity. But the only way, I fear, is that you actually start talking in a way that the members of this pathetic forum can understand you.
Whatever your discover is, it is senseless until you can communicate it. Quote what members are saying and reply to specific people, advance the discussion. And maybe the thread will be "revived", although I have no saying in that. :P
(I'm sure you couldn't understand Sivason's post. That's how we feel about your posts).
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This is it: You start communicating or your thread is condemned to the most degrading subforum : Senseless Banter.
(Hopefully the stakes are high enough for there to be a change. I would be amazed. Good like PMing him. He has never answered mine. He has never accepted my friend request either. :cry:)