I Messed Around With A Penguin

i partied with frankenstein and it was fun, :)

weird i never thought frankenstein seemed like a party kind of thing

I partied with my shoes for the money.

I beat up a Tellytubbie for the money.

I was paid by the religious right to beat that gay one because it was poisoning the minds of our country's youth.

I peed on a cat because it was fun.

That's kinda funny considering my user name is Vex Kitten.

:lol:

I messed around with a prostitute and I liked it...

...this is so senseless....

Oh right!

I dressed up as my English teacher at school


(and for real I dreamt the other night that I repeatedly slept with my boyfriend's cat...and liked it)

I got married to a penguin and sometihng shrank.

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(and for real I dreamt the other night that I repeatedly slept with my boyfriend's cat...and liked it) [/b]

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why the hell did you have to say this . . .

I ate my best friend for the money.
My dog dressed up as a flamingo and liked it.
My mom felt up a penguin for the hell of it :eek: