#6 Thou shalt not have a cow, man.
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#6 Thou shalt not have a cow, man.
#5 Thou shalt not preach to the unbelievers
#4 Thou shalt play that funky music, white boy.
#3 Thou shalt not place this commandment in the Bible.
#2 Thou shalt know when, and when not, to make a complete and utter ass of thyself.
#1 Thou shaly not make up phony commandments.
Bush's Top Ten Rejected Anti-Terrorist Ideas
#10
"Stay the course." lol
#9 Tom Ridge
#8 Torture chambers outside of American soil
#7 Tracking collars for all the "brown" people
#6 Taking the fight to "them" and attacking the wrong country.
#5 "Hell, we got some of those nuclear doohickies, why don't we just blow them outta the sky! Yeeeeehaaaawww!"
#4 'Let them eat cake.'
it just...just didn't make any sense, so the White House staff turned it down. Bush pouted for a week, then attacked Iraq. That fixed them (the people of Iraq, of course--whom he blamed).
#3 Jihad repellent
#2. Giant mouse traps baited with AK-47's. SNAP !
#1 Put them in a video game, & blow them up!! (not yet rejected...but soon) :D
Top 10 best places to have a date!
#10 The movies in a ....?
#9 Over the internet
#8: Your first AA meeting.
#7 - My dungeo.....I mean....my torcher chamb.....I mean....my basement. I got lots of stuff to do on a date down there. :wink:
The party in my pants.
#5 The produce section
#4 nothing says romance like the backlot of the local "Denny's."
#3 taking your date to go shopping for clothes in the Clarance section of Walmart.
#2 Tickets to the Ultimate Fighting Championships
#1 On a reality based dating show.
The Top 10 Worst Stripper Stage Names:
#10 Drippy :lipssealed:
HAHA!Quote:
Originally posted by R.Carter
#10 Drippy :lipssealed:
no way I can beat that, but I'll try
#9: Yeasty
LOL...the names so far are starting to sound like a twisted variation of the Seven Dwarves. And in keeping with the pattern I hereby submit:
#8 Itchy