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Im cool Wasup I didn't have a bad day at all. Im just tired of entertaining ignorance and stupidity... And everytime certain people type something it just futher shows how much of an idiot they are.
Speak for yourself. I've known my share of idiots too. If you couldn't tell, this thread wasn't looking for the smart ass comment YOU made :roll:Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
Im cool Wasup I didn't have a bad day at all. Im just tired of entertaining ignorance and stupidity... And everytime certain people type something it just futher shows how much of an idiot they are.
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Originally posted by Artelis
Speak for yourself. *I've known my share of idiots too. *If you couldn't tell, this thread wasn't looking for the smart ass comment YOU made :roll:
Oh really well I gotta another just for you!.. Who cares what you're looking for Shut your Trap. I bet you have known your share of idiots by you being one yourself it should pretty simple to point out your own kind. Don't come at me because I pissed you off deal with it...
Sheesh, calm down. It wasn't that big of a deal.
Not again. I shall protest no longer.
Who the hell is Haruko and why is she alive???
uh... CocoDan, I think you need to check the expiration date on the side of your nesquik there...
I know I don't make sense today.
What? You mean the size of that little 'x' there!
even I'm bigger than that.
Seriously though. Average size is about 6 inches.
My wife doesn't complain! God I love that woman!!!!
ps. I'm just your average guy, technique counts for a lot!
if you're really that small, take up playing the piano, or some other hobby to help make your hands more dexterous...if she really deosnt like your size, your fingers can always get the job done if you know what your doin :wink: :P :D
I just read the post about having one the size of a baby.
My wife has squeezed out two of them, not a pleasant experience for her!
=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/
I don't mean to argue with you, but I have to disagree. And I'm going to get gross here, fellas, so some of you might want to skip this.Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.
When a woman gives birth, the doctors have to either cut her vagina open or she rips. This was also part of a midwife's job before modern medicine. That's just the natural way of things. We heal, of course, but the point is that our vaginas really aren't limitless in their elasticity. That's just dealing with girth.
As far as length goes, I still say that they can be too big. Again I'm going to get a little gross here, but not quite so bad. When my ex and I were together, he would often hurt me during lovemaking because he was just too damn big! Bigger isn't always better. No matter what position we tried, he kept hitting my cervix, which causes a woman intense pain in her lower abdoment. We had to work it out so it was good for the both of us.
I can't believe I'm being so open about this... :shock:
Be honest now. How many guys here have to worry about being TOO big?
I'll be first, not me! I'm just average.
Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaa!
Thanks Lost Soul, I was going to post something close to that but not anymore.
Ouch.
HAHA! :rolllaugh: please, SHADOW, keep on rolling man...its so damn funny :lol:
and also...i dont have to worry about being too big...its perfect... :-P
I'm not bragging but my fiance complains sometimes about it being a "little" too big. But I don't know if thats just her being funny or if she's serious.(':shock:')
I'm not being funny. :D
do remember, girls insides are either more volumunous or not so much, just like guys can be teeny or huge...apparently the stereo-types for guys go for girls as well on with tightness instead of size... ie asians are tight -> black chicks are not so much...tho that deos make sense
Thats very... uh... graphic. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
When a woman gives birth, the doctors have to either cut her vagina open or she rips.
On the subject though, I assume that women would want the best of both worlds, i.e. A man that has the equipment and has read the manual. Even if you've got the size, you can't just whip it out and go "Alright baby, now faint." For us dudes, I suppose we could think about it as 'You, the restaraunt'. If you eat at a restaraunt and the food is no good, do you go back? I don't think you do. If she comes in wanting the "Prime pork special" and you give her a poorly perpared "Gut Buster", she's probably gonna want to eat somewhere else tomorrow. :o The mean area? Large plates of fancy food.
Note the extreme use of sexual innuendo...
Those who were given less than everyone else, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Also think, a lot of the fanciest restaraunts serve small portions. :) I love giving hope to the disadvantaged...
Well, I think i've ranted long enough....
:shock: lol I love the way you uhhhh "worded" it.
Funny this topic came up. I just recently had a conversation with some of my friends that are girls about their sexual life. They both said that 8 inches is a good size and that they both had not experienced the "sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head" etc. etc.
I have never heard ANYONE say they had sex that good... I am starting to think that is isn't real.Quote:
Originally posted by nightowl
they both had not experienced the \"sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head\" etc. etc.
**WARNING**explicit material entails**WARNING**
this is from a movie, its relevant to this "size" issue. name that movie.
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
that means size does matter :D