#4 Get out of my life you skank whore! Oh and btw...Happy Valentine's Day.
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#4 Get out of my life you skank whore! Oh and btw...Happy Valentine's Day.
#3 Breaking up w/him when he is already depressed, then he commits suicide in front of you for it!
#2 I'm not tired of being in a relationship...I'm just tired of being seen in public with you.
#1 I really love you, darling--I just love your mother more.
Top ten reasons you need a personal assistant.
#10 Eye candy
#9 Someone to push the wheelbarrow with my balls in it. :D
#8 To keep my hands busy.
#7 To overthrow the media, and use it to make people more intelligent.
Quote:
Originally posted by David Letterman
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television
#6 I'm a spastic retard who can't dress, bathe, feed or crap myself.
5. Because I am just lazy...
#4To create the illusion that my job is that important.
#3 So she can handle my job responsabilities while I post here at DV!
2. So that I can get a head start in the pornography buisness... :shock:
1. To balance mine and her Checkboobs^_^books
Top 10 worst things to say during sex
( this should spice things up a bit)
#10
I feel like I'm being raped by some kind of monster
#9: Oh sorry, I didn't realise it was already in.
# 8
Here comes the big train
choo choo !!
chugga-chugga chugga-chugga
#7 Yeah Baby...Who's your Uncle!!
#6 Are you done yet?
#5 This taste nothing like chicken!
#4 Go easy, those red bumps hurt when you touch them.
# 3
smell my finger
#2 Calm down...let's not turn this rape into a murder. (Inspired by Scorpifly)
PS - speaking of which, I haven't seen him around in awhile.
#1 So...are all of you guys on the same team.
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#4
I can't see the tv, and what are you doing, now I've lost my earphones.
ok that ones over.
10#
my house