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Okay I'll start with a limerick and then after it, I'll write a word or phrase that the next poster's limerick has to be about. Doesn't have to be original, but I think it would be alot of fun to see what you guys come up with. I'll start with one I heard the other day:
There Was Once A Man From Kent
Whose Tool Was So Long That It Bent
To Save Him The Trouble
He Put It In Double
And Instead Of Coming He Went.
Next Limerick Topic: Monkeys
Monkeys, you should not romance
They'll steal if given the chance
When your back is turned
All that you've earned
Will be gone, including your pants
Haha, nice one MidnightRider.
This is the first limerick I've written, so I'm not sure if I did it right. MidnightRider did the monkey one but I already made this so I'll just post it.
There once was a monkey named Kony
And Kony was indeed a little bit bony
So he stuffed his face
With a whole lot of cake
Then suddenly Kony was no longer bony
Great limericks guys. No one picked the next theme though.
/me has a :blue:
Puppets
There once was a puppet named MO,
To battle he'd fearlessly go,
Weakness he forgot,
His strings in a knot,
And that was the end of his show
My first try as well. Next subject: A pickle!
Haha!
I put a pickle in your shoe
Trying to play a joke on you.
I failed you see
For the joke was on me
For in my shoe you left a poo.
Next: ice cream
In Summer there is a great treat
It's cold and delicious to eat
But without self control
You'll fill your pie hole
And puke all over the street!
Next: Farmers
There once was a farmer named Ted
Who raised a cow with no head.
When asked, "My god HOW
Can you have a live, headless cow?"
"Dunno, guess he don't know if he dead."
Next: frisbees
There once was a man named John
Who could toss a frisbee quite long.
However, his catching
Was not quite as smashing,
And now all his front teeth are gone.
Next: Tacos?
Reference: (from 3:41)
http://youtu.be/8jXC-Yk8mnQ
There once was an admin I knew
Whose name was OpheliaBlue
She tried to deny
But the podcast don't lie
The tacos and cheese made her poo
:cackle:
Next topic: Nudity
Jan had Jack whipped
The lass made him strip
Jack got "excited"
For Jan had him frighted
The boiling oil, Jack was dipped.
Next: Groceries
Finished my beer, lips full with foam
Left the bar drunk, ready to roam
Take off my boxers, ready for bed
Hear a scream, realize with dread
That is not my home
First attempt guys donīt be too hard on me :cheeky:
Next topic: Beer :cheers:
Jason wants to run away in fear
And does not want to fight the bear
But with the bear he has a quarrel
As it opens barrel after barrel
And Jason just wants to drink his beer
Also my first one.
Next: plants
Ferns can be quite auspicious
So long as you aren't too suspicious
The older leaves and flowers
Can kill you in hours
Where the younger leaves are quite delicious!
Next: neck ties